Just started dating a Muslim chick (srs)

[RaibeartBruis]

Holy fuark boyos. FOB Muslim >> sinful, used-up Western white female

- no drugs
- no smoking
- no alcohol
- no social media
- doesn't believe in dating apps/websites
- no intimacy before marriage
- dislike feminists
- barely tolerates gay people
- want lots of kids

Das it mang!

Spoiler!

[Muzzlrpress]

[78novacaine]

Yeeeeeaaaaaaah...



































Know thx Geoff...

[nothingshocking]

- no intimacy before marriage

No thanks snackbar

[shmobin]

- no alcohol
- no intimacy before marriage
- want lots of kids

Alla no.

[EoR]

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.

[RaibeartBruis]

No thanks snackbar

The sexual tension is INSANE. Imagine sharing a banana split with someone you're not allowed to kiss.

[keffr]

Holy fuark boyos. FOB Muslim >> sinful, used-up Western white female

- no drugs
- no smoking
- no alcohol
- no social media
- doesn't believe in dating apps/websites
- no intimacy before marriage
- dislike feminists
- barely tolerates gay people
- want lots of kids

Das it mang!

er]

Are you muslim?

If not then one of you has to convert?

[Big Natural]

I married a beautiful Muslim woman. Good for you man, I think you will have a good time.

[shmobin]

Enjoy life without bacon and a bush that looks like 2004 ludacris

Ded. ROFL

[Muzzlrpress]

The sexual tension is INSANE. Imagine sharing a banana split with someone you're not allowed to kiss.

I'd fuk the banana

[CrewsBrah]

mirin srs

[78novacaine]

I'd fuk the banana

Legit lol'd IRL in real life.

[Noahbro]

not my thing, but if you don't mind the difference in culture. Usually means if you get serious she'll want you to convert so you can marry.

[ManletinAK2011]

Does she give handys?

[shmobin]

boring, overly conservative, terrible in bed, doesn't care to look attractive, believes in an insane religion, headscarf of peace, crazy family, etc.

no thx Geoff

great for men who are too insecure to date anyone but a woman who has been mind-controlled and manipulated her whole life by religion and is likely from a second/third world country and thus is so desperate for a better life that she'll put up with any groce incel as long as he's also from the religion of peace

strong everything

On the flip side, if she acts up he's allowed to stone her to death.

[MilkforBrains]

Seen many Muzzie girls with blue contacts, spray on yoga trousers, a slice of cleavage for the British boys and a Hijab for the Ummah.

Mashallah.

[Tornach]

Is she really all that if she is dating a guy who doesn't follow the same religion as her though?

[HouseOfISRAEL]

I married a beautiful Muslim woman. Good for you man, I think you will have a good time.

I married one too

great wife
reminds me of some archetypal, ancient idea of a woman/housewife that I forgot existed

[RackaDo]

so you dont get to fuk her?

[textgod]

I married one too

great wife
reminds me of some archetypal, ancient idea of a woman/housewife that I forgot existed

strongest username to post content. houseofISRAEL -> marries Muslim. only on the misc.

[Procta]

we ISIS now

[Offset645]

boring, overly conservative, terrible in bed, doesn't care to look attractive, believes in an insane religion, headscarf of peace, crazy family, etc.

also her nut bar family would chase you down with machetes if you don't convert to their religion and believe in the same crap they do, and then before you know it your kids are praying 9000 times a day

no thx Geoff

great for men who are too insecure to date anyone but a woman who has been mind-controlled and manipulated her whole life by religion and is likely from a second/third world country and thus is so desperate for a better life that she'll put up with any groce incel as long as he's also from the religion of peace

strong everything

Yea this. It's always the low self esteem beta *******s that fetishize traditional foreign chicks, cause they don't have the balls to get women that actually have a mind of their own.

[BMW2020M5]

Yea this. It's always the low self esteem beta *******s that fetishize traditional foreign chicks, cause they don't have the balls to get women that actually have a mind of their own.

Op has it right. Seems like you are full of cope locked in with a skank.

[Bassackwards]

sorry bro. traditional muslim chicks like that don't date; that's absolutely haram. what you are doing is basically courting her

[ThenMaster]

Holy fuark boyos. FOB Muslim >> sinful, used-up Western white female

- no drugs
- no smoking
- no alcohol
- no social media
- doesn't believe in dating apps/websites
- no intimacy before marriage
- dislike feminists
- barely tolerates gay people
- want lots of kids

Das it mang!

Spoiler!

Are you ready to embrace a proper interpretation of the God of Abraham?

If not, your father-in-law will be ready for you as you wake, with a bucket, a condom, and an industrial-grade machete.

[LethalGunz34]

[Bassackwards]

Are you ready to embrace a proper interpretation of the God of Abraham?

If not, your father-in-law will be ready for you as you wake, with a bucket, a condom, and an industrial-grade machete.

this. either convert to snackbar life or live the rest of your lives in hiding from honor killings

[dogorman7]

because thats what I want , an uptight boring girl who thinks about everything with a religious mindset



dumbchit red

[dannyg1217]

I married one too

great wife
reminds me of some archetypal, ancient idea of a woman/housewife that I forgot existed

that's asian women you're thinking of.

Would try to convert her to christianity just to **** with her fam