Basically 1 suck to travel back, 1 suck to travel forward, etc....
Edit: It has to be someone else's dink, if you're a hot sloot it has to be my dink, and lastly you're sucking to completion with some deep throat action. No easy way out here boyos.
Also no tarp dink
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07-17-2018, 08:49 AM #1MEMENTO MORI
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Would you suck a dink for use of a time machine? (1 suck per 1 use)
Last edited by peterplsss; 07-17-2018 at 09:58 AM.
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07-17-2018, 08:50 AM #2
Whose?
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07-17-2018, 08:51 AM #3Registered User
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So basically what we are left with here is the reality that if we go back in time to a place before the dick sucking, we're okay because it hasn't happened yet but if we go into the future we're gay as fuk?
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07-17-2018, 08:53 AM #4Dorm 5 Original|First 9
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Couldn't you just suck one to go back in time before you sucked it?
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07-17-2018, 08:54 AM #5Registered Offender
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I'd suck a dick to go back in time and never open this thread.
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07-17-2018, 08:54 AM #6Rollerball
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um, maybe if I pulled some Back to the Future chit where I steal the Sports Almanac like Biff and make myself hundreds of millions of dollars I'd do 2 sucks.
I guess that makes me a huge phukking homo/whore but I want hundreds of millions of dollars for relatively little work
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07-17-2018, 08:57 AM #7Registered User
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OP, you could suck as many dinks as you want and keep going back in time to deny your gayness. It's a win-win for you.
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07-17-2018, 08:59 AM #8Forever Santa
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Yes
Go back to 2010 when bitcoin was under $.10
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07-17-2018, 09:02 AM #9MEMENTO MORI
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Originally Posted by Silencespeaks
Spoiler!
Originally Posted by shmobin
You would still know that you sucked that dink boyos, there is no escaping itOriginally Posted by CrewsBrah
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***
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07-17-2018, 09:06 AM #10Registered User
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So only gay people get to travel?Originally Posted by peterplsss
That's super racist bro.
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07-17-2018, 09:07 AM #11Registered User
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Nope 1 isn't enough, but I'd do it if I was allowed to suck 2 dinks to have to use the time machine.
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07-17-2018, 09:07 AM #12Man Against Mediocrity
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We could do a Bill and Ted, go back in the past and arrange for a superhot girl/guy to arrive at the exact place and time after we get propositioned to suck the dick for us.
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07-17-2018, 09:07 AM #13My thoughts exactly.Originally Posted by Vhagar
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07-17-2018, 09:10 AM #14🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
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07-17-2018, 09:11 AM #15domo arigato
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I would go to the future when bitcoin is under $.10.Originally Posted by Vhagar
Take it easy Christian
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07-17-2018, 09:12 AM #16Registered Offender
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Just wait a year or so.Originally Posted by ChristianMR
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07-17-2018, 09:13 AM #17Stannis Swolebrathian
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Lmao, no need to suck a dink, it's just around the corner.Originally Posted by ChristianMR
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07-17-2018, 09:14 AM #18MEMENTO MORI
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So you will travel into the future as a 100% homosex just to make a misc thread to laugh at all of the suicidal coincelsOriginally Posted by ChristianMR
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***
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07-17-2018, 09:14 AM #19Certified Gangster
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1 dick sucked = 1,000 dicks sucked
congrats on playing yourself, *******
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07-17-2018, 09:15 AM #20
Would rather get fked than suk a dink no homo.
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07-17-2018, 09:18 AM #21Kobe The GOATBE
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Strong fukcing everything. Jesus....
I want to not suck anything and go back in time to forget this thread."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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07-17-2018, 09:20 AM #22Registered User
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Maybe to go back and see real T-Rex and Dinosaurs. And I would know if they had feathers then.
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07-17-2018, 09:28 AM #23MEMENTO MORI
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Strong edit lmaoOriginally Posted by TitusVI
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***
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07-17-2018, 09:37 AM #24domo arigato
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That's gonna be a yes for me, dawg.Originally Posted by peterplsss
Take it easy Christian
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07-17-2018, 09:39 AM #25Wow Strong Arms
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Originally Posted by Vhagar
But it would be for millions of dollars.Last edited by YouMadOrMirin; 07-17-2018 at 09:48 AM.
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07-17-2018, 09:43 AM #26Registered User
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suck a dick to go back in time to have not sucked one CREW
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07-17-2018, 09:47 AM #27Registered User
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Torn between going back in time a bit to get super rich, or going far forward so tech is crazy and I can be an immortal cyborg.
In there's no limits on dinks I'd go back to get rich then invest all the money and jump forward to buy my sweet cyborg body. Why lift when it's all about the designer cyborg bod?
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07-17-2018, 09:48 AM #28anonymousGuest
suck to completion per one use or suck once per one use?
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07-17-2018, 09:49 AM #29Registered User
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I'd go back in time to the Titanic to see how it feels to travel 100's of mph on a shipOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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07-17-2018, 09:50 AM #30
I'd go 70 years into the future, to avoid all the dikc sucking I'll be doing, after that initial suck
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