Post 1 Weird Fact About Yourself

[PepperedAngus]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.

[Thefokusas]

I think that cheating in a relationship is one of the worst things in the world, yet it is one of my biggest turn ons in pron.

relatable, also revenge porn

[Sinan09400]

Tfw no gf

[crsarellano]

wipe my ass standing up
sniff the toilet paper after wiping to measure potential fart toxicity

jesus Christ you animal lmao

[SomeGuyHear]

I can’t touch bathroom door handles .
I had a bad experience when I was young , was just around 9 years old when I went to use the bathroom in a large mall.
I’m taking a piss, and I can hear this guy wiping his ass ,and he gets up and walks out without washing his hands .
I grabbed a piece of paper towel to open the door , and have been doing it ever since .
I always dropped the paper towel on the floor by the door , this started in 1970 , and now I see they put garbage cans by the doors .
But I think I have the record for the first person to start this trend lol

What if the restroom only have those air hand dryers? I've been in way more restrooms that do this rather than having paper available. I get so annoyed since I prefer paper as I sometimes want to wipe my mouth too after eating.

I guess what I do weird is I get too hyped and talk to myself or jump around if I am watching a great movie or TV series. Obviously, I don't do this around other people. When I'm alone in my room, I do this.

[crsarellano]

What if the restroom only have those air hand dryers? I've been in way more restrooms that do this rather than having paper available. I get so annoyed since I prefer paper as I sometimes want to wipe my mouth too after eating.

I guess what I do weird is I get too hyped and talk to myself or jump around if I am watching a great movie or TV series. Obviously, I don't do this around other people. When I'm alone in my room, I do this.

hand dryers are one of the most germ infested utilities you can use. id rather lick dollar bills out a strippers ass than use a hand dryer.

[Nicklol]

Never owned a cell phone.

I don't think I had my first phone untill I was like 20

[gbullock32]

I have watched 4 people die in front of me in ~3 years, one disemboweled, two OD's, and one stabbed who bled out. Also seen plenty get sliced, stabbed, beaten, ect.

[Nicklol]

All 3 cars that I own were given to me.

Il take 1
Never had car crew

[SSM12]

Two front teeth are crowns. Tfw ice hockey dental bill

[DTO]

All 3 cars that I own were given to me.

Not weird, pretty standard for a woman in 2018.

[Achilles1994]

some of my toes are webbed. lel


srs (no frogman)

[SSM12]

some of my toes are webbed. lel


srs (no frogman)

Donald Duck over here. Jk brah. Mirin arms

[redraider86]

When I was 4 or so, my Mom would take me to volunteer once a week at a nursing home. One morning we go to visit, and it's craft time! I see one of my favorite residents and get a running start to give him a hug...and I run right into the hot glue gun he's holding, larynx first.

In the right light, I look like a badass mofo who lived through a throat slitting, instead of the moron who got a little too excited at the arts & crafts table.

[Aceros]

Joined a misc kik 'forever alone chat' for the lulz, there was one girl in the chat and I proceeded to bang her.

[gbullock32]

do you have less faith in humanity now?

Nope. Never had any to begin with. I have learned that it is sometimes best to not read the C-File (detailed case notes) on some people though, especially the ones with crimes against children.

[bobbydigitaloa]

All 3 cars that I own were given to me.

Solid trigger inducing post...I like it.

[rdwire88]

I talk to myself a lot, some time they are full on conversations. I like to practice my conversations by myself before I have them with bosses, family, and even friends. I don't like to look stupid when talking..

[crsarellano]

I talk to myself a lot, some time they are full on conversations. I like to practice my conversations by myself before I have them with bosses, family, and even friends. I don't like to look stupid when talking..

inb4 u shoot the place up

[GrimRep_er]

I have 4 nipples. Obviously the second set are super small but they are there. When I was getting out of the Marine Corps I had to see a navy doc for a last checkup. He pointed to them and asked if I knew what they were. I said, "nipples." He confirmed and said every so often he comes across a third one, but another set is rare.

Aren't I the lucky one!

[Lucianus]

i have steady contact with interdimensional beings

[FoulSmell]

Last time I used my cell phone was 2 years ago (car battery died) and it's a 17 year old flip phone..

Also, woke up during a hip revision surgery, calmly told the doc, "Hey, this hurts".

[Scooty56]

Are you also a serial killer?

Not a serial killer but I have been known to just murder bowls of cocoa krispies

[Scooty56]

i have steady contact with interdimensional beings

Tell them I said hi

[ChristianMR]

i'm related to the first prime minister of Canada sir john a macdonald

Wait, what?

So am I. Not even kidding. 'Sup cuz?

[BiGM4N]

I have a scar on my leg where I burned a hole in it after putting a frying pan down on my leg and eating out of it.

[Archangel_Lost]

if i apply pressure with my thumb in my gooch area then i can cum without any jizz coming out

[leoaa777]

if i apply pressure with my thumb in my gooch area then i can cum without any jizz coming out

You do what by doing what where?

[Scooty56]

if i apply pressure with my thumb in my gooch area then i can cum without any jizz coming out

Teach me, sensai

[ChristianMR]

I need a mirror in front of me when im having sex or I don’t get hard. Im weird I know (possibly a narcissist)