Tell the police you are holding a funeral for your pet turkey.
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10-28-2020, 12:23 PM #31Registered User
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10-28-2020, 12:23 PM #32Hawaiian shirt hoarder
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Unenforceable = zerofuxgiven.
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10-28-2020, 12:23 PM #33I'm not that bright
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Easy solution. They haven't banned sex yet, so just have sex with all your guests.
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10-28-2020, 12:36 PM #34vocaroo.com/18BduFIdv7YR
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Sorry boyo, due to Covid and anti-systemic heteronormativity precautions, sex is only legal if BOTH parties identify as non-binary AND the sex results in the transmission of HIV.Originally Posted by phikappa
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10-28-2020, 12:38 PM #35Registered User
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This...now that we all know about the low mortality, I figured folks would just start signing up for it and create natural immunities.Originally Posted by Better Unborn
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10-28-2020, 12:50 PM #36🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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Make Europe Germany Again
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10-28-2020, 12:53 PM #37Unregistered User
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is that for real
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10-28-2020, 12:55 PM #38Registered Operator
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watch the minorities not follow this guideline and cant call cops on them because it would be racist
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10-28-2020, 01:06 PM #39Registered Fangirl
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Brb have to squat in the bushes because 1 of the 3 forgot to sanitize the toilet, and the air in the room they just breathed in
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10-28-2020, 01:07 PM #40Էպշտեյնը իրեն չսպանեց
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Nah brah just **** in the streets. You'd fit right in in San Francisco.Originally Posted by DM28
Brb have to squat in the bushes because 1 of the 3 forgot to sanitize the toilet, and the air in the room they just breathed in
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10-28-2020, 01:08 PM #41Podunks Alt Account
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LMFAOOOO I WAS LIKE LOL
That's right goyos, better follow those rules like the good little cucks y'all areDisclaimer: All posts made by [LtGoose] are works of satire. By reading this you agree to absolve the author of any and all liability.
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10-28-2020, 01:09 PM #42Registered User
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...and we could ALL have just a few more months before California's lunacy is spread to the rest of us..
I cant even imagine a Biden victory.
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10-28-2020, 01:10 PM #43Registered User
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Inb4 Copefear goes sniffmaxxing.Originally Posted by sfgiants13
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10-28-2020, 01:11 PM #44Registered Fangirl
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Made me lol with your username and ladies don't poop least of all in streetsOriginally Posted by sfgiants13
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10-28-2020, 01:12 PM #45Registered User
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Zero f*cks given. Try to enforce it commies.
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10-28-2020, 01:13 PM #46Almost Chad
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California or Florida? Which state is worse?
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10-28-2020, 01:15 PM #47Registered User
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Can't they just claim to be "mostly peaceful" protesting Thanksgiving and then have as many people as they want with no mask?
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10-28-2020, 01:16 PM #48
Just Thanksgiving and Christmas? No mention of Kwanzaa or Hanukkah?
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10-28-2020, 01:17 PM #49Registered User
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fukkin ded lmaoOriginally Posted by TomWanks
This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I'm lookin' totally ripped. Beefcake. Beefcake.
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10-28-2020, 01:19 PM #50Registered User
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California's guidelines don't mention holidays specifically although it can be assumed that's why they updated it and included **** like singing (lol).Originally Posted by PAU1
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Some news site or whoever added the Holidays.
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10-28-2020, 01:19 PM #51Registered User
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Kommiefornia and than places like the People's Republics of NJ & NY, Komminecticut, ****achusets.Originally Posted by CodyZellery
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10-28-2020, 01:21 PM #52Registered Fangirl
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Yup that's right it's a peaceful protest lolOriginally Posted by Casca
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10-28-2020, 01:22 PM #53Broscience Engineer
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Lol wym? Florida is the goat state right now. There are no lockdowns and they’re trying to pass laws that let you run over lootersOriginally Posted by CodyZellery
-Some people say good things come to those who wait, truth is, good things come to those who work..... who work later.....who work harder...... who are willing to go further than anyone else to get them. If you're waiting for good things to come to you, you'll be waiting for a pretty long time.
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10-28-2020, 01:26 PM #54Originally Posted by ko300zx
I figured this would be hate speech in CA.All gatherings pose a higher risk of transmission and spread of COVID-19 when people mix from different households and communities.
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10-28-2020, 01:27 PM #55Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by Jasonw1178
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10-28-2020, 01:32 PM #56Registered User
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But but BLM protests are immune to the virus.
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10-28-2020, 01:33 PM #57Power Level: Over 9000
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zyzz warned you cuckalifornians
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10-28-2020, 01:35 PM #58🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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BasedOriginally Posted by Merc009
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10-28-2020, 01:53 PM #59Registered User
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Not in our household, holiday's will be held as normal here in NorCal. I will be renting my own Santa this year for our 3 y/o daughter, will be inviting our entire street as well as family and friends.Originally Posted by Jasonw1178
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10-28-2020, 01:55 PM #60Registered User
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Will be having a peaceful protest against the white ppl’s genocide of native Americans, with turkey, ham, etc. then afterwards will have me some Black Friday at wal mart, $5 store, etc if you nomsayin
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