My humble friend I am quite distressed to hear about your situation. You can rest well knowing that you aren't alone, there are many others out there who suffer from the dreaded
FUPA. Wrapping yourself in plastic can indeed be fun - especially if you make it a group activity, however it will not do anything to alleviate your situation. There good news is that there are alternatives. You can try eating a very solid nutritional program with all natural foods along with higher rep reverse crunches/leg raises. The other choice you have is liposuction. Best wishes and much respect to you and yours.