Was Just Talking To My Buddy About his GF

[VinnyPazRules]

Fake! No women would willingly admit to getting double penetrated in a 3some.

[Adam16121]

[KMadigan777]

Doubting this chit is true, simply from op. I know this kind of stuff happens all the time, even if fake, these are thigns that actually happen:

- she said that she got lost with all the things happening around Leo, mesmerized. She lost track of time, and everything and everyone around her. She said looking back on it everything happened so fast.
- hes thinking about taking her back, because its Leo DiCaprio and he thinks it might have happened to anyones girl. This girl was actually a good non sloot with morals before this, earning great money. They've been together a long time.
- the fact that my buddy's girl never let him do anal with him is killing him. She also made him wait almost a year before having sex

I've seen/heard of this so many times. Girls 'lose themselves' with how 'charming' the guy is. Then half the time the guys take those sloots back.

I knew one army guy I was good friends with, he comes back from a deployment early, sees a car in his driveway, goes upstairs and his wife is banging some guy. He yells at them, the guy jumps out the window, and my friend is like 'wtf are you doing!?'
'its not what it looks like!'
'well wtf is it then, because it looks like your mouth was on his dik'
then she grabs a knife and tries attacking him. He turns and shows me part of his ear that was cut off. That story really redpilled me when I heard it.

[aleeboy]

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

[legiondeserter]

A good moral sloot does not go out an drink alkohol at places specifically designed for hooking up. Because then, yeah, no matter how much of a moral person you are, sex drive can take you over. So you avoid these situations in the first place.

[wincel]

The cheating partner is definitely at fault. The person they cheat with, it depends on if the other person knew the cheater was in a relationship or not, separated or not, etc.

Guy who committed suicide probably realized Leo (or guys like Leo, guys who have no interest in commitment and being there for the girl but just want to have a "good time" with her, show her the grass is greener, and cater to women's reptile needs to be entertained and feel special) came into the picture, put ideas in his wife's head, divorce, etc. This can happen to anyone.

Honestly guys like Leo do guys a favor, they show the woman's true colors or commitment or value system. Her loyalty is dependent upon her options.

Its up to the cheated on dude to move on.

Nope. Both are terrible people. Only exception is if the side guy didn't know he was a side guy. And IDGAF what Jordan Peterson has to say about it. You are right that it is up to the cheated on dude to move on, but the cheater and her lover (if he knew what he was doing) are both trash.

[cinemaxima]

Nope. Both are terrible people. Only exception is if the side guy didn't know he was a side guy. And IDGAF what Jordan Peterson has to say about it. You are right that it is up to the cheated on dude to move on, but the cheater and her lover (if he knew what he was doing) are both trash.

Dude you just reiterated what I said. If the side dude doesn't know its not his fault.

Jordan Peterson was just talking about how modern relationships are steeped in fear since if the guy shows a flaw that gives women the greenlight to just leave, and how this threat manifests in the relationship where the ppl are scared and cannot build anything with their spouse since said spouse's response to any adversity, discomfort is to jump ship.

[doughnutking]

I'll back you up, op. I know all about Leo and the chit he gets up to..

Anyone doubting op's story read this

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...post1567425651

[DDSF1]

Lol di caprio is a homosexual. All his relationships and hook ups are studio created because he has a huge female draw and contrary to sjw propaganda females don’t love homos enough to make a fortune for the studios. They need to keep the image up.

[DCutch]

- my buddy was actually at the club with them
- his girl brought her friend along
- he was angry about it and left. His girl said she would meet him at home.

- she told him what happened this morning
- she said that she got lost with all the things happening around Leo, mesmerized. She lost track of time, and everything and everyone around her. She said looking back on it everything happened so fast.

- Leo told her he had doctor friends that he would introduce her to
- shes begging for forgiveness
- hes thinking about taking her back, because its Leo DiCaprio and he thinks it might have happened to anyones girl. This girl was actually a good non sloot with morals before this, earning great money. They've been together a long time.
- the fact that my buddy's girl never let him do anal with him is killing him. She also made him wait almost a year before having sex

Stay safe out there bros

So part of being a troll is finding a balance of outrageous and believable. If it's too outrageous, no one will believe it, and if it's too believable, it won't be outrageous enough for anyone to care. So go back to the drawing board, come up with some better ideas that utilize this info and try to be a better troll, because right now you're just not making the cut.

Best of luck to you.

[MyBaddBrah]

- It was actually a small after party at Leo's buddy's place in the Hollywood Hills. $5M place.
- They were chilling at Leo's buddy's place, She said that Leo and his buddy were laughing and cracking jokes the entire time, and everyone was laughing at his jokes. Apparently this is where she starting losing track of time.

- Leo took her to a bedroom with his buddy to show her some pics from the set of various movies and chit. She said that Leo had her hooked on him at this point, and it was out of her control, until she woke up in the morning and snapped out of it.
- Leo was doing as he pleased, taking his dink in and out over the course of an hour. She said he made it seem so natural and it didn't seem weird at all. Like he just made it a normal part of life.

- He was making jokes about her, and even saying he was going to leave, that she was boring him at one point. She was hooked, and wanted to be introduced to Leo's doctor friends, practically begging
- He said the only way is if you suck me and my buddy off. She did , and while she was sucking his buddy's cock, Leo pulled her skirt up and started fingering her, before his buddy left and Leo had his way with her.







jesus, lmao. Like someone said, this happens every night in LA, you have to be from here to know. My buddy is hesitant to leave her because this girl has never done this in the 10+ years they've been together, even with her baller doctor friends. She had a 4.0 throughout HS and college, was religious etc. I've met her a bunch of times and she is very well behaved, wife material

[pengh]

This is some bullsh!t.

You can't just "do anal" because there will be sh!t all over. Girls in porn, I know one, have to do HOURS if not days of enemas so that it's clean. On top of that if takes awhile to widen the anus so that it's not all torn up and horribly painful, that is unless the guy has a needle dick.

If srs you've obviously never fuked a girl in the ass before

[SoutheastBeast1]

I believe every word of this

[OptimistPrime11]

- It was actually a small after party at Leo's buddy's place in the Hollywood Hills. $5M place.
- They were chilling at Leo's buddy's place, She said that Leo and his buddy were laughing and cracking jokes the entire time, and everyone was laughing at his jokes. Apparently this is where she starting losing track of time.

- Leo took her to a bedroom with his buddy to show her some pics from the set of various movies and chit. She said that Leo had her hooked on him at this point, and it was out of her control, until she woke up in the morning and snapped out of it.
- Leo was doing as he pleased, taking his dink in and out over the course of an hour. She said he made it seem so natural and it didn't seem weird at all. Like he just made it a normal part of life.

- He was making jokes about her, and even saying he was going to leave, that she was boring him at one point. She was hooked, and wanted to be introduced to Leo's doctor friends, practically begging
- He said the only way is if you suck me and my buddy off. She did , and while she was sucking his buddy's cock, Leo pulled her skirt up and started fingering her, before his buddy left and Leo had his way with her.







jesus, lmao. Like someone said, this happens every night in LA, you have to be from here to know. My buddy is hesitant to leave her because this girl has never done this in the 10+ years they've been together, even with her baller doctor friends. She had a 4.0 throughout HS and college, was religious etc. I've met her a bunch of times and she is very well behaved, wife material

I live in LA and I believe it. Before he killed himself, I was very very good friends with the man who used to own the biggest Mansion in Bev Hills. Was called Lorsch land.

He used to tell me stories about what goes on. You would never believe it. Crazy stuff.

As for the wife.....I am really torn on this. Based on personal experience you can cheat and get through it and stay married and be very very happy together. I was the cheater and my wife stayed with me and things are excellent. But it takes a lot to get through and it won't be easy. You need to have a solid foundation to rely on or it will never work. We had that. Many couples don't.

He won't ever look at her the same. I can tell you that. But at the same time, the entire thing...if true, is almost something like out of a dream. Imagine being a nobody and all of a sudden you are in LA, drinking with Leo, and he makes a move on you. How many women could really resist that? It is something that just does not normally happen. Would be like if I was at a party in LA, and I have been many times haha, and hanging out with Megan Fox and she wants to sex me. Could I resist that?

Being honest...I doubt it lol.

I mean it was Leo, not someone she was in love with or had feelings for. Imagine telling that story 20 years from now. (minus the butt part-she shouldn't have done that imo).

Then again, she did cheat, no matter who it was with.

Again, it will all come down to the foundation they had and how much they genuinely like being around each other.

[umop3pisdn]

If it didnt happen to OPs mate it most definitely happened to someone elses mate

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

I'll back you up, op. I know all about Leo and the chit he gets up to..

Anyone doubting op's story read this

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...post1567425651

[thedoggod]

That's Leo's girl now OP

[faxanadu]

- my buddy was actually at the club with them
- his girl brought her friend along
- he was angry about it and left. His girl said she would meet him at home.

- she told him what happened this morning
- she said that she got lost with all the things happening around Leo, mesmerized. She lost track of time, and everything and everyone around her. She said looking back on it everything happened so fast.

- Leo told her he had doctor friends that he would introduce her to
- shes begging for forgiveness
- hes thinking about taking her back, because its Leo DiCaprio and he thinks it might have happened to anyones girl. This girl was actually a good non sloot with morals before this, earning great money. They've been together a long time.
- the fact that my buddy's girl never let him do anal with him is killing him. She also made him wait almost a year before having sex

Stay safe out there bros

I've seen and heard sooo much chit that nothing surprises me with people any more. Society has this illusion that human beings are some fantastical creature that has surpassed its biology. Very few people in the world and in history would meet that criteria. Instead, most people are no better than Pavlov's Dogs. Sure... we have unprecedented awareness & critical thinking abilities, but most of us are absolute slaves to our biology. This is at the core of why people are so conflicted with themselves in this day-and-age. We're often aware of what we want, what we don't want, or where we want to go ... but constantly get sabotaged by our biological desires, needs, and habits.

This dudes wife is nothing short of a perfect example of that. Biology and evolution took over, checked off world wide top tier male, checked off fame, checked off fortune, and then said make babies with this person since those offspring will instantly be at the top of the evolutionary food chain.

I have NEVER seen a woman date/fk below what she believes to be her social level. I've seen plenty of time where their brain just seems to short circuit when some chad way above their (her) social level takes interest. The same level of short-circuiting would happen to an average dude if you tossed him in a room of 10/10 naked females ready to go full sexual harem on the guy. 99.9% of guys couldn't resist the urge of cheating on their spouse/family/kids for a dik wetting situation like that.

Most dudes don't want to hear it ... but the reality is... you're wife/gf settled with you. Deep down ... every chick has some dream guy/scenario that makes them so wet that they'd jump ship without thinking twice if it every came to fruition. If you're not that dream guy/scenario ... then the reality is they've settled.

/end rant

[Mike86er]

I can confirm, I am Leo's buddy's house in the hills.

Having said that, I am highly skeptical Leo would look twice at a 32 year-old who used to be (and therefore isn't even anymore) 8/10 when he has a platoon of 22 year-olds who are currently 10/10 to pick from at any given moment.

[OptimistPrime11]

I've seen and heard sooo much chit that nothing surprises me with people any more. Society has this illusion that human beings are some fantastical creature that has surpassed its biology. Very few people in the world and in history would meet that criteria. Instead, most people are no better than Pavlov's Dogs. Sure... we have unprecedented awareness & critical thinking abilities, but most of us are absolute slaves to our biology. This is at the core of why people are so conflicted with themselves in this day-and-age. We're often aware of what we want, what we don't want, or where we want to go ... but constantly get sabotaged by our biological desires, needs, and habits.

This dudes wife is nothing short of a perfect example of that. Biology and evolution took over, checked off world wide top tier male, checked off fame, checked off fortune, and then said make babies with this person since those offspring will instantly be at the top of the evolutionary food chain.

I have NEVER seen a woman date/fk below what she believes to be her social level. I've seen plenty of time where their brain just seems to short circuit when some chad way above their (her) social level takes interest. The same level of short-circuiting would happen to an average dude if you tossed him in a room of 10/10 naked females ready to go full sexual harem on the guy. 99.9% of guys couldn't resist the urge of cheating on their spouse/family/kids for a dik wetting situation like that.

Most dudes don't want to hear it ... but the reality is... you're wife/gf settled with you. Deep down ... every chick has some dream guy/scenario that makes them so wet that they'd jump ship without thinking twice if it every came to fruition. If you're not that dream guy/scenario ... then the reality is they've settled.

/end rant

I agree with most of this.

The thing is, as you said, humans are creatures given to emotional responses. We are not robots.

I am sure the OP's friend wife loves her husband. That doesn't mean that she, while at a club and then at a mansion with Leo, the GOAT of Hollywood right now, drinking, doing drugs, being seduced by him, would not give into the whole 'scene' of it all and go for the ride.

It would take a very very strong person to resist that.

She is definitely to blame for even putting herself in that situation, because she had to know what may likely happen.

But once she was in it? Almost no one could resist it. At least for an average everyday person like her. To her it was a fantasy come true.

[OptimistPrime11]

I can confirm, I am Leo's buddy's house in the hills.

Having said that, I am highly skeptical Leo would look twice at a 32 year-old who used to be (and therefore isn't even anymore) 8/10 when he has a platoon of 22 year-olds who are currently 10/10 to pick from at any given moment.

He is probably the type of guy who takes pleasure in defiling and humiliating people. He knew she was married I'm sure. That just gave him more of a thrill to do what he did.

All about having that power over another person.

[OptimistPrime11]

I live in LA and I believe it. Before he killed himself, I was very very good friends with the man who used to own the biggest Mansion in Bev Hills. Was called Lorsch land.

He used to tell me stories about what goes on. You would never believe it. Crazy stuff.

As for the wife.....I am really torn on this. Based on personal experience you can cheat and get through it and stay married and be very very happy together. I was the cheater and my wife stayed with me and things are excellent. But it takes a lot to get through and it won't be easy. You need to have a solid foundation to rely on or it will never work. We had that. Many couples don't.

He won't ever look at her the same. I can tell you that. But at the same time, the entire thing...if true, is almost something like out of a dream. Imagine being a nobody and all of a sudden you are in LA, drinking with Leo, and he makes a move on you. How many women could really resist that? It is something that just does not normally happen. Would be like if I was at a party in LA, and I have been many times haha, and hanging out with Megan Fox and she wants to sex me. Could I resist that?

Being honest...I doubt it lol.

I mean it was Leo, not someone she was in love with or had feelings for. Imagine telling that story 20 years from now. (minus the butt part-she shouldn't have done that imo).

Then again, she did cheat, no matter who it was with.

Again, it will all come down to the foundation they had and how much they genuinely like being around each other.

Here is a link to the mansion I referenced in the above post.
https://www.google.com/search?q=lors...yY6YlP9FYVmPM:

Imagine the parties that went on there.

[dabbmw2002]

I can confirm, I am Leo's buddy's house in the hills.

Having said that, I am highly skeptical Leo would look twice at a 32 year-old who used to be (and therefore isn't even anymore) 8/10 when he has a platoon of 22 year-olds who are currently 10/10 to pick from at any given moment.

Look at what Schwarzenegger knocked up. Guys will fuk anything in certain circumstances, or go through different fetishes

[OptimistPrime11]

Look at what Schwarzenegger knocked up. Guys will fuk anything in certain circumstances, or go through different fetishes

I think he sexed her because again, he was in a position of power over her and knew she would probably never talk.

He may or may not have cheated with others, he probably did. But at least with her he thought he was powerful enough over her to where he got off on it and where she would stay silent.

That being said.....would I have sexed her? Hell no. But it looks like he got a great son out of it....so imo all the blowback was worth it for him. I am sure he is very happy he did what he did.

[Azzurri]

I can confirm I am House.

[faxanadu]

I agree with most of this.

The thing is, as you said, humans are creatures given to emotional responses. We are not robots.

I am sure the OP's friend wife loves her husband. That doesn't mean that she, while at a club and then at a mansion with Leo, the GOAT of Hollywood right now, drinking, doing drugs, being seduced by him, would not give into the whole 'scene' of it all and go for the ride.

It would take a very very strong person to resist that.

She is definitely to blame for even putting herself in that situation, because she had to know what may likely happen.

But once she was in it? Almost no one could resist it. At least for an average everyday person like her. To her it was a fantasy come true.

Responsibility definitely rests on her ... but in some capacity I'm not sure blame does. Kinda reminds me of the scorpion and frog parable...

A scorpion asks a frog to carry it across a river. The frog hesitates, afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, they would both drown. Considering this, the frog agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When the frog asks the scorpion why, the scorpion replies that it was in its nature to do so.

There is often a threshold for people in biologically induced situations, habits, or addictions where there is almost no turning back. Even with hardcore addicts the threshold can be a pretty grey area.. so it forces them to not even venture close. For this chick... she's probably never been in such a situation (A-list celebrity) and therefore certainly didn't know where the line was. I'm sure at some point she realized she was in deep, her brain telling her it's not right, but like most people she didn't have the mental strength to override her biology. Any guy that has tried and failed at no-fap should be able to understand the dilemma im describing.

I think the situation is what it is. They either move past it or they don't. The worst thing they could do as a couple is point fingers ... as that will get them nowhere IMO.

[OptimistPrime11]

Responsibility definitely rests on her ... but in some capacity I'm not sure blame does. Kinda reminds me of the scorpion and frog parable...



There is often a threshold for people in biologically induced situations, habits, or addictions where there is almost no turning back. Even with hardcore addicts the threshold can be a pretty grey area.. so it forces them to not even venture close. For this chick... she's probably never been in such a situation (A-list celebrity) and therefore certainly didn't know where the line was. I'm sure at some point she realized she was in deep, her brain telling her it's not right, but like most people she didn't have the mental strength to override her biology. Any guy that has tried and failed at no-fap should be able to understand the dilemma im describing.

I think the situation is what it is. They either move past it or they don't. The worst thing they could do as a couple is point fingers ... as that will get them nowhere IMO.

Agree.

Well said.

[Weezy32]

would need more proof...but isn't this pretty much Trey Songz 2.0.

The ideal scenario is that the guy dumps her, and the celeb ghosts her. Leaving her boyfriend-less, and branded as a cheater. And another one night stand for some celeb.

Otherwise this just sounds like another reddit fairy tale.

Lol if you think there is any chance that a good looking smart doctor female would have any trouble finding another guy to marry...Even if she is not good looking there are plenty of guys who would marry a divorced DOCTOR.

[TheAdlerian]

If srs you've obviously never fuked a girl in the ass before

Sure I have a variety of times.

I also know a fairly famous girl in porn.

If you had ever then you'd know what I'm talking about. That or you have a tiny penis that will not disturb the anus of a small girl. But, still, a person's rectum is not clean and trouble ensues.

[OptimistPrime11]

Azz fawking is more about the perverted control and power and degrading you hold over someone rather than any true sexual pleasure imo.