🤪🤪🤪 COVID-19 Speculation, Conspiracy Theories Thread #2 🤪🤪🤪

[MiscInformed]

Dafuq at the great TP run of 2020 lol. Like y'all didn't have even a few days of TP already? Also lol at not using wet wipes like savages.

I'm a zombie apocalypse TP cash money millionaire!!

10K rolls/day CEO time boyos!

[rippedandforty]

LOL. If a 100K people die in the US because of this I'll take a permanent ban. Y'all are drama queens

subbed for perma

[TugOfPeace]

This thread should be named "The non censored COVID-19 thread"

[Babayagawick85]

Thank you brother

[maverickTT1]

How does the hype compare to the swine flu of 2009/2010?

[Babayagawick85]

Thanks to everyone for the links being shared.

[Johnez]

How does the hype compare to the swine flu of 2009/2010?

Current hysteria reminds me of SARS more than anything. TBH I didn't actually see chit about swine flu...

[MiscInformed]

I never gave those other "pandemics" a 2nd thought. This time, I was seeing vlogs from people in China before the media was on the story, warning how bad things were getting there and that there was no way it was going to be contained in Wuhan. That's what made me a bit concerned. It was as if the whole world was ignoring the story in the middle of January, even while very disturbing videos were coming out of China showing people being dragged away by police in protective gear.

[Babayagawick85]

Is there video from china with the mobile incinerators?

[redmelly]

Guise, get your chit now. Stuff coming into the US is starting to slow down - a lot. This is a truck driving empty ports.

[jtaylor2010]

Maybe just with butter?

Butter?? Just lol if you didn’t grab a few giant bottles of olive oil while prepping the last few weeks.

[LargePeter]

Brahs!

Don't worry, brahs.

Didn't you read the official thread?!

Snopes says it's not as bad as the flu.

In fact, the flu has already killed 350,000,000,000,000 this year.

Take off your tinfoil hats, brahs.

You'll be fine. srs. Fine. There's nothing to worry about...


















BTW, you can track everything here. Links at bottom for each country too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E...virus_outbreak

Oh boy

[redmelly]

Butter?? Just lol if you didn’t grab a few giant bottles of olive oil while prepping the last few weeks.

Yeah of course olive oil too. I got myself a huge bottle of it at Costco last week.

[ispy]

[rtpmarine]

What are the chances this is a bio-weapon released by the globalists to kill off only older Americans before the November election? I feel like they'd do it in a heartbeat if it meant beating Trump.

[redmelly]

What are the chances this is a bio-weapon released by the globalists to kill off only older Americans before the November election? I feel like they'd do it in a heartbeat if it meant beating Trump.

It's speculated by some (conspiracy theorists?) that this is a bio weapon dropped by the globalists to:

1. Bring down the GLOBAL economies.
2. Bring about even more of a surveillance state in China, and possibly the US.
3. Roll out a mandatory vaccine

Experts like Francis Boyle have stated this virus contains a SARS signature, a MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) signature and an HIV signature, any one of which can attack your body. When your body tries to create antibodies against any one of those three signatures your body can be attacked by one of the other two. That's why it's so much worse than the flu.

[jackamo2887]

It's speculated by some (conspiracy theorists?) that this is a bio weapon dropped by the globalists to:

1. Bring down the GLOBAL economies.
2. Bring about even more of a surveillance state in China, and possibly the US.
3. Roll out a mandatory vaccine

Experts like Francis Boyle have stated this virus contains a SARS signature, a MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) signature and an HIV signature, any one of which can attack your body. When your body tries to create antibodies against any one of those three signatures your body can be attacked by one of the other two. That's why it's so much worse than the flu.

The more I read a out Francis Boyle the more I think he's a nut.

[MiscInformed]

What are the chances this is a bio-weapon released by the globalists to kill off only older Americans before the November election? I feel like they'd do it in a heartbeat if it meant beating Trump.

If it's a bio-weapon, then these are the most likely scenarios in my opinion, in decreasing order of likeliness.

1) Chinese research virus that escaped containment by accident.
2) Canadian virus stolen by Chinese who didn't realize what they had and were careless handling it.
3) Degenerate Chinese maintenance worker found a dead animal in the lab and smuggled it out to make food out of it. Animal was infected.
4) Bio-weapon Iranians were interested in buying from China to use on USA in response to us pink misting that terrorist SOB of theirs. They somehow flubbed the demo and infected somebody in the lab, who in turn infected Wuhan and the Iranians.

[redmelly]

The more I read a out Francis Boyle the more I think he's a nut.

I hope you are right. Just heard of him a couple days ago.

[jasticus]

Someone tested positive at CPAC when trump and pence was there. I hope trump does not catch it

[AlwaysFocus]

The more I read a out Francis Boyle the more I think he's a nut.

we already know you are nuts so who cares

[TaeBoNinja]

Someone tested positive at CPAC when trump and pence was there. I hope trump does not catch it

I thought it was AIPAC and only Pence was there.

[ANumber1]

I thought it was AIPAC and only Pence was there.

Got to admit, there'd be no better metaphor for the government's mishandling of this than for their designated fall guy to actually catch it.

[TaeBoNinja]

I never gave those other "pandemics" a 2nd thought. This time, I was seeing vlogs from people in China before the media was on the story, warning how bad things were getting there and that there was no way it was going to be contained in Wuhan. That's what made me a bit concerned. It was as if the whole world was ignoring the story in the middle of January, even while very disturbing videos were coming out of China showing people being dragged away by police in protective gear.

Eh, but China cases has levelled off. That's a nation of 1.3 billion, so one has to wonder.

[ANumber1]

Eh, but China cases has levelled off. That's a nation of 1.3 billion, so one has to wonder.

I mean, yeah. They basically shut down their entire country to achieve that.

It's not really practical to do that for every outbreak if this is going to be an ongoing thing, but Italy appears to be conceding that it's their best option.

If Seattle or New York go the same way, we are gonna get economically hatefukked by this thing.

[redmelly]

Homemade hand sanitizer: isopropyl alcohol, water, tiny bit of bleach, some essential oil for scent.

Get some small spray bottles from Amazon.

[kkchop28]

Eh, but China cases has levelled off. That's a nation of 1.3 billion, so one has to wonder.

This ^

There are so many nut jobs in this thread. I'm all for a good conspiracy, however the thing is this has been here for months in the U.S. and since we just started testing for it we are realizing there are cases everywhere even in random places (Not a lot of deaths and if there are it was originally chalked up to pneumonia or the flu). Explain why most of these cases popping up aren't in major metro areas? Most likely because it was already there early January February and has spread out to the outskirts.

Fact is yes this thing sucks, no it won't be the end of the world. We are all gonna make it, just stay healthy, eat right, and take your vitamins. If you do get sick, do yourself a favor and stay home or go to the doctor if it gets bad.

[MiscInformed]

I mean, yeah. They basically shut down their entire country to achieve that.

It's not really practical to do that for every outbreak if this is going to be an ongoing thing, but Italy appears to be conceding that it's their best option.

If Seattle or New York go the same way, we are gonna get economically hatefukked by this thing.

People are overhyping the economic impact. This won't cause a recession. Investors and CFOs know what's going on. If a company has to revise their earning as a result of what's happened in China, they put out a statement in advance so that analysts aren't caught off guard. The only reason the market fluctuated wildly last week (but still finished up on the week) is due to speculators. The fundamentals of the economy are sound. If Wuhan affects 1 or 2 quarters, it's not a big deal. If people get layed off, it's temporary. Sure, some people will be wiped out, but people on the margins get wiped out even without the Wuhan virus. Sooner or later, things will get back to normal.

TBH, If I was still in the market, last week's huge plunges would have looked like blinking green lights to me to buy some bargains. That's what the smart money did.

[5x10]

Eh, but China cases has levelled off. That's a nation of 1.3 billion, so one has to wonder.

thats also a nation under quarantine

[ANumber1]

TBH, If I was still in the market, last week's huge plunges would have looked like blinking green lights to me to buy some bargains. That's what the smart money did.

I'm not necessarily on board with the optimistic outlook here, though I agree with buying more because someday it'll look cheap.

Boeing is squarely in the crosshairs of this thing, and they're not alone. Stocks don't automatically move entirely on fundamentals and markets are still pricing in "it's just the flu" assumptions about the limits of this problem and the odds it'll fizzle.

Shutting down supply chains through Seattle or through California ports, or cutting off a good chunk of the New York consumer market for weeks will have unpredictable knock-on effects. Yes, "sooner or later" things will get back to normal, but look at China. Spinning back up is slow going.

Seems like scaring people into washing their hands more isn't working and the next biggest hammer in the current toolbox is crippling a region.