Would You Get Turned Off if You Caught Your Gf Fart?

**ChristmasFnatic** · 03-13-2021, 02:36 AM

Like heard or smell it and it is only you and her in the room.

Would you accept it cuz everyone farts? Would you throw up and go NC on her? Etc?

**AlwaysFocus** · 03-13-2021, 02:37 AM

If she purposely ripped it maybe

**Ibl1s** · 03-13-2021, 02:43 AM

tfw no gf

**Merc009** · 03-13-2021, 03:07 AM

I would probably laugh and I couldn’t look at her as a gf no more.

This thread made me laugh srs

**Archangel_Lost** · 03-13-2021, 03:08 AM

Inb4 video of that girl that sharts at her brother

**RackaDo** · 03-13-2021, 03:08 AM

I’d probably lol if it was a loud one

**Anorexilla** · 03-13-2021, 03:10 AM

M'lady always farts in front of me. Sometimes traps me under the covers before doing so.

I do the same to her. Sometimes I will rip a nasty silent one next to her and watch closely as she realizes and tries to get away.

**DigDeeper1** · 03-13-2021, 03:12 AM

You can’t beat a good old Dutch oven

**RedSevens** · 03-13-2021, 03:14 AM

Would be disgusted, immediately leave, go NC, go home and misc about it

**JustMoved24** · 03-13-2021, 03:15 AM

Purposely burping has to be up there as well

At least for me.

**Archangel_Lost** · 03-13-2021, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by veinycock1

My wife farts all the time. I usually wake up in the morning before she does. I wake her up by hovering my bare ass centimeters from her face and ripping the loudest, smelliest fart I can muster right in her f*cking face. This happens 2-3 times a week. It amuses me. Her not so much.

Seems like a lot of work. Let me change your life. Are you aware that if you fart into your cupped hand and close it like you’re holding something, then open your hand at your victim’s face, 90% of the fart’s potency will transfer? I do it to my cats often, they are not amused.

**Dontoewsmebro** · 03-13-2021, 03:23 AM

lol at his reaction all this time he was sure girls do not fart.

**lightsarefallin** · 03-13-2021, 03:48 AM

lol if you and your wife don't play the fart game

....not srs....semi srs

I had previously responded to the video posted above of the cute, young girl ripping a fart that sounds like wet leather ripping. I believe I had posted something along the lines of: she could rip that gurgling bean beef burrito fart right on my nose while I sniff hard as FUKKKK with the force of 10,000 drug sniffing canines tearing apart a mexican drug lord's luggage at an international airport while onlookers stand around filming with their smartphones like plebs with a bit of drool dripping off their chins with the occasional Spanish cuss word floating congenially across the dense and slightly stale summer air inside the building...puta....de mierde....

**hoganrulz** · 03-13-2021, 03:51 AM

Lol if you don't sniff hard af when anyone farts

**Jordanski** · 03-13-2021, 03:52 AM

Farts are funny, so game on! Besides I'm a medic. Takes a lot more than that to shake me lol..

**madBrahhh** · 03-13-2021, 03:53 AM

Would probably get hard as fukk srs

**lightsarefallin** · 03-13-2021, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by hoganrulz

Lol if you don't sniff hard af when anyone farts

**hoganrulz** · 03-13-2021, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by lightsarefallin

Dash ich mein uber bruder

**BettaBeBoutDat** · 03-13-2021, 04:03 AM

if ur girls hawt they smell good

**Jayzuz** · 03-13-2021, 04:06 AM

If you’re with them long enough you’re going to eventually hear/smell it. Also I guarantee some of the reprobates here are turned on by that kind of thing.

**steeler505** · 03-13-2021, 04:12 AM

Groce

**vulgoo** · 03-13-2021, 04:23 AM

Its only smellz

**lightsarefallin** · 03-13-2021, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by vulgoo

Its only smellz

**TuskV** · 03-13-2021, 08:27 AM

bunch of sick bastages up in here

you fart, im gone for good

**Merovingian11** · 03-13-2021, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by Dontoewsmebro

That's wife material right there.

**xrossfit4lyfe** · 03-13-2021, 10:21 AM

gf farting killed my sexual interest in her. no respekt

**Celsus** · 03-13-2021, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by lightsarefallin

lmfao, never knew the source to this meme

can't imagine the video scene

**ryankoch** · 03-13-2021, 10:25 AM

I like it when she farts while we 69

**RustleU** · 03-13-2021, 10:26 AM

Once you've been married for 10 years it becomes a bit of a game / competition.

**Kiop** · 03-13-2021, 10:26 AM

dont reccomend
i only recommend monitoring her chitting because of the anal prospective
but the farts...are way above my imagination

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