A gay one.
Dude said gay bars/clubs pay him thousands just to show up there. Not a bad life tbh (minus the gay sex part)
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Sara Jay has that high disgust factor that would make banging her worth it for the story. Like, you're into it enough to use a recreational Cialis to make sure it's a memorable evening, but you're definitely going to take steps to make sure she doesn't have your real name or phone number, because once it's over, you're never investing another second into this chick.
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Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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A place I used to work basically handles 95% of internet porn, so there were always pornstars walking around the office getting help with their websites. Most of them seemed fairly normal, which was surprising.
My buddy met Kobe Tai a while back; she was taking her kid to the comic book store.
EDIT: List of those I can remember...
Jessica Jaymes
Shyla Stylez
Aletta Ocean
Alexis Texas
Jesse Jane
Amy Ried
Tory Lane
Jenna Haze
Charlie
Catalina Cruz
Marie Luv
Julia Ann
Lacey Duvalle
Tera Patrick
Crissy Moran
And a lot more whose names I can't remember right now.Last edited by ImpressiveGainz; 06-27-2019 at 08:23 AM.
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I used to manage one of the departments of one of the worlds biggest porn websites back in the early 2000's...we didn't make any content but one password would get you access to 500k sites. We would get invited to the annual party that started back in the days in Vegas and Snoop was performing haha. Good times. Majority of the performers are messed up in one fashion or another.
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06-27-2019, 08:39 AM #42
I saw Lisa Ann at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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That's actually pretty funny and really weird because of what happened to me just the other day.
I saw Mandingo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.-L.A. Dodgers, Lakers, Rams, Trojans, Kings-
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I met Lisa Ann at a bar that had an event, I saw Brandi Love on the streets one day, pretty much just said hi both times, i could care less about meeting a porn star in real life.
But one day I went out after work and happened to stop by a bar. Walked in, had a few drinks, and start chatting up with a girl who I thought was cute. She tells me her name is Kelsey and I'm like just like the song by Metro Station, and she loves it. We were hitting it off pretty well, I was buying her drinks, and we kind of just chilled laughing and talking to each other. We started kind of getting touchy with each other and I was kind of taken back at how familiar she looked. I asked if we should go back to her place as the bar was closing down and she's like I would love to bring you back but I have to tell you something first. She then tells me that shes a porn star that goes by the name Dillion Harper and I'm like u fukin wot m8? I told her it was cool but I had no idea that she was actually Dillion and that I thought she was some normal chick. The rest of the story can be left to your imagination, never really told anyone this story. Turns out she was guest appearing at a strip club that was right near my work and she just went out to blow off some steam. Still succeeding at my no STD goals.*Mechanical Engineering Crew*
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Oh yeah I also met Veronica Moser and Buck Angel...
How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
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yeah, i was at a strip club and she was there too, there is a lapdance area and i was getting one from this old 40s chick cus she did dirty **** during the dances, madison scott the pornstar and this was in 2006 so near her prime was giving this indian kid to the right of me a lap dance, i am on the next chair over, first the old lady starts trying to take my shirt off so im pushing her down saying hey now no no, then she starts mouthing on my dick through my shorts so i got a hard on and she starts rubbing it with her chin, and my massive dong is more than half way down to my knee and making a huge bulge, at which point while giving the other guy a dance she stops and looks over and says something like oh wow and starts laughing. after my 1 dance was over i got up and left she was sitting on the other guy and she says Hey looks right at me and says I want to study with you (???) I was high as **** so i just said something like y y you too and left
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How would you even recognize a pornstar IRL with the amount of makeup them wear for videos?
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yes, 2. misty may and holly wellin, (not well known but whatever) unfortunately had a gf at the time who im no longer with. they came on quite strong. both of them with in a span of a year and that was over 10 years ago. if i could turn the wheels back in time i would've smashed both. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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