Misc help me clap dem cheeks (HTC Only)

[TheSuperBeast]

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Meeting with her in less than 2 hours.

I'm such a fuking nervous wreck before dates with girls I'm attracted to. Even though I'm 31 years old I'm still just as pathetic as when I was 18. No matter what I do I always end up getting rejected at the end of the night. I'm already a sucker because I'm taking her out to dinner and drinks and already said it was on me which means I'm paying. What the fuk do misc?

[umadbroski]

mmm

thats on the verge of whale territory bruh.

Seems like an easy smash unless you are a 5/10 male.

[Vexidi]

embedded for HTC brah

[TheSuperBeast]

mmm

thats on the verge of whale territory bruh.

Seems like an easy smash unless you are a 5/10 male.

She has the potential to blow up one day but I like the way she looks now.

[W1LLW]

literally the only thing holding that body together is the "snapback" of her youth. even that is hanging by a thread. the day she turns 28 her tour is COMPLETELY over

[EmmaW4tson]

Welp, she is on the beach so after you've finished shooting harpoons throw her back where she came from.

[SlowHandClap]

That's rough

[SpeedMan1]

First of all she’s grossly underweight but lol at agreeing to pay. Just “forget” your wallet at home and have her pay srs

[TheSuperBeast]

First of all she’s grossly underweight but lol at agreeing to pay. Just “forget” your wallet at home and have her pay srs

She doesn't even have a car and is still in school. Idk wtf I'm getting into. And yeah I'm nervous a chit right now.

[WoofieNugget]

Have you already been flirting with her? Or is she just using you for a free dinner? if you have sexual vibes already established then just relax and have some drinks and find an excuse to be alone with her at your place or hers.

Don't be that desperate guy who tries to get laid too fast and shot down, especially if you're not two or three points above her. If it's your first date just chill and have a good time.

[TheSuperBeast]

mmm

thats on the verge of whale territory bruh.

Seems like an easy smash unless you are a 5/10 male.

No such thing as an easy smash for me. I just have no idea how to escalate. We could be hanging out and talking and I guess having a good time, but then if I try to make a move it always comes off as painfully awkward. They usually let me down very gently at the end of the night or they say they'd like to meet again and then ghost me.

[TheSuperBeast]

Have you already been flirting with her? Or is she just using you for a free dinner? if you have sexual vibes already established then just relax and have some drinks and find an excuse to be alone with her at your place or hers.

Don't be that desperate guy who tries to get laid too fast and shot down, especially if you're not two or three points above her. If it's your first date just chill and have a good time.

Yeah I laid down some sexual vibes earlier this week in our tinder convo. I asked her if she likes getting her neck kissed and she said she loves it. I then said then how about I come over and do that and she said to take her out on a date first.

So I guess on the one hand I should just play it cool as I'm already "in"??? At the same time I've been in this situation before and always manage to fuk it up.

I'd say I'm about on her looks level.

[TheSuperBeast]

To make matters worse I got a haircut today and the stupid barber gave me one of the stupidest haircuts I've ever had.

[pantiespending]

How are we supposed to give you advice when we have no back story or anything to go off of?

literally the only thing holding that body together is the "snapback" of her youth. even that is hanging by a thread. the day she turns 28 her tour is COMPLETELY over

Damn bro, that was brutal for really tea

[TheSuperBeast]

How are we supposed to give you advice when we have no back story or anything to go off of?



Damn bro, that was brutal for really tea

We matched on tinder. I told her I was looking for a gf who would give it up to me anytime I wanted. She laughed. I asked her if she likes getting her neck kissed. She said she loves that. I said how about I come over and do that and she said to take her out on a date first. That's pretty much the entire story.

I'm fuking shaking because I'm so nervous. How pathetic can a 31 year old possibly get? I think I'm gonna take some ibuprofen to calm me down. Fuk. I think at this point I'm just nervous of getting rejected at the end of the night again and feeling like a sucker. I hate that feeling. Makes it much worse when everyone on her says she's a whale and it's an easy smash and yet I can't close.

[whogotmuhbeers]

Yea dude sounds like you’re trying waaay too hard. Don’t offer shyt seriously.

Your putting the puzzy on a pedestal which you already know, don’t be a dick but let her know you don’t give a shyt if she likes you or not. Then you’ll get laid.

[TheSuperBeast]

Yea dude sounds like you’re trying waaay too hard. Don’t offer shyt seriously.

Your putting the puzzy on a pedestal which you already know, don’t be a dick but let her know you don’t give a shyt if she likes you or not. Then you’ll get laid.

I don't know how to walk that thin line. If I act disinterested they get bored and bail. If I express interest they sometimes go with it but usually bail.

[rustywite]

Good luck bro! But please please please post the stupid haircut lmao

[ItsNotAPhaseMom]

All you have to do is at the end of the day ask if she wants to go to your place tonight. If she says yes then its basically easy mode

[ItsNotAPhaseMom]

her body is nice, don't listen to the misc lmfao

[TheSuperBeast]

All you have to do is at the end of the day ask if she wants to go to your place tonight. If she says yes then its basically easy mode

In my experience and all the online dating advice says you cannot ask that as it much too straightforward. You have to come up with some stupid fuking scheme that gives her an excuse to alone with you so that sex "just happened". The thing is I hate doing that **** and it always comes off as fake and phony and they reject me. You really do need to have either iron confidence or be a straight suave dude. I have no idea how people hook up so often as it is such a difficult thing for me.

[drvillain]

Not enough Teds for HTC.

[drvillain]

I'm such a fuking nervous wreck before dates with girls I'm attracted to. Even though I'm 31 years old I'm still just as pathetic as when I was 18. No matter what I do I always end up getting rejected at the end of the night. I'm already a sucker because I'm taking her out to dinner and drinks and already said it was on me which means I'm paying. What the fuk do misc?

with this self loathing, I can almost guarantee you will fail. Better buck up *******

[TheSuperBeast]

Good luck bro! But please please please post the stupid haircut lmao

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It's really pissing me off how stupid it looks.

[MikeLowrrrey]

She doesn't even have a car and is still in school. Idk wtf I'm getting into. And yeah I'm nervous a chit right now.

I could be wrong, but her not having a car makes things easier. That means she's most likely stuck at home bored unless she has a ton of friends picking her up.

Would turn her into fwb

[ItsNotAPhaseMom]

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It's really pissing me off how stupid it looks.

it doesnt look bad bro stop acting like a cuck and clap those cheeks

[TheSuperBeast]

it doesnt look bad bro stop acting like a cuck and clap those cheeks

I'm gonna need ibuprofen for this

[tripod29]

Gross

[ItsNotAPhaseMom]

In my experience and all the online dating advice says you cannot ask that as it much too straightforward. You have to come up with some stupid fuking scheme that gives her an excuse to alone with you so that sex "just happened". The thing is I hate doing that **** and it always comes off as fake and phony and they reject me. You really do need to have either iron confidence or be a straight suave dude. I have no idea how people hook up so often as it is such a difficult thing for me.

Well I am usually straight forward.

If I can tell she is feeling me I ask if we can go to my home and do the pants off dance off. Its usually a bert stare or we are good to go.

[WeBoutDat]

I think I'm gonna take some ibuprofen to calm me down. Fuk. I think at this point I'm just nervous of getting rejected at the end of the night again and feeling like a sucker. .

Bro...you need to score something better than ibuprofen for future dates to calm your nerves.