''I smell bad''

[KRANE]

Witness brah, if you're that confident. But this could backfire: If you truly smell then others should have noticed it too.

[KRANE]

you stink

There are many ways to stink: There's foot odor, body odor, hair odor, bad breath, etc. An antiperspirant only cures underarm/sweat odor. Since OP hasn't identified exactly the type, what about all the others?

I don't think it's my breath, I'm basically a clean freak when it comes to oral hygiene, I brush my teeth several times a day, I floss my teeth daily (something that most people don't do) and I do gargles with listerine. I don't think it's my feet, my feet smell just fine. Again, I figured the issue, I was cleaning way too much and this was causing me to sweat excessively to the point where I was dripping sweat from my forehead, I could see drops hitting the floor

Now it sounds like you're rationalizing. If someone says you smell then its likely you can't tell.

[qsmith70707]

you stink

Go play basketball for 2 hours with your friends until you are drenched in sweat, then go to a family reunion....I guarantee you, they will notice that you smell!

[qsmith70707]

White American?

I have a feeling...

Yes white American. What feeling?

[qsmith70707]

LOL op cracks me up

Hey man why don't you use antiperspirant again? (aluminum)

Also why you take so many naps?

Dude I nap a lot because I'm 40, I need a lot of rest at my age. and yes I only put on antiperspirant for family reunions, that's it

[qsmith70707]

Witness brah, if you're that confident. But this could backfire: If you truly smell then others should have noticed it too.

Ok, this post confuses me, go play basketball for 2 hours with your friends until you are drenched in sweat, then go to a family reunion....I guarantee you, they will notice body odor!

[qsmith70707]

Banned MISCer?

I have a feeling...

Pro tip, We can still see your deleted posts.......

I don't really understand this post, maybe someone can help me

[qsmith70707]

There are many ways to stink: There's foot odor, body odor, hair odor, bad breath, etc. An antiperspirant only cures underarm/sweat odor. Since OP hasn't identified exactly the type, what about all the others?Now it sounds like you're rationalizing. If someone says you smell then its likely you can't tell.

Dumbass can't you read?? I said I was sweating to the point there were drops of sweat hitting the floor, meaning I was sweating profusely, you don't know what sweating profusely is, go play basketball for 2 hours with your friends to the point that you are drenched in sweat, that is sweating profusely!

[Awarw90]

I'll give you some tips, I get compliments frequently about how good I smell. I work security like yourself and encounter many stinky coworkers who just either dgaf about how they present themselves, or simply don't realise.

- Make sure after you wash your clothes, dry them immediately via dryer or hang out in the sun. If your clothes remain damp after washing you'll smell like ass.
- New towel every 2 days.
- Dove Men +Care Shower Gel and Dove Men +Care Antiperspirant Deodorant.
- Shower in the morning/evening before your shift once you wake up.
- IMPORTANT wear an undershirt with short sleeves, like a BONDS singlet but tee style. It'll absorb the sweat from your armpits and stop the stank coming out. Buy a few of these and use a fresh one every day. Obviously match colour with uniform (i.e. white undershirt with white business shirt).
- Fresh sheets every fortnight in winter, weekly in summer.
- Brush and floss teeth.
- When you get home air out your boots/shoes, spray some Glen20 in them and open the tongues to air out.
- Fresh socks every day.
- Cut down on caffeine and spicy foods.
- Air your room and closet out twice a week to get the fresh air in.
- COLOGNE. For work you want something fresh, clean and inoffensive. I would recommend Versace Pour Homme, Azzaro Chrome or Nautica Voyage for a cheap every day scent for work to start with. 4 sprays max (One on each side of neck, one on front of shirt, one on back of neck where your hairline starts. Refresh every 5 hours in a private area (bathroom).

If you are ignoring any of the above, you might be able to narrow down the issue. Good luck.

[qsmith70707]

I'll give you some tips, I get compliments frequently about how good I smell. I work security like yourself and encounter many stinky coworkers who just either dgaf about how they present themselves, or simply don't realise.

- Make sure after you wash your clothes, dry them immediately via dryer or hang out in the sun. If your clothes remain damp after washing you'll smell like ass.
- New towel every 2 days.
- Dove Men +Care Shower Gel and Dove Men +Care Antiperspirant Deodorant.
- Shower in the morning/evening before your shift once you wake up.
- IMPORTANT wear an undershirt with short sleeves, like a BONDS singlet but tee style. It'll absorb the sweat from your armpits and stop the stank coming out. Buy a few of these and use a fresh one every day. Obviously match colour with uniform (i.e. white undershirt with white business shirt).
- Fresh sheets every fortnight in winter, weekly in summer.
- Brush and floss teeth.
- When you get home air out your boots/shoes, spray some Glen20 in them and open the tongues to air out.
- Fresh socks every day.
- Cut down on caffeine and spicy foods.
- Air your room and closet out twice a week to get the fresh air in.
- COLOGNE