Okay I'm stupid. An Ovcharka was overkill. (Srs)

[TXBuddy]

Lol no I don't. Dog is smarter than our Aussie and obeys me perfectly like 90% of the time. But the other 10% there is literally nothing I can physically do already.

Because you are inconsistent and do not provide calm leadership.

[TBO1313]

OP,

What you going to do when its balls drop and it decides it needs some ass and said ass belongs to either you or your wife?

Shoot him or just let him finish?

[climberbrah]

Came from the future. Found a pic of OP walking his dog around the neighbourhood in a few weeks. HOA is becoming aware

cant wait for when OPs dog brutally murders a small mammal in the neighborhood in front of kids/moms playing in the street

hoa will love it

[iwant2beswole]

what happens when these mog dogs realize that they're the alpha of the pack? if this one is 10% disobedient imagine when it's a full grown adult. seems similar to keeping big cats.

[Unstumpable]

Looks like a good ole boy

[bongowongo]

Negged for buying a big dog because you thought your dumbass could handle it and for being a tryhard. Hopefullly it eats you for being a *******.

[tnel00]

Im just waiting for the day someone posts on here realizing catbrah hasnt posted in awhile and then misc detectives find out he was eaten by his dog

[ramimotemem]

Fix it, OP.

It's not just you and your wife who willingly put yourselves into this situation, but you've implicated your kid and other innocent animals, who didn't get a say in your decision.

[Destor]

Emphasis on the kill

[Coal Man]

Lol.


OP is easily one of the lowest IQ functioning adults I've come across.

Lol yeah OP is dunce as fuk not gonna lie.

Brb buying a massive dog that's meant to work and needs extreme amounts of discipline....then keeping him in a small house with zero training whatsoever.



This will surely end well

[IronFeta]

cant wait for when OPs dog brutally murders a small mammal in the neighborhood in front of kids/moms playing in the street

hoa will love it

By small mammal do you mean a child?

[Aussie939291]

You bought a Caucasian Shepard dog and you live in suburbia


Are you ****ing retarded? Of all the dumb **** you’ve done over the years this is by far the dumbest.

[LinuxJon]

This is why we can’t have nice things. What possible reason does a wagecel living in a city need a dog of this size?

Not even mentioning the quality of life for the dog in OPs climate.

He doesn't need to worry about climate brah. He's indoor only. We keep the window open so he can just walk in/out when he wants.

Adult female black bear: 36" tall (on all fours) and up to 200 lbs

OP's dog: 30" tall and up to 220 lbs


OP dun fuked up.

To be fair, his current height means our guy should be closer to 33" as an adult.

Take him to the HOA tribunal they have every other week on getting your ass out. It just needs to bite one persons head off on the HOA board to send a message you and your urban farm on a .10acre lot are not to be fukd with.

They already tried banning my dog by specific breed to get rid of us. lol.

OP,

What you going to do when its balls drop and it decides it needs some ass and said ass belongs to either you or your wife?

Shoot him or just let him finish?

I think you know the answer brah.

[Ratfish]

that pupper is cute af

the part where he leaves his rear legs on the couch is adorable

LOVE when puppers do that

[blazenbb]

Personally my guard dog is a 12 pound Maltipoo that is alert as fuk. He’s the eyes and ears. The 250 lb adult male gorilla behind the leash is the fire power.

One would assume you’re a soy drinking ******* with that breed aka target on your back. No ones fking with you when you’re walking a monster dog. Sure you’re a badass, but now you have to prove it

What kind of food are you feeding this beast?

[78novacaine]

How long until it starts sleeping with your wife?

Awful bold of you to assume it's not already. OP gets the cat, his ol lady gets the Alpha dog.

[FlipBrah]

Jeebus that dog moggs any breed

[ikepen]

How long until it starts sleeping with your wife?

lmfao

[sword_]

No chit. They're beasts lmao.

[keyboardworkout]

You bought a Caucasian Shepard dog and you live in suburbia


Are you ****ing retarded? Of all the dumb **** you’ve done over the years this is by far the dumbest.

