Female miscers or open minded miscers, which sex toy should I get?

[tential]

Or you can find a guy.

Hard to find a guy givin she has the herp and her last guy left her after she told him about it.

She's the gift that keeps giving.

[jay283]

What happens when a woman is in gear overdrive?

Way too late for this....

She's been paid to do this, you're just a casual honey.

Well if I end up in overdrive I'd just show up at the house of a guy I know. I'd probably call to let him know I'm a minute away. I would.mention my status but it would be when I'm already naked.

That wouldn't be right.

[DolphinPilot]

I can vouch for legz. She has a huge brown/black one in a pic of herself that was laying on the floor in the background. Inb4 she comes in saying it was a 'dog toy'.

Would bet it really was a dog toy. Something like this:


fking disgusting legz. Not sure what you need the rope for...

[tential]

Well if I end up in overdrive I'd just show up at the house of a guy I know. I'd probably call to let him know I'm a minute away. I would.mention my status but it would be when I'm already naked.
That wouldn't be right.

And you believe techonology can make this happen?
BRB becoming a toy scientist.

Would bet it really was a dog toy. Something like this:


fking disgusting legz. Not sure what you need the rope for...

How else would fido get it out?

[jay283]

Sybians are so.. violent though. There’s such a thing as being desensitized from too much vibration.



Did you just call op a slut?

Too much vibration wouldn't be good for me indeed.

[TommyRO]

[Griggz]

I use this on my woman sometimes for added pleasure (was srsly a back massager I had before we met, and one night i said... hey you wanna try this)

[seanb1979]

Have I ever struck you as shy T?



So man toys huh

...and go fellas, help the dude out

Inb4 that freakoid with his cage

now im curious to see this cage

[tential]

You're gonna need to use way stronger magic to destroy this thot.
Consult Bill Belichick would be my first step.

[seanb1979]

Sybians are so.. violent though. There’s such a thing as being desensitized from too much vibration.



Did you just call op a slut?

what about ****ing machines?

[tential]

Back massager
Yeahhhhh
Rrrigght

I imagine their relationship is him grabbing random household items and saying "Hey you wanna try this?"

[Griggz]

I imagine their relationship is him grabbing random household items and saying "Hey you wanna try this?"

lmao


A back massager is practically the same thing as a clit stimulation tool such as the ladies call "a magic wand".


You must not know women bro... they use hairbrush handles, shower heads, washing machines..

[repsDTGdaily]

Ummmm

No we don’t

Apple pie fukk ...that’s what men do right ?

i sure do

[Legz422]

Considered dildo but don't want to deal with a mess.

I tend to orgasm better through manual stimulation so not sure if the dildos will work as well for me. I think a dildo with manual stimulation would be too much for me. It'd feel like a warm up.

Lol what are you even talking about? A dildo is similar to a vibrator. It just doesn’t vibrate.

[ZMAg]

Sloots gonna sloot

[ZMAg]

Ummmm

No we don’t

Apple pie fukk ...that’s what men do right ?

depends, how cute is said apple pie?

[Griggz]

Ummmm

No we don’t

Apple pie fukk ...that’s what men do right ?

Nah, glove inside of a towel.


LOL and I've heard multiple women say that their hair brush handle was their tool when they were younger.

I was more or less trolling about the washing machine, but the first two are very accurate.

[Deathstroke]

My sis travels with one . Said she doesn't insert them but just holds it against her clit and it's all good. and she's married ffs! I never let her live it down like when my brother-in-law is away on business and she takes naps by herself insert a smartass remark like, "Oh did your little friend join you?" to which she says she doesn't play with her toys every time she lays down and I reply with the growing-nose smiley emo or whatever it's called lol.

last time I mentioned it she told me to go play my video games.

[shmobin]

My sis travels with one . Said she doesn't insert them but just holds it against her clit and it's all good. and she's married ffs! I never let her live it down like when my brother-in-law is away on business and she takes naps by herself insert a smartass remark like, "Oh did your little friend join you?" to which she says she doesn't play with her toys every time she lays down and I reply with the growing-nose smiley emo or whatever it's called lol.

last time I mentioned it she told me to go play my video games.

You have these conversations with your sister?!?

[Deathstroke]

You have these conversations with your sister?!?

since we were kids and got into our parents porn stash lol. We'd just watch them with our friends all as kids and laugh at them...but yeah, if you grow up together, have some of the same members in your circle of friends then sometimes our sex lives will come up. She with her friends even helped me get out of a long dry spell once working as my wingmen.

She doesn't go out of her way to discuss it with me or our older brother as much as I do I don't think. Other than some dirty jokes or me poking fun at her about the toy.

[tential]

Ummmm

No we don’t

Apple pie fukk ...that’s what men do right ?

Women ITT just admitted to using a shower head.
Girl... you behind the times. Gotta get yourself a BBBP (Big Black Bed Post)

[tential]

My sis travels with one . Said she doesn't insert them but just holds it against her clit and it's all good. and she's married ffs! I never let her live it down like when my brother-in-law is away on business and she takes naps by herself insert a smartass remark like, "Oh did your little friend join you?" to which she says she doesn't play with her toys every time she lays down and I reply with the growing-nose smiley emo or whatever it's called lol.

last time I mentioned it she told me to go play my video games.

since we were kids and got into our parents porn stash lol. We'd just watch them with our friends all as kids and laugh at them...but yeah, if you grow up together, have some of the same members in your circle of friends then sometimes our sex lives will come up. She with her friends even helped me get out of a long dry spell once working as my wingmen.

She doesn't go out of her way to discuss it with me or our older brother as much as I do I don't think. Other than some dirty jokes or me poking fun at her about the toy.

[jay283]

Lol what are you even talking about? A dildo is similar to a vibrator. It just doesn’t vibrate.

It'd be messy using a dildo.

[DolphinPilot]

It'd be messy using a dildo.

Is your herpes really that bad?

[jay283]

My sis travels with one . Said she doesn't insert them but just holds it against her clit and it's all good. and she's married ffs! I never let her live it down like when my brother-in-law is away on business and she takes naps by herself insert a smartass remark like, "Oh did your little friend join you?" to which she says she doesn't play with her toys every time she lays down and I reply with the growing-nose smiley emo or whatever it's called lol.

last time I mentioned it she told me to go play my video games.

Lmao you're a mean lol.

[jay283]

Is your herpes really that bad?

No it's not noticeable. Only had two outbreaks in 3 years. The outbreaks are small too. But since the disease is always present don't want fluids all over the place, well I was always into cleanish masturbation but especially now.

[tential]

No it's not noticeable. Only had two outbreaks in 3 years. The outbreaks are small too. But since the disease is always present don't want fluids all over the place, well I was always into cleanish masturbation but especially now.

[Lunatic]

Your "oral pleasure emulating vibrator" feels nothing like oral, FYI. Instead of thinking of it as a vibrator or an oral sex simulator, this style typically uses sonic waves and pulses to stimulate the entire clitoris – not just the external part you can see and touch.

It's like the difference between using your fingers and a shower head.

Mind = blown

[Wwchamp]

[PepperedAngus]

Ummmm

No we don’t

Apple pie fukk ...that’s what men do right ?

yeah, because the pecan was too abrasive.