Post 1 Weird Fact About Yourself

[Liftingamer90]

Thanx bro. Still have my v-card. In my mid 40's.

[AK5426]

Hyaluronic acid, vitamin c serum, BHA, AHA, retinoid product fix you right up

Will look into it

[BamaCrimsonTide]

I want a 100 pound bowling ball

[rockr101]

i like to be around people that have been through traumatic experiences (death of love one, rape, accident etc) to see their emotional expressions

and imagine they're in a play

[ez92]

I'm 21 with dark circles under my eyes of a 60 year old because poverty genetics. A lot of my family members have terrible dark circles under their eyes.

Does the skin under your eyes look like nutsacks?

[devin45k]

Thanx bro. Still have my v-card. In my mid 40's.

FYI knockers don't feel like bags of sand

[DualBandWiFi]

I have pectus excavatum with flared ribs. Kills aesthetic potential and makes me very self conscious.

[Bo_Flecks]

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[wagtail]

I'm a lesbian and androgynous. Gay men hit on me a lot, because they think I'm a dude.

And straight girls check me out.

I get extremely embarrassed for them. The last gay guy that hit on me was a Sikh taxi driver. I knew it was happening, and just tried to get the ride home over with. Then, right near my house, a headlight must have swept across my face while I smiled at just the wrong time. And he said, "can I ask you something? are you a woman?" and I said yeah and he laughed and said "omg, I'm so sorry" and he was really apologetic.

[DTO]

I have pectus excavatum with flared ribs. Kills aesthetic potential and makes me very self conscious.

I have the opposite (bone sticking out in chest) and flared ribs.... it absolutely sucks for aesthetics too haha.

[TheCheekyKunt]

I was a virgin until the age of 22. When I became single again after changing my body, I proceeded to smash 25~ sloots in an 8 month period.

LOL at thinking that's much.

I did 38 in just a little over my 2 month internship in NYC and I'm skinnyphat

[DTO]

LOL at thinking that's much.

I did 38 in just a little over my 2 month internship in NYC and I'm skinnyphat

What.. how lol? I think I would legit get bored and rather do other things. Am I low test ****?

[Highwind7]

I can't whistle

[cheeseNmills]

I can't whistle

Same. I play 2 instruments but can't whistle or even snap my fingers.

[Eggiesinabasket]

Same. I play 2 instruments but can't whistle or even snap my fingers.

That makes three. I can't whistle, but can play flute?

My weird fact is I lick potatoes chips, put them in a pile, then eat them when they're half digested from the enzymes.

[likeawashboard]

This thread should be printed out for people with social anxiety/that care what other people think about them.

Most people are clearly weird af lol

[FrenchDude]

I once pooped in my grandma's garden when I was a kid. I told my grandfather that it was his ******* dog so he could yell after him (had to run to the toilet with my panties on my knees and my underwear full of **** lmao).
He was always pissed off when the dog was pooping in the grass. Damn dog, couldn't stand him, he was always hurting our legs under the table when he checked for food on the floor. AHAHHAH (devil laugh)

[Aceros]

I once pooped in my grandma's garden when I was a kid. I told my grandfather that it was his ******* dog so he could yell after him (had to run to the toilet with my panties on my knees and my underwear full of **** lmao).
He was always pissed off when the dog was pooping in the grass. Damn dog, couldn't stand him, he was always hurting our legs under the table when he checked for food on the floor. AHAHHAH (devil laugh)

fuk u. poor dog.

[SuchSquats]

26 years old and i do a full squat EVERY time I poop (both feet on seat). makes for a more pleasurable experience, smoother transit, less pushing, wiping. just lol if u aren't doing the same actually.

[doughnutking]

I got drunk and wasted with James McAvoy one night on a beach in Thailand with a bottle of green label Johnnie Walker and a chit load of beer.

[GeneticBubble]

I pull my facial hair out, it's like a screensaver I just sit there plucking it out one hair at a time.

Really bad habit that I need to stop

[nothingshocking]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.

[Sarevoke75]

I have daily existential crisis moods.
I've done a chit load with my life. Make good money, have an easy asf job, live in a nice city and access to lots of sloots.
But I always find myself thinking "wtf is the point?" I have no interest in long term commitment or kids. Half my paycheck goes into my savings and every now and then I'll do something really stupid and go on a trip or buy something I don't need. If a girl gets mad because I don't want to commit, i truly don't give a chit. They basically cease to exist in my mind.

But like... what's the point of all of this? What's the end game?

The only thing that interests me to feel "complete" is to finish serving in the Navy, blow some chit up, make a small difference, and then that's it. I'm perfectly content with life ending suddenly.

Idk if anyone else has this mentality? Maybe it's from being in the military at a young age that's given me a "zero fuks" attitude.