Rest in pieces

[HayZues Christi]

He doesn't need to worry about climate brah. He's indoor only. We keep the window open so he can just walk in/out when he wants.


.

You're a dumb selfish pos.

"I want a dog that looks cool in pics and makes up for my tiny penis. Fuk whats best for the dog"

[multiplemiggs]

Fuk he's growing fast

[nothingshocking]

Dude, my ex-brother in law was a weird introvert who married some trailer trash woman (single mother with 2 kids, lived in foster homes growing up), probably the first woman he had sex with, no joke, they met when he was 28 or so.

His family had a toy poodle when he was growing up, but this dude had nothing to do with taking care of it.

Then he and his trashy wife decided to start a side gig breeding some huge dogs like the one in op.

They got good lineage, and a male and female.

But no one was ever invited over to see the dogs. In fact no one was invited to their house ever.

Was is because he was a weird introvert?
Was it because she was a trashy woman who wanted to disrupt his relationship with his family?

Maybe, and probably both to some degree.

Then something was wrong at his house, I don't remember what it was, but I was down there visiting the rest of their family, and his dad died recently - his older brother was pretty worthless when it came to fixing stuff at the house, so they asked me to go there and help him.

I will never forget what I saw at that house (rented) (yes Florida).

They had baracaded off the entire family room and removed the furniture. The dogs had access to the back yard through the sliding doors in the family room.

Basically, these 2 huge mating dogs had overtaken the entire yard and family room. There was literally a coating of poop, piss and dirt on the entire floor of the family room - not 1 clean sq ft. The room was completely destroyed, needed a new floor, new walls, new everything.

Those things absolutely took over, and they just let them. They were completely powerless to influence their behavior, and honestly it didn't seem that they cared.

Keep in mind these people had 2 children, and a newborn living with them in their den of dog poop.

I'm really not sure if I ever spoke with Michael again after helping him fix whatever he needed fixed.

repulsive

best of luck op

[lupus002]

Why do you have a livestock guardian dog as a house pet? goddamn man

[LinuxJon]

Why do you have a livestock guardian dog as a house pet? goddamn man

We do have livestock brah. People get Great Pyrs for home all the time too.

[Beast92]

Dude, my ex-brother in law was a weird introvert who married some trailer trash woman (single mother with 2 kids, lived in foster homes growing up), probably the first woman he had sex with, no joke, they met when he was 28 or so.

His family had a toy poodle when he was growing up, but this dude had nothing to do with taking care of it.

Then he and his trashy wife decided to start a side gig breeding some huge dogs like the one in op.

They got good lineage, and a male and female.

But no one was ever invited over to see the dogs. In fact no one was invited to their house ever.

Was is because he was a weird introvert?
Was it because she was a trashy woman who wanted to disrupt his relationship with his family?

Maybe, and probably both to some degree.

Then something was wrong at his house, I don't remember what it was, but I was down there visiting the rest of their family, and his dad died recently - his older brother was pretty worthless when it came to fixing stuff at the house, so they asked me to go there and help him.

I will never forget what I saw at that house (rented) (yes Florida).

They had baracaded off the entire family room and removed the furniture. The dogs had access to the back yard through the sliding doors in the family room.

Basically, these 2 huge mating dogs had overtaken the entire yard and family room. There was literally a coating of poop, piss and dirt on the entire floor of the family room - not 1 clean sq ft. The room was completely destroyed, needed a new floor, new walls, new everything.

Those things absolutely took over, and they just let them. They were completely powerless to influence their behavior, and honestly it didn't seem that they cared.

Keep in mind these people had 2 children, and a newborn living with them in their den of dog poop.

I'm really not sure if I ever spoke with Michael again after helping him fix whatever he needed fixed.

repulsive

best of luck op

[HayZues Christi]

So you never even take this dog on walks?

[nothingshocking]

das it mane

well said

[CockHorse]

Everyone, Litteraly everyone here already knows you are stupid.


How often do you clean the cats Siht box you keep in your bedroom?

[katya422]

Based on that video your dog will thankfully take over your account and your household by March.

Would love to have a Scottish Deerhound or Irish Wolfhound

Big lovely dogs, but sad that they are short-lived.