I think I want to be a baseball play by play announcer!

[Fishman15]

I know it's getting kind of late in life for a career change but I've always been told I make pretty good comments during games. Now the play by play is another game altogether. I came up with a scenario (completely off the top of my head of course) so tell me what you think. Do I have any shot at this?


Okay, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the windup, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all
He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center
And here comes the throw, and what a throw
He's gonna slide in head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe-safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going
And what a jump he's got, he's trying for third
Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third
Holy cow, stolen base, he's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring him to try and pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it...

[Brackneyc]

I know it's getting kind of late in life for a career change but I've always been told I make pretty good comments during games. Now the play by play is another game altogether. I came up with a scenario (completely off the top of my head of course) so tell me what you think. Do I have any shot at this?


Okay, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the windup, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all
He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center
And here comes the throw, and what a throw
He's gonna slide in head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe-safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going
And what a jump he's got, he's trying for third
Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third
Holy cow, stolen base, he's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring him to try and pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it...

Stop right there...

[Fishman15]

Stop right there...

Wut...no good?

[RK42]

Sounds fairly... generic.

[Sweetums6000]

You could use some practice. Try narrating everything that is going on around you. Your family and co-workers will love it.

[Guinea-pig]

Why not UFC ?
It's over just like that!!!!!!!!!!

[bigcat3655]

That's actually my GOAT 10/10 wish I had it job

[Brackneyc]

I’ve got to know right now..,

[KeepItMoving]

Before we go any further..

[Clinos]

If you livestream this in some fashion I will tune in to see this.

[Guinea-pig]

"Here we go!"

[Fishman15]

If you livestream this in some fashion I will tune in to see this.

Let me sleep on it. I'll give you my answer in the morning...

[Brackneyc]

Let me sleep on it. I'll give you my answer in the morning...

We gotta’ know right now...