chick from work hit me up out of the blue (pic)

[johnnyboi123]

-op rotting away in his room on new year's day
-get text from coworker who claims she was just let go suddenly and wants to stay in touch
-op doesn't even know how she got his number
-tells op she was let go because of sexual harassment, claims they said she was talking about too many sexually inappropriate things to her immediate coworkers
-she had been at this job for 6 years
-op talks to chick regularly on the phone, although she works in a different department
-chick calls op to tell her whole story and asking to hang out tomorrow at her place
-chick is a single mother with a 12 yo son
-she is a 6/10 face with a 4/10 body but big teds
-op perplexed by the whole situation, not sure if he should stick his dick in crazy

[tunafishha]

no bueno.

[denrocks1]

12 year old son? no thanks jeff

[WishIWasJawBrah]

She just wants a Timothy to gossip to

[gmenfan40]

OP how about you fap first, and then look at her fat body in those pics and ask yourself if you should bang....

[TomWanks]

Slightly chubby officecel single mother sloot with a foot tattoo who just lost her income stream?

I imagine her self-loathing will transform into wonderful things in the bedroom srs.

[Thunderpants]

she looks like she clogs the toilet frequently

[Cinderblock]

OP how about you fap first, and then look at her fat body in those pics and ask yourself if you should bang....

There should be a drug that simulates post-nut clarity.

[johnnyboi123]

Slightly chubby officecel single mother sloot with a foot tattoo who just lost her income stream?

I imagine her self-loathing will transform into wonderful things in the bedroom srs.

she seems freaky as ****. straight up said we could just **** if im bored.

[skinnyntall]

That will be a nah from me dawg

[Mickke]

For that level of craziness she needs to a 7/10 or above srs. Anything less is not worth it.

[iwant2beswole]

looks like a karen

[xbit7]

do it *******, if her milk trucks are big then send it man.

[TomWanks]

she seems freaky as ****. straight up said we could just **** if im bored.

Das it mane.

Lord knows I'd do it.

Meme answers ITT about how you need to have a female-tier novel-length list of "must haves" for a sloot you're just going to blast a few times with 0 effort should be disregarded.

looks like a karen

LMFAO

OP you should tell her your dink is called The Manager, and see if you can get her to ask to speak to The Manager ded srs.

[climberbrah]

Would need to look like Jessica Alba for me to want to deal with that life situation she's got

[azzspankr]

Jimmy Deen fingers is no good. Unless you want them in your biscuits

[Train57]

wood rather **** an onion

[LeRetribui]

-op rotting away in his room on new year's day
-get text from coworker who claims she was just let go suddenly and wants to stay in touch
-op doesn't even know how she got his number
-tells op she was let go because of sexual harassment, claims they said she was talking about too many sexually inappropriate things to her immediate coworkers
-she had been at this job for 6 years
-op talks to chick regularly on the phone, although she works in a different department
-chick calls op to tell her whole story and asking to hang out tomorrow at her place
-chick is a single mother with a 12 yo son
-she is a 6/10 face with a 4/10 body but big teds
-op perplexed by the whole situation, not sure if he should stick his dick in crazy

Genuine question mate, how desperate are you to even consider doing her? Are you drunk right?

[34erf]

she looks like a lunch lady or bus driver lmaoo

[Nicklol]

free pussy
and real life pussy

id do it.

i had a girl from my work randomly start texting me too and i invited her over and she said sure. but then she got the idea that I wantd to have sex and she said oh im lesbian lol. I think she is too srs. She used to talk on the phone with her gf at work or w.e

bottom line.. you want sex? go over. otherwise no nothing

[ApeXXXPredator]

Welcome to Frumpyville, OP

[propreffered7]

honestly johnnyboi.. knowing you i'd do it

but imma laugh so hard if it starts some drama

just trying to get your d wet, and she wants you to take care of her 12 year old son

[multiplemiggs]

How come it looks like she's got a poodle stuck on her head?

[propreffered7]

be honest man.. you looking real good?

you put some moves on? real suave/ charming? does it make sense why she'd be after you? cause it def. seems like so

if it doesn't she's prob trying to get something out of you

[johnnyboi123]

agreed to schedule her dick appointment in about three hours, but having second thoughts. fuuark dont know what to do brahs, am real horny (i even jerked earlier to see if i'd back out) but feel like i'll regret bigly by tomorrow.

[IMathew]

imagine willingly hooking up with someone who was fired for sexual harassment, you’re asking for trouble op JFL

[johnnyboi123]

"embarrassing", "super far fetched from who i am"

did she get caught sleeping with someone from work?

no apparently, she was talking about some really vulgar/sexual things to her female coworkers all the time and was ratted out by somebody who was leaving. she denies everything though. lol.

[FingerNailsBrah]

She big

[mr.left hook]

fired for talking about sex too much. Bish is a Nympho =Sloots Gonna Sloot

[ScottTil]

rotfl that's a pass from me dawg but im strictly LTC and no single moms