Matched with a fellow pilot on Bumble (pics)

[A-GAME]

Strong hobby lmao. What a fukn clown.

[MyBaddBrah]

Jesus christ you're autistic. Girl was trolling you the entire time and you were too autistic to realize it. Instead you decided to come off as try hard and defensive. Do you have a sense of humor, *******?

"YoU'rE NoT a ReAl PiLoT, hAhAhA, i Is!!!"

[x420SwagScopex]

she's got a good sense of humour ngl. mirin

Maybe, but her bullchit detector is fukkin broken. I told her an airline pilot let me sit on his lap 6 months ago and she still wasn't sure if I was trolling or not LOL.

Please don't be a try hard douchebag pilot. There's plenty of those already. If you're secure enough, you don't need to go around announcing "I'm a pilot!". Especially when you're still training.

Did I ever announce that I'm a pilot just for the sake of it? It's relevant to the thread, *******.

Jesus christ you're autistic. Girl was trolling you the entire time and you were too autistic to realize it. Instead you decided to come off as try hard and defensive. Do you have a sense of humor, *******?

"YoU'rE NoT a ReAl PiLoT, hAhAhA, i Is!!!"

My messages are the ones on the right you phucking inbred donkey... I was the one trolling.

[Slurgie]

No pics of girl

[CTSV648HP]

Maybe, but her bullchit detector is fukkin broken. I told her an airline pilot let me sit on his lap 6 months ago and she still wasn't sure if I was trolling or not LOL.



Did I ever announce that I'm a pilot just for the sake of it? It's relevant to the thread, *******.



My messages are the ones on the right you phucking inbred donkey... I was the one trolling.

You're going nowhere in this industry obviously.






*******.

[Slurgie]

Anyways OP dun goofed. What was the point of that conversation?

Congrats. You talked yourself out of getting laid.

[x420SwagScopex]

You're going nowhere in this industry obviously.






*******.

In about 5 months I'll have my instrument rating, commercial license, CFI, CFII, and MEI. I'll flight instruct until I have enough hours for my ATP, then go to the regionals.

*******.

Why do some people get so hostile when you mention you're a pilot? Any other pilot brahs notice this?

[DJGirth]

Not reading this cringefest novel. Surprised she didn't block, delete, and report you for sending *******y messages > 50 characters in length.

[CTSV648HP]

In about 5 months I'll have my instrument rating, commercial license, CFI, CFII, and MEI. I'll flight instruct until I have enough hours for my ATP, then go to the regionals.

*******.

Why do some people get so hostile when you mention you're a pilot? Any other pilot brahs notice this?

If you'd take your head out of your anuus, maybe you'd realize you're talking to a pilot who actually has made a career out of it. And believe me, announcing it on your dating profile makes you a douchebag. I've helped multiple up and coming pilots, you seem like one I'd avoid like the plague.

[tightteeshirt]

she's hot and you blew it. you were funny at first but kept up the joke too long and became too sophomoric.

[x420SwagScopex]

If you'd take your head out of your anuus, maybe you'd realize you're talking to a pilot who actually has made a career out of it. And believe me, announcing it on your dating profile makes you a douchebag. I've helped multiple up and coming pilots, you seem like one I'd avoid like the plague.

The point of this thread was for the lulz and you're in here being a kunt for no reason. How the fuk does mentioning I'm a pilot on my dating profile make me a douchebag lol... the girl I was talking to was also a pilot and she mentioned it in her profile too, is she a douchebag? Do you not tell girls you're a pilot until the 3rd date or something? And yet here you are announcing it in this thread and trying to act superior about it.

Just fuk off

she's hot and you blew it. you were funny at first but kept up the joke too long and became too sophomoric.

I blew it on purpose just to fuk around. Relax, there's plenty more sloots in the sea...

[adamsz]

had a good chuckle, thx OP

[x420SwagScopex]

had a good chuckle, thx OP

Had a real chitty week... feels good to make some miscers laugh, srs.

[Reliance012]

Started out funny but you overdid it. The lap and mom things were cringe. Funny as chit before that though.

[thedoggod]

that was cringey as fuk op

[x420SwagScopex]

that was cringey as fuk op

[theaussieOS]

Should have said you learnt how to fly in Saudi Arabia so you know how to fly them but never learnt how to land.

Ask her if you can learn to land at her airstrip.

[LSauce]

Her autism level would scare me for her to be my pilot.

[jimbob007]

[DCutch]

She did you a favor by unmatching, OP. You don't want to waste your time with a girl who is that unaware that she's obviously being trolled/joked with, and gets bothered enough by it that she unmatches. She is probably a joyless, overly serious person. Not worth the time.

[Vrykul]

I like this girl, most online dating sloots would be like "umm ok?". However, the fact that she doesn't realize you're joking indicates she is at least mildly retarded

Wife her op

[OptimistPrime11]

IF the rest of her is as good as the face?

OP needs to perform a Pugachev's Cobra maneuver and save this.

Wow. She is gorgeous. Beautiful hair.

[x420SwagScopex]

IF the rest of her is as good as the face?

OP needs to perform a Pugachev's Cobra maneuver and save this.

Wow. She is gorgeous. Beautiful hair.

No thx Jeff

I’m not trying to be mean but let’s just say that’s a very flattering picture

[Destor]

No thx Jeff

I’m not trying to be mean but let’s just say that’s a very flattering picture

Screw her then good job brah

[stupid000]

If you'd take your head out of your anuus, maybe you'd realize you're talking to a pilot who actually has made a career out of it. And believe me, announcing it on your dating profile makes you a douchebag. I've helped multiple up and coming pilots, you seem like one I'd avoid like the plague.

You're just proving his point about pilots being hostile when other people mention they fly, you seem like a douche.

[Retoaded]

I spend 6+ hours a day in one of these. Nice plane for where we fly.



How many hours you got OP? Is aviation your career? What you fly? Do you teach?

king air tree fiddy? very nice

[keyboardworkout]

You dun goofed

[Muzzlrpress]

lol

[Ironmanlet]

Strong hobby lmao. What a fukn clown.

This.

I think calling yourself a “pilot” is a stretch. I would throw the word “student” in to avoid any confusion.

[DrunkenMoron]

That was hilarious lol..

Some people have money to throw away.. OP has matches to throw away..

And LOL @ Ski**** saying hes gonna use that line next time..