Why have my balls started floating to the surface when i take a bath?

[doughnutking]

I was sitting in the bath a few weeks ago and realised that my balls were floating on the surface like a couple of buoys, just bobbing around.

What the fuc is that about?

I had thought i'd noticed my balls had gotten bigger and my scrotum looser over the past year, but didn't think anything of it.

At first i thought i was tripping and maybe they'd always floated, so i called in my girlfriend who now thinks it's hilarious to come into the bathroom to see my floating ballsack, but she agrees that it never used to float.

What the fuc is going on? Does anyone else have this?

[GlassMoon]

little known fact, but cum is third most buoyant substance currently known to man. jerk off before your next bath and this will likely stop

[The_Zodiac]

Polonium posioning. 100% srs.

[doughnutking]

little known fact, but cum is third most buoyant substance currently known to man. jerk off before your next bath and this will likely stop

and to think i just googled it to see if you were right.

[doughnutking]

Polonium.

I'm not googling that chit.