Which classic movie franchise do you think will be the next to get the soy treatment?

[Postmort3m]

Karate Kid.

In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.

In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.

And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.

Someone needs to watch Cobra Kai on YouTube red- Johnny is the anti-pc, soy-free hero we need and deserve.

[sword_]

American Pie

It would be hilarious if they destroyed that. They'd make a female version where "females can date to" and shop around for dick. Basically a high school / college version of Sex & The City.

But if a non-Chad talks to them they will #MeToo them.

[Schnitzl]

pain & gain - about giving birth and becoming a whale after

[miscHelix]

Im glad Roadhouse didnt get the soy treatment. It almost did but Ronda Rousey got her head kicked off.

If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals

[Dirtybiscuit]

I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".

[wincel]

James Bond is gonna be a woman.

[kcadrenalin]

Someone needs to watch Cobra Kai on YouTube red- Johnny is the anti-pc, soy-free hero we need and deserve.

Watched the first two episodes this weekend. Would Rep Johnny in real life.

[devin45k]

Im glad Roadhouse didnt get the soy treatment. It almost did but Ronda Rousey got her head kicked off.

If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals

I was actually mad when they tried to soy up Roadhouse.

If they try to give Over the Top the soy treatment, then I will lose my chit.

[kcadrenalin]

I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".

Atomic Blonde was a great movie. In fact, this is how it should be done. Don't take an established franchise and change the main characters for the sake of being politically correct. Start a new one from scratch so it can stand on it's own and be believable.

[peacefromwithin]

Rocky

[rtm0004]

Indiana Jane and the temple of lost privileges

[i3oosted]

Never Ending Story

[letshavebabies]

Rocky

already ruined

[jeshelton]

Karate Kid.

In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries.

legit LOL'd

[menseks]

top gun 2 - top gunt

[AltarOfPlagues]

prob die hard

[menseks]

legit LOL'd

too late


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[alphagorilla]

The fast and the curious

Men and blackmen, the re entry

Trannyformers

The SJW league

[HarryFlashman]

Commandon't

[iabs]

I wonder how far the flopping will have to go before the correction comes.

In today’s society the almighty dollar will always be the best weapon.

Companies are bending over the SJW not only because they’re loud and easily offended, but because their noise can generate poor marketing and affect sales/ profits.

For us, the rational non loonies, we should speak with our wallets, don’t buy tickets to movies with obvious leftist agendas. Simple, really

[bsmit107]

Beverly Hills Cop

[CHARBACK]

Bad Boys 2

I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".

That movie wasn't soyed out, it was actually alright.

[BMACbrah]

They will just wait until he dies and offer the money to his daughter.

LMFAOO yup.

[rainieravesouth]

you know what's worse than soyboys? getting triggered by them.

[PepperedAngus]

Jane Bond in Dr. No Means No

holy chit...lol

[Kreuzritter]

Bad Boys 2



That movie wasn't soyed out, it was actually alright.

bad soys, lol.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Justice Warriors

[TitusVI]

For me:

Back to the Future.

They are scared of doing that.

[Bar182]

you know what's worse than soyboys? getting triggered by them.

oh edgelord comment, must be patting your back hard after that one

[IronBrahh]

Indiana Joan Jones and Jane Bond are just a matter of time

[Kreuzritter]