Which classic movie franchise do you think will be the next to get the soy treatment?

[Bar182]

For me:

Back to the Future.

[jackm7]

star wars

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

star wars

Already happened chief.

[Kylevolution]

American Pie

[TokenV]

Predator, coming in September



smh

[CrookedDink]

Anything masculine is a candidate. James Bond will be marked for death in the near future.

[Voidgaze]

Anything masculine is a candidate. Jane Bond will be marked for death in the near future.

Fixed.

[meatlog]

aware me on the soy treatment

[BetaThanU]

Predator, coming in September



smh

is this real tea

[PTzFree]

Karate Kid.

In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.

In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.

And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

Maybe they'll try a Shawshank redemption remake from a female prison lmao

[AshWar]

Predator, coming in September

Man wtf. That soft soyboy is supposed to replace Arnie?

[Bar182]

aware me on the soy treatment

Anything that is going to get completely diversified, feminised, social justice etc for no reason.

Star Wars
Oceans
Ghostbusters

Instead of just making a new movie with the new characters they simply hijack established franchises, completely destroy them and then give fans the finger afterwards saying they are the problem.

[JT11RTR]

Goonies with all girl cast and one gay boy

[zknarc]

James Bond will be marked for death in the near future.

This is the most obvious one that will be next.

[BetaThanU]

This is the most obvious one that will be next.

Jane Bond, double oh safespace. Consent to kill.

[Lpenny]

Lady of the Rings

[CrookedDink]

Jane Bond, double oh safespace. Consent to kill.

License to kill... the patriarchy.

Lady of the Rings

Lmao

[300BLK]

The Matrix is next, guarantee it

[BetaThanU]

Lady of the Rings

think I saw that on pornhub

[Ikeman83]

I wonder how far the flopping will have to go before the correction comes.

[djstarscr3am]

For me:

Back to the Future.

This better not happen.......but i can see it. Ruining 80's legends 1 at a time.

[cjr169]

what's wrong with star wars ?

[meatlog]

Robocop - will be some chick instead fighting the war on hate speech

[JJMacD]

This better not happen.......but i can see it. Ruining 80's legends 1 at a time.

Robert Zemeckis, or whatever his name is, has said he will never let it be re-made, no matter what kind of pay day he's offered.

[rtljmc17]

Maybe they'll try a Shawshank redemption remake from a female prison lmao

ill have my cock out in the theater for when Angela gets scissored in the store room by the sisters

[Bar182]

Robert Zemeckis, or whatever his name is, has said he will never let it be re-made, no matter what kind of pay day he's offered.

They will just wait until he dies and offer the money to his daughter.

[rtljmc17]

Predator, coming in September



smh

Why do all these movies have retard kids
as if fighting an alien isnt hard enough, lets have little timmy get an asthma attack half way through

[BetaThanU]

Robocop - will be some chick instead fighting the war on hate speech

Robocuck, fighting in defence of M'ladys

[Gios]

Rambolina