What cringe thing that you did in your lifetime keeps you up at night?

[Serafino9000000]

Go.

[AlwaysFocus]

Join date: Feb 2019

Nice try *******

[insidemane]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

[mkTheGoods]

Walking in the girls bathroom without realizing it to take care of bleeding nose...I still remember the look on this poor girls face as I was running out of the bathroom in horror.

[getsumbaby]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

Lol do you remember what it said?

One thing I cringe at is this solid 9 tried to flirt with me at a party back in college but I was so intoxicated I just bert stared her. Still mad at my timing on that one because I swear girls that hot never approach like that.

[Amp30]

The times where I could've easily hooked up or dated an HBB but never made a move

Oh and another time when I blacked out and said some very embarrassing chit

[DanTD]

Holiday in Greece several years ago now. Make out that I can ride a scooter/moped (I've never ridden one), immediately fly across road and crash in to wall. Didn't hurt myself or damage the bike but boy was my face red, gave up, they kept my rental money and I went home. Still cringe to this day, but I tell the story because there's no point in hiding it and it helps if you laugh about it yourself.

It was like a less embarrassing version of the Inbetweeners scene.

[Gios]

All of it

[Silencespeaks]

Where do I start

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

Bruh his game was ALWAYS weak

[justhime]

Being born.

[SSM12]

Most of my cringe moments are done during blackouts so as far as I'm concerned, they didn't happen

This. I have been told some stories, but I cannot confirm or deny. Sounds like stuff I would do though.


I was told one night, like 8 years ago, I was drunk in a hotel room with my ex and a few mutual friends. We had just gotten back from being out, it was like 2am or whatever. She was looking super good and I was told I said "You are so ****ing hot, I need to put you out" or something like that, and like sprayed her with a bottle of water.

Needless to say, I ended up passing out. My ex called me out of work that morning. Woke up feeling 100% and walked to get everyone coffee. Thats when we all laughed at what had transpired.

[GMiscer]

Wrestling in HS had to go up against a chick on the other team in a dual meet
It was the 103lb weight class and guys on my team were laughing because apparently she was good
I was winning but she hit a lucky move to put me on my back and the crowd went wild
Instead of letting her pin me I started screaming from the bottom that I was injured (I wasn't, just faking it)
Ref had to stop the match for "injury time"
If he hadn't I would've probably gotten pinned
Stalled out the rest of the match for the win
I remember the crowd booing me and her dad (who was her coach) being furious and yelling at the ref that I faked it
Still considered a win though

[MajorTendonitis]

I cut the tag off of a mattress once . You know , those ones that say do not remove , punishable by law.
Been having nightmares ever since

[OneWayFS]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

Black jesus got me with one of my old dream girls and ended up paving the way for me taking her to multiple date functions. He has some cringe chit but he's usually a safe bet. You just have to change it a bit to match the girl you're talking to.

[LieutenantGains]

Pretty much everything from age 16-18.

[SkinnyKappa]

wrote on some paper in middle school some story where everyone gets AIDS except me

teacher collected it and put it in a time capsule

I already graduated college and it still haunts me to think that the story might still be out there, since I never got it back on my senior year of high school (other people did lol, think I was absent that day)

strong wtf

[Clinos]

Took this smoking hot blonde out once that way out of my league. I was so nervous that I kept stuttering every 5th word and started sweating so visibly that it looked like I sat down at the table after taking a shower in the mens room, I mean through my shirt and everything. The waiter kept bringing me water and slipping me napkins to me when he would lean over the table to fill her water even though it was filled already. It was brutal. Thanks again brah wherever you are.

[proudmanlet]

I cut the tag off of a mattress once . You know , those ones that say do not remove , punishable by law.
Been having nightmares ever since

inb4 FBI

[Droopdx]

So many fukn memories pop into my head smh

[devin45k]

Making a mix cd for my “first love” when we took a break with a thing I typed up about why every song was on there to get her back. She literally gave it about 15 seconds of attention before moving onto a different subject.

I cringe so ****ing hard but it was a learning moment that “love” isn’t like the movies

[Silencespeaks]

Making a mix cd for my “first love” when we took a break with a thing I typed up about why every song was on there to get her back. She literally gave it about 15 seconds of attention before moving onto a different subject.

I cringe so ****ing hard but it was a learning moment that “love” isn’t like the movies

Aww that is sweet though.

[BigPoppaPump84]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

Hahaha reps for message

[manletstrength]

Jerked off to tranny hentai movies and mangas when I was a teenager. Had a real fuked up head back then.

[UberBrah]

The amount of times I was an oblivious little shy bitch as a young teen and didn't absolutely slay the girls who approached me.

Lesson was learned since then.

[C4KE]

Getting caught fapping by my friend

Edit: that too^

[peterplsss]

One thing I cringe at is this solid 9 tried to flirt with me at a party back in college but I was so intoxicated I just bert stared her. Still mad at my timing on that one because I swear girls that hot never approach like that.

Literally this past Saturday I did pretty much the same thing, but the devil's lettuce is to blame (I was a dummy for partaking before hand because chit absolutely fuks me up in social settings with new people. Makes me not want to talk and gives me really bad social anxiety unless I know everyone). I went to a birthday party and bishes friend and my friends said sloot was all about me and she was literally giving me laser eyes from the time I arrived. I went to go talk to her and remember literally speaking like a potato because I was so lit, then my anxiety went through the roof because of the lettuce so I just lol'd and walked away like mid convo then was to anxious to go talk to her again because I was thinking all of this wild chit. I saw her leaving the party I was like fuark and awkwardly got her number real quick just in case there was still hope but her reply was so weak in the morning I just said fuk it and left her on read.

Only positive to this situation is I'm going to see her again I think within the next week or two and I will make sure I'm 100% sober, so I'm confident I can redeem myself.

Still cringing hard as fuk at how our convo went lol

[RespectYourself]

I cut the tag off of a mattress once . You know , those ones that say do not remove , punishable by law.
Been having nightmares ever since

[southpaw01]

Black jesus gave me a message to send a girl, even at the time i was like "are you sure bruh?" but he sounded sure of himself and at the time he was the hitch of this place so I gave it a shot. Bitch left me on read. Still makes me cringe to this day that I sent it. She was a 9/10 as well, and my roomie at the time said she thought i was cute.

I'll never forgive myself for sending that msg srs

Holy fuark IN. I did the same because the entire thread was getting good results (so they claim). She def showed all her friends and laughed at me lols

It was that long ass copy pasta about wanting to taste her and ****... been so long thats all I really remember.

Oh and was a young cuck and was so in love with this girl that wasn't into me... got denied at a party, walked home drunk and broke my hand... that was my last night of being a cuck.

[FBjuiceboxFTW]

Taking advice from misc. not even once