Jesus Holy Christ! Jessica Simpson, WTF happened?!

[SpermWhale]

Talkin' bout she look like Janet Jackson. Bitch got out the car lookin' more like Freddie Jackson

[achtungpanzer]

LOL'd hahaha repped bruv

[JUSA]

Sometimes you can look at girl, even in her prime, and there are subtle tells that she's got the capacity to get really big in her. IMO, I don't think Simpson is done yet. She's only what, in her mid-late 30s?

Here is what will happen:

- At some point she will drop down to about 140 and everyone will Ooh and Ahh about her transformation, how great it is. She'll still be pretty much disgusting, since she'll have no glow and be old and worn out, probably lots of loose skin and stretch marks and several years of over boozing and likely recreational D use prematurely aging her, with her turning to plastic surgery to compensate and looking fake and off.

- Once the shine wears off, she'll re-balloon back up and probably go all the way with it this time, to the point where she's ****ing round and just a complete eye sore.

No question, in her prime she was a sight to behold, but Nick whats-his-face was smart to get out when the going was good. That NFL husband of hers ****ed up good. He's not even in his prime, he's only 38. If he keeps working out (and as a former athlete I think he will, I dunno though), but he's got 15+ good years in him. A guy with money and who works out -- he could peak at 50 -- and during his peak, he's stuck with this shaved gorilla drunk bitch. Big mistake, fellas - learn from it.

Always when you look at a girl, be sure to look at them as they stand now, but think about their past and imagine their future. Seriously. Their past & present will generally shape their future. With Simpson, she was glorious to behold, but she had more than a lot of potential to explode and my guess is she's an entitled stupid bore to be around. You'll put up with that horse**** when they're 9/10, but her she's beyond subpar, just a fat drunk dried out bitch, with an entitled attitude and nothing to offer. Don't tie down to that ****, nope.

[FryDude]

She looking thick

[ToPHeR35]

Thicker than a Snicker

[letitride0]

extra chunky yo

[badreligion]

Waiting for her full transformation....i give it a few more years of binge drinking and chocolate

This can't be real ...

[nn586]

[leoaa777]

This isn’t even her final form. Mirin’

[Jabroni89]

Do not show bobs

[DanielleGreen]

You fuks are turning into high school girls


lets hear more gossip and gab over chips and microwaved cheese and salsa

Dudes blow up too and lose hair.

[Thai_Clinch]

reminds me of yasmine bleeth. baywatch to lunchbox

[Ratfish]

fkn lol @ how many pics were taken

ho lee fukk

reminds me of yasmine bleeth. baywatch to lunchbox

[SkinnyPhatBrah]

Fitness, health are lifestyles, people are trapped into a world in their youth where genetics is not punishing them. They get into bad habits and when the time comes when you actually have to work hard to stay fit and healthy they just palm it off as something that's acceptable and too hard to change.

Fukkn THIS.

the number of people i see/ work with who just don't give a chit Lisa.

i'm Faaaar from being lean/jacked, but just by not being a sack of chit i look better than the majority of people my age IRL.

[TommyTuffGuy]

The fact you could have that much money and fame to where all your meals, workouts, gyms, etc are taken care of and be that bloatardo is astounding.

[Cass40]

The fact you could have that much money and fame to where all your meals, workouts, gyms, etc are taken care of and be that bloatardo is astounding.

She has substance abuse problem.

[Procta]

looking thick, flimsy, loose

[ImpressiveGainz]

She has substance abuse problem.

Food = substance

I guess you're right.

[Procta]

Not even my final form......

[seiji69]

[Cass40]

Food = substance

I guess you're right.

Watch the Ellen show on YouTube and you can see.

[ImpressiveGainz]

Watch the Ellen show on YouTube and you can see.

You seem like a nice girl, so I'm just going to ignore the fact that you told me to watch Ellen.

[Bassackwards]

nick lachey dodged a bullet

[pablocai]

das it mane, too much internet for me

[triglyceride]

fukin disgustin

[jlick]

no glow. sad. looks like she got some f*cked up plastic surgery too.

[Haymana]

I'm literally speechless right now

[CrookedDink]

Drugs. All the drugs. Look up her recent youtube clips/interviews. She's completely out of it. Possibly next celebrity death srs..

[PAU1]

Jessica Simpson?
More like Homer Simpson.

[OffwhiteBrah]

oh no baby girl what is you doing, come back old jessie