GF Has Been Texting a Guy called Mario (srs) (pics)

[UKViking]

Just went over to see my GF and suddenly a text flashes on her android screen from some guy called Mario saying "How was it x"

She looks weird so I ask her who it is and she says "just some brah texting me, I know him through a friend" and I say how long shes been texting she says just a few weeks so I stop mentioning it.

Is the x a red flag brahs? am I reading too much into this

edit: can't find pic of him but prolly not a Chad

[Dorich]

but who was Luigi?

[DeshaunWatson]

go bang peach?

[UKViking]

but who was Luigi?

srs answers plz, probably some Italian *******

[BrahPlease]

Is he a plumber?

[Howiester]

I can only imagine her tramp stamp: Mario parking only, all others will be Toad.

[Dorich]

I can only imagine her tramp stamp: Mario parking only, all others will be Toad.

lol

I like it when you go outside Chad/Timothy mode. srs

[GravityLee]

I can only imagine her tramp stamp: Mario parking only, all others will be Toad.

"Warp tunnel" and biting plant guy tattoo coming out her butthole

[dhawkeye1980]

Mario just a plumber layin some pipe nothin to worry about

[Hesher]

[JonathanN173]

Sorry OP
But your princess is in another castle

[Dorich]

Sorry OP
But your princess is in another castle

Damn. Harsh.

[SweetPetals]

Fuk off, Bowser. Can't you see your Stockholm syndrome isn't working?

[Dave22reborn]

I'm dying here.

[HoustonMiscer]

Lol you have the wrong Mario. It is this Mario that is banging your girl:

[UKViking]

I'm dying here.

u wot m8?

[therealistwat]

cheat on her

[VeganBrahh]

Can confirm, I am actually Mario...


She is only using me for my man gravy, she has this weird fetish after I dump a load in her mouth she goes home and kisses her boyfriend...


sloots are messed up in the head brah

[UKViking]

[QUOTE=HoustonMiscer;1518069961]Lol you have the wrong Mario. It is this Mario that is banging your girl:

[QUOTE]

whos that *******

[CheekyChris23]

Mario and Luigi are Eiffel-towering her as we speak.

[DeusExTerra]

[AreolaBorealis]

Everyone on the misc is having a giggle fit over this but it’s not all fun and games when you and your girl get drunk one night and she confesses that the best lay she ever had was with some guy named girl waluigi she met when studying in Europe

[BigDHertzer]

What pics?

[newtothelift]

Well I guess it's better than the BBC - Big Bowser Co.........

[ANumber1]

but who was Luigi?

The guy highfiving Mario from the other end.

[LincolnKennedy]

10/10 replies

[Dorich]

The guy highfiving Mario from the other end.

They both cool tho srs

[Lawlstud]

[swks26]

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da

[AndrewPham]

Does your gf cook mushroom for him as well?

If so then sorry brah he has achieved BWC status.