What is the most childish thing you do?

[ashin1]

I still play with toys(skateboarding if that counts)


Keeps me feeling young, happy, social and focused.


I feel bad for people who have no outlet for their energy/creativity, or don’t experience joyful feelings they could share with a youthful version of themself.

[deft0nes]

skateboarding and playing guitar everyday...
binge-watching netflix and playing videogames all the time is definitely not mature goals either but idgaf.

[Brozart]

replying to ashin1 threads

[devin45k]

Watch pro wrestling

pull down my pants, spread my cheeks, and let out monstrous farts.

[yochrisss]

i guess video games and I like super hero stuff

[OffwhiteBrah]

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a **** on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

[ashin1]

skateboarding and playing guitar everyday...
binge-watching netflix and playing videogames all the time is definitely not mature goals either but idgaf.

Das it

You should post more in the skateboard related threads breh

replying to ashin1 threads

grow up

Fukkn Brozart

Watch pro wrestling

pull down my pants, spread my cheeks, and let out monstrous farts.

My first date with my current GF I lifted a fart on fire.

‘‘Twas lit fam

i guess video games and I like super hero stuff

Played some star craft last night...

Never be zergling again crew

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a **** on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Strobg tldr copy pasta

[Fit1NYC]

Lol

[FunnyWeasel]

I play video games but idk if I can call it childish because more and more m-rated games are being released as the years go by.

[MajorTendonitis]

I have intentions of gaming again when my computer room is dry walled again . Miss gaming a lot .
Seeing as I will be kind of slow as I haven’t done it for 10 years, I’ll probably stay off line .
Call of duty was cool as hell off line anyways just going threw the levels

[RaphaelDeLaGhetto]

Masterbation

[sword_]

People say I'm pushing 40 (I'm not even 35 lol) and get upset I post immature chit on here.

[Brozart]

grow up

"grow up" is legitimately one of the most childish things one can possibly say

[Redfish225]

I like to fart in the bathtub.

[omnip0tent]

- Gaming
- Excessive drinking and substance abuse with friends on occasion (always feel dumb and regret this. But the turn up fun is real.)


Probably it AFAIK

[MajorTendonitis]

I’m also building a T800. People at work think I’m nuts lol . Arnold’s not screen correct yet, and I have to damage all the clothing , install the battle damaged arm ,chest plate , knee etc .
I will be using a microprocessor and high torque servos to get some movement in his waist and battle damaged arm . Thought it be freakier if he if he made random movements

[ashin1]

Smash 18s

Lol aye

I play video games but idk if I can call it childish because more and more m-rated games are being released as the years go by.

I guess it kinda childish, curious what the mean age of gamers are...not sure if actually that childish

People say I'm pushing 40 (I'm not even 35 lol) and get upset I post immature chit on here.

I bet their tears taste delish

"grow up" is legitimately one of the most childish things one can possibly say

Growing up is also something all children eventually go through at least physically if your thyroid isn’t poverty

[atomicbbgum]

Videogames, comics & manga, anime & cartoons, mock people, and prank and tickle my husband even though he hates it.

[Brozart]

Growing up is also something all children eventually go through at least physically if your thyroid isn’t poverty

height: 5'6"

[Sarevoke75]

Video Games
Painting Warhammer 40k

[MrBourbon]

Gamer here too. But I'm more balanced and productive than most people so I really don't stress the bit of rotting I do. We all gotta chill mane.

Also still think farts are hilarious.

[ashin1]

I’m also building a T800. People at work think I’m nuts lol . Arnold’s not screen correct yet, and I have to damage all the clothing , install the battle damaged arm ,chest plate , knee etc .
I will be using a microprocessor and high torque servos to get some movement in his waist and battle damaged arm . Thought it be freakier if he if he made random movements

Now this is just cool

Videogames, comics & manga, anime & cartoons, mock people, and prank and tickle my husband even though he hates it.

Absolutely hate when my GF tickles me,

height: 5'6"

Only time height is a hindrance is if you are also poor at the same time.

Common brozart you know you can’t shame me for my 5’8 stature. You and I both know very well being sub 6ft isn’t a death sentence when you got sheckles.

[canonhope]

Video Games
Painting Warhammer 40k

I recently got into Age of Sigmar.

Dance around in my underwear, slapping my wife in the ass while repeating "why you mad tho?"

[ashin1]

Gamer here too. But I'm more balanced and productive than most people so I really don't stress the bit of rotting I do. We all gotta chill mane.

Also still think farts are hilarious.

Gaming is fun af, but def can be addictive.

How’s the wife feel when you cut the cheese?

None of the things named ITT are really childish imo. Young at heart yes.

I still watch Ed Edd and Eddy sometimes.

I dunno I’ve been told skateboarding was pretty childish from countless people

I recently got into Age of Sigmar.

Dance around in my underwear, slapping my wife in the ass while repeating "why you mad tho?"

Lol at the last bit

[MrBourbon]

Gaming is fun af, but def can be addictive.

How’s the wife feel when you cut the cheese?

Pretty fun when you drop a monster in the other room and she says "was that a FART?!?" but she already knows cuz your giggling like a child.

[Getter_done]

Put on childrens clothes and begin to grind on random middle age dudes on the street while saying "No teacher that feels weird why are u doing that to me" in a high pitch voice and start beating my meat.

[DrunkenMoron]

Gonna have to be when I play with my niece or nephews and there toys... Realise half way through I'm more into it than they are.. Freaks me out..

I made one hell of a Barbie and Ken story the other day..

[dawktwenty]

Buy Legos srs

[dawktwenty]

Buy Legos srs

I do have kids...but it wouldn't matter. I'd buy them anyway.

[InVentive44]

Take me shirt off in restaurants and trying to flex....



oh wait that's not me