Just fuking LOL if you eat any other apple other than honeycrisp

[tunejunkie]

Refrigerated honeycrisp apple absolutely fuks


Just fuking LOL at you bottom feeders eating anything else.

[JaymzJ]

How crisp are they as the name implies? I usually get gala’s but if they’re good enough maybe I’ll switch

[HandstandPushup]

Granny Smith green apple crew for life

[tunejunkie]

How crisp are they as the name implies? I usually get gala’s but if they’re good enough maybe I’ll switch

It’s life changing. Not as dense as a gala so you get way easier bite and “crisp”

[CherryPopinski]

Royal Gala Crew

Crisp and refreshing without being too sweet

[JaymzJ]

It’s life changing. Not as dense as a gala so you get way easier bite and “crisp”

I’m gonna try them and report back. Through the summer often all I take to work is an apple and a granola bar.

[notbadnotbrad]

Mcintosh or red delicious crew

[stevemckenna]

Honeycrisp is garbage this time of the year. Cosmic crisp is where it's at right now. It's a cross between of Honeycrisp and Enterprise. Enterprise apple has a longer shelf life, thus you get great taste of Honeycrisp in Cosmic Crisp even during the cold harsh winter!

[tunejunkie]

Honeycrisp is garbage this time of the year. Cosmic crisp is where it's at right now. It's a cross between of Honeycrisp and Enterprise. Enterprise apple has a longer shelf life, thus you get great taste of Honeycrisp in Cosmic Crisp even during the cold harsh winter!

We farmers now brah?


The fuk do I find a cosmic crisp?

[stevemckenna]

We farmers now brah?


The fuk do I find a cosmic crisp?

They sell them at Sam's Club.

[littlecaesars59]

Granny Smith green apple crew for life

my teeth hurt just reading this

[skinnyfat88]

Never heard of cosmic crisp but honeycrisp are the GOAT. Anything else is just cope because you don't wanna pay up for a superior product.

[pwoL]

apples are great and all but anyone else think pears are fcuking slept on?

[andrew28]

Honey crisp really is the GOAT apple

In second place comes Fuji

Haven’t had an apple in years because I don’t eat fruit/sugar anymore. Maybe for a treat one of these days.

[PermaBulk610]

Fuji is the GOAT apple. Everything else can phuk right off.

[Ratfish]

OPie never tried an Envy

[CanuckGame]

This is what the misc is in 2021 eh?

Apple mugging.

Jesus christ boyos. It's over.

[ErnieMccracken]

Opie - are you still chewing your apples like a fukkin low rent pleb?

Not juicing them along with some carrots, parsley, and ginger?? Legit brain orgasm.

[ApeXXXPredator]

We farmers now brah?


The fuk do I find a cosmic crisp?

laffed out loud

[AtomicVeggie]

Agreed, honeycrisp is the absolute GOAT and lmao at plebs that eat red apple or anything else

[kusok]

No Fuji no care.

[WrestlingFan123]

Honeycrisp is garbage this time of the year. Cosmic crisp is where it's at right now. It's a cross between of Honeycrisp and Enterprise. Enterprise apple has a longer shelf life, thus you get great taste of Honeycrisp in Cosmic Crisp even during the cold harsh winter!

Lmao repped for being apple connoisseur.

Applebrah will save us

[StoliFun]

Pink Lady Apples crew. Honeycrisp are good, and their styrofoam texture is unique, but Pink Lady apples are the apex of apple ascension.

[Maestro]

Honeycrisp are damn impressive texture wise. They're very...well, "crisp" but the sweetness is always lacking.

When I see them I always get either Cosmic Crisps or Rockit apples which are crossed with honeycrisp.

There are apple orchards here in San Diego. It costs about $12 and they give you a bucket and you get to walk around the orchards and fill it up with apples you pick from the tree.

a couple years ago the orchard I went to had "The Lucy" apples. They are also a cross between a honeycrisp but their interior is pink....and they're phuckin' amazing. They don't taste like apples though they kinda taste like a plum. Unfortunately last year its tree got some kind of fungal infection and they had to cut it down to prevent it from infecting the other trees.

[Maestro]

Pink Lady Apples crew. Honeycrisp are good, and their styrofoam texture is unique, but Pink Lady apples are the apex of apple ascension.

Thats a good analogy, "styrofoam"

Pink Lady are almost exactly like honeycrisp but they're a "denser" type of apple. Honeycrisp feel more porous and light.

[andrew28]

No Fuji no care.

Supermarkets love Fuji apples too because they have a long shelf life

[Maestro]

Supermarkets love Fuji apples too because they have a long shelf life

Fuji is fine, but there are objectively better apples available.

There's a reason why fuji apples are 99cents/lb and honeycrip apples as are much as $2.99EACH.

[Jandels]

I dont know that variety.

Braeburn is my fav, followed closely by royal gala. LOL at me all you want breh

Lemonade apples are my fav 'green' apple and are a mix of the two.

All three of these varieties originated in NZ btw, just lol if you havent eaten them straight off the tree in the hawkes bay after banging your misses underneath the orchard trees and getting caught by seasonal workers from Vanuatu, just LOL

[JaymzJ]

It’s life changing. Not as dense as a gala so you get way easier bite and “crisp”

Enjoying a honeycrisp right now, I’m sold.

[TBO1313]

I like the Red Delicious apples the best. Honeycrisp and Gala are good too. Not sure if I've ever had Fuji

Green apples like granny smith taste so different I consider them their own separate thing