TFW you're smashing a sloot doggy and you get a whiff of angus (das it mane)

[GuineaDago585]

Every man knows that feeling. You're going to town, balls deep in a vageen, clapping dem cheeks from behind, when all that thrusting, sweat and motion sends a huge whiff of @$$ up your nostrils.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I know the low test crew probably thinks that's groce andy, but that chit sends my primal instincts into overdrive




That's the GOAT sex stench

[PowersKenny]

Every man knows that feeling. You're going to down balls deep in a vageen, clapping dem cheeks from behind when all that thrusting, sweat and motion sends a huge whiff of @$$ up your nostrils.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I know the low test crew probably thinks that's groce andy, but that chit sends my primal instincts into overdrive




That's the GOAT sex stench

Negged, that's disgusting Jeremy

[NukYavlen]

That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.

[Wwchamp]

Its pretty well known that arousal overrides disgust. Its why you'll fap or do some crazy chit and then after be like wait wtf Mayne.

[BohemianSlav]

That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.

Das it mane

[pengh]

Haven't done it in a while but I used to wipe my ass with my left hand while fapping with my right (smelling the left hand scent) watching doggystyle sex online. The smell does it right.

[PowersKenny]

That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.

Would buy your book

[GuineaDago585]

Negged, that's disgusting Jeremy

Brah, it's not a poop smell, it's just female angus. Something about that sets off the sprinkler system.

[Komisch]

I prefer clean angus, sorry.

[devin45k]

No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.

[PowersKenny]

Brah, it's not a poop smell, it's just female angus. Something about that sets off the sprinkler system.

All asses smell the same..like ass...you night be gay and that's ok.. Bruce..I prefer the scent of a candle or lotion..not smelly arse..wtf is wring with you

[sword_]

That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.

Holy ****...

[MetroBrah]

No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.

[FreedomPenguin]

any smell at all gross me out to be honest. I dont do anal either, htc is nasty.

[nn586]

Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag

[EarlA]

Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag

Showercel detected

[nn586]

Showercel detected

Proud of it too!

[BrawnGP]

No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.

Did he walk up to you and punch you right in the jaw because that's what I would've done lmao.

[kcadrenalin]

TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.

[LexBrah]

TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.

dat feel

[ErnieMccracken]

The smell from an obese HTC sloot is 100x worse. Ugh.

[devin45k]

Did he walk up to you and punch you right in the jaw because that's what I would've done lmao.

I said she was crazy and the Toy R Us sloot. I even told him about how she banged the biggest loser that worked there. The loser she banged was 28, lived at his moms, never had a drivers license, and still was buying toys at his age.

The way he told me that he banged her was funny. I was driving to get fast food with him hungover and he said "wouldn't it be funny if you heard I banged [sloot's name]." I kinda berstared for a sec and was like "that means you already banged her" LMAO. He then proceeded to tell me the fart story and how she was blowing up his phone all week.

[nothingshocking]

TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.

I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...

[AltarOfPlagues]

Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag

do you also scrape the toppings off of a pizza before you eat it?

[nn586]

do you also scrape the toppings off of a pizza before you eat it?

Clearly we are into different things my friend, you do you though!

[Komisch]

I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...

She wanted the hole plugged bru

[DoctorKazama]

The absolute worst is when they don't wipe thoroughly, and you get a whiff of old chit mixed with sweat as you pull their pants off.

[kcadrenalin]

I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...

[devin45k]

The absolute worst is when they don't wipe thoroughly, and you get a whiff of old chit mixed with sweat as you pull their pants off.

Holy fukk! I am suprise how many people are sniffing after the pull down broad's pants.


I remember seeing paper chunks in a fat broad's angus when I was going doggy once. I flicked it like a paper football mid-thrust and it landed in her hair. She had a 10/10 butthole though.

[1slo5oh]

Nothing wrong with a broads muffler having a full day to marinate if they aren't some horned wildebeest