..and putting makeup on everyday
brb every single day you look in the mirror and remind yourself "my face is too ugly to show the world. i must apply lipstick, foundation, concealer. maybe today i'll add some blush and fake lashes too."
must be a horrible existence. srs.
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04-27-2019, 04:28 PM #1
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04-27-2019, 04:35 PM #2
Because their feminine features turn to masculine features after age 20. They look like men without makeup lol
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04-27-2019, 04:50 PM #3
Thing that pisses me off is the resting bish face a lot of them do.
I know they need to do that in a lot of social circumstances to discourage creeps.
But when they do it in their jobs - at customers.
I'm certain if a guy did that he'd find himself out of a job.
Double standards....and according to which an ensign might rank incomparably higher than a general, and according to which what was needed for success in the service was not effort or work, or courage, or perseverance, but only the knowledge of how to get on with those who can grant rewards, and he was himself often surprised at the rapidity of his success, and at the inability of others to understand these things
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04-27-2019, 04:54 PM #4
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04-27-2019, 04:55 PM #5
Also imagine having dick slide in and out of you
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04-27-2019, 04:56 PM #6
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04-27-2019, 05:07 PM #10
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04-27-2019, 05:28 PM #11
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04-27-2019, 07:10 PM #12
nah, some people just have it naturally. weren't happy children and got used to keeping a sombre look on their face. forgot how to look happy even when they aren't unhappy.
TRIGGERED.
nude makeup is still makeup, bud.
potato has been lying to herself for so long, she actually believes the lies now.
nobody. my landlasy's 24 yr old daughter has hnnnggg glow on her face. whenever she wears makeup, it takes away from her natural beauty instead of enhancing it. saw her today and was inspired to make this thread.
same. hate feeling that lipstick on my lips.
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04-27-2019, 07:15 PM #13
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04-27-2019, 07:15 PM #14
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04-27-2019, 07:16 PM #15
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04-27-2019, 07:25 PM #16
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04-27-2019, 07:28 PM #17
They're vain but have inferior skin. No idea why their skin is thinner and weaker than ours, because even men's skin is pretty weak compared to something like a rabbits.
Edit: Computer nerds are able to run this app through Tinder automatically so it only shows woman in their natural form, article semi-related https://www.huffpost.com/entry/makea...b0b17ffce1aca1
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04-27-2019, 08:23 PM #24
some but most look better with at least some makeup. especially if they have acne and little to no glow.
there's a chick in my office. wears makeup regularly, not an extraordinary amount. one day she came to the office and she looked SICK. i was actually going to ask her, "you have the flu?" till i realized she was as energetic as usual and it's just that she wasn't wearing makeup.
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