I will record anything you like with my Deep Authoritative English Voice

[DeeplyVoiced]

Yes, anything.

Examples:

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/liam

«Man, I see in the misc the strongest and most aesthetic men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation lifting weights, doing cardio – hitting their macros. The summer has us wanting to get lean and pursuing 'aesthetics', eating foods we hate so we can impress girls we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been influence on the misc to believe that one day we'd all look like Zyzz, and Greg Plitt , and Ulisses Jr natty, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.»

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/potential

[Spahgetti]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PPDK8r5Bzm


will rep if done to the word

Spoiler!

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

edit; and because of your title saying you'll record anything, i will alternatively neg if you don't post this up within 30min of this edit. 11:13am my time you have till 11:43am my time or suffer the severe consequences SRS

[Casca]

There is nothing wrong with me. I am pretty close to imperfectly perfect. I want to slam my head into the wall. Repeatedly.

[DeeplyVoiced]

Oh dear. I recorded them but need 50 posts to share links. Unless there's a way around it brahs?

[Spahgetti]

Oh dear. I recorded them but need 50 posts to share links. Unless there's a way around it brahs?

OP Pmed me the link saying the same about 50 posts

Told him how (just post the link with out https:// or www.)

So for example this is what he just delivered for my request:

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/attack

repped

[DeeplyVoiced]

I am OP. I tried this and even replacing punctuation with words and it still filters everything

[Spahgetti]

I am OP. I tried this and even replacing punctuation with words and it still filters everything

Really? dangit

final way but it's a little tedious

but [b].[/b] around the . in .com

so it's like it 'bolds' the ., makes it not clickable but easy to copy paste


so if you 'quote' my post, look how i did it with your soundcloud link below. you can just use that format

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/attack

[Casca]

I am OP. I tried this and even replacing punctuation with words and it still filters everything

You got 3 post. I already knew nothing was happening

[DeeplyVoiced]

Test

soundcloud .com/deeplyvoiced/attack

[DeeplyVoiced]

There is nothing wrong with me. I am pretty close to imperfectly perfect. I want to slam my head into the wall. Repeatedly.

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/imperfect

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/attack

[DeeplyVoiced]

You got 3 post. I already knew nothing was happening

Figured out a workaround thanks to mr spaghetti

[DeeplyVoiced]

My voice is ready.

[DeeplyVoiced]

I'm here again if there any requests

[pantiespending]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PPDK8r5Bzm


will rep if done to the word

Spoiler!

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

edit; and because of your title saying you'll record anything, i will alternatively neg if you don't post this up within 30min of this edit. 11:13am my time you have till 11:43am my time or suffer the severe consequences SRS

Lmao nice touch I like what you did there switching homophobe with heli phobe that was classic exactly like some homo would say

Reps off spread, I’m bookmarking this page

[nMegas]

Physical fitness is inherently correct. it's always in style, timeless and waiting. All the things required to be truly in shape are all things scumbags not only despise, but despise out of inability. inner strength, outer strength, courage, self control, a desire to sweat and bleed for results. Your standard worm-brain ******* would rather stay fat and unsightly than submit to the fascist creation known as the gym. Strength is imposing and bold, strength is fascism - I guess maybe they are right about that. So when you see disgusting pigs like ----- or ----- just remember, they’ve shown you their hand of cards. Don’t be surprised when they beg you to meet the enemy half way. Act accordingly against the yeastern kind the weak, the unwilling. Make them submit. They must submit.

[DeeplyVoiced]

Physical fitness is inherently correct. it's always in style, timeless and waiting. All the things required to be truly in shape are all things scumbags not only despise, but despise out of inability. inner strength, outer strength, courage, self control, a desire to sweat and bleed for results. Your standard worm-brain ******* would rather stay fat and unsightly than submit to the fascist creation known as the gym. Strength is imposing and bold, strength is fascism - I guess maybe they are right about that. So when you see disgusting pigs like ----- or ----- just remember, they’ve shown you their hand of cards. Don’t be surprised when they beg you to meet the enemy half way. Act accordingly against the yeastern kind the weak, the unwilling. Make them submit. They must submit.

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/physical

[nMegas]

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/physical

Nice touch at the end! Great job OP.

[DeeplyVoiced]

Nice touch at the end! Great job OP.

You left me no choice

[yahkeyy]

Once you give in to the darkness, you begin to wonder things about the abyss.
Like how groovy the world has become, and how immaculate substances can be.
You learn to realize that the scum, the 1%, live in the ashes and we are bound by them, which is just disgusting.

[DeeplyVoiced]

Once you give in to the darkness, you begin to wonder things about the abyss.
Like how groovy the world has become, and how immaculate substances can be.
You learn to realize that the scum, the 1%, live in the ashes and we are bound by them, which is just disgusting.

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/darkness

[smegmasniffer]

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

[DeeplyVoiced]

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/abraham

[smegmasniffer]

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/abraham

Lol , love it bro

[JRJester]

Patrick Stewart that you?

[Murrmanski]

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

[doughnutking]

When you're selling a car to a man, it all comes down to who's got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But, in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, "I've got the biggest todger in the world"

[DeeplyVoiced]

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/liam

[DeeplyVoiced]

When you're selling a car to a man, it all comes down to who's got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But, in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, "I've got the biggest todger in the world"

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/todger

[DeeplyVoiced]

Patrick Stewart that you?

Just a miscer in his 20s. Hope to ascend to voice of god level by 50

[doughnutking]

soundcloud.com/deeplyvoiced/todger

Not enough expression and you have a slight lisp.