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12-14-2018, 06:54 PM #1fat fukc
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I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day...
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12-14-2018, 09:23 PM #2Master Roshi
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in a big field of tall grass
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12-14-2018, 10:37 PM #3Humble Megalomaniac
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I got ticks.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
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12-14-2018, 11:19 PM #4Nihilist
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Followed by a nasty case of Lyme disease.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-15-2018, 04:17 AM #5I'm a Swifty Now
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That made my ass itchy and caused me to sneezeOriginally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
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I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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12-15-2018, 04:32 AM #6
Just me and my posse and MCA.
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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12-15-2018, 06:09 AM #7fat fukc
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I laid there in the sun and felt it caressing my faceOriginally Posted by IronCharles
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12-15-2018, 08:48 AM #8Humble Megalomaniac
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That one got squashed fast, like a lazy mosquito in the grass.Originally Posted by tvwff
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
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12-15-2018, 09:15 AM #9High Plains Lifter
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...and I obviously found one of those wine boxes by a tree. Who knew?
So, I took advantage of it and took a long break and woke up the next day
Sorry, Fishy. We made a new tune
Last edited by Mark1T; 12-15-2018 at 09:37 AM.
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12-15-2018, 09:25 AM #10Registered User
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That's better than chiggers. At least you can see the ticks.Originally Posted by ElrondHubbard
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12-15-2018, 03:58 PM #11Master Roshi
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Originally Posted by Fishman15
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12-15-2018, 04:07 PM #12Humble Megalomaniac
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Also, ticks can be kind of romantic.Originally Posted by Dave76
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
-Voltaire
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12-15-2018, 05:11 PM #13Nihilist
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Originally Posted by IronCharles
I dreamt of dewy fog floating gently from the moors....the kiss of mist and rain upon my face. My slumber broken, my eyes wide open. What did I see? My source of bliss? An addled addict taking a piss.It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-15-2018, 06:18 PM #14fat fukc
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^That is some sweet poetry right there! Although, it's moops not moors...Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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12-15-2018, 06:31 PM #15Nihilist
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That's not moops you jerk! It's moors, it's a misprint.Originally Posted by Fishman15
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-15-2018, 06:42 PM #16fat fukc
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I'm sorry the card says MOOPS.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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12-15-2018, 06:47 PM #17It doesn't matter. It's the moors. There's no moops.Originally Posted by fishman15
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12-15-2018, 07:10 PM #18fat fukc
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It's Moops!Originally Posted by Brackneyc
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12-15-2018, 07:17 PM #19Registered User
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Then you realized the stroll was a walk in fact a run, then...you realized you know nothing
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12-15-2018, 07:55 PM #20Moors.Originally Posted by Fishman15
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12-15-2018, 07:59 PM #21fat fukc
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Moops!Originally Posted by Brackneyc
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12-15-2018, 08:21 PM #22High Plains Lifter
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I cannot believe it that someone is going to die whether it is moots or moors.
I can't believe it.
I can not believe it.Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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12-15-2018, 08:58 PM #23Nihilist
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There's no moops you idiot!Originally Posted by Fishman15
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-16-2018, 07:30 AM #24i'm going to kill him.Originally Posted by karl_hungus
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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12-16-2018, 08:03 AM #25High Plains Lifter
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Originally Posted by Brackneyc
See?Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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12-16-2018, 11:14 AM #26Registered User
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If you drink enough of the wine that you found, the chiggers will go away, because...Originally Posted by Dave76
chiggers can't be boozers.
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12-16-2018, 12:05 PM #27Nihilist
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What are you looking at? Never seen a kid in a bubble before?Originally Posted by Mark1T
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-16-2018, 12:57 PM #28High Plains Lifter
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Tsst...'Course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble. My friend Jeffrey's uh, sister, also ... bubble ... you know. I got a lot of bubble experience. Come onOriginally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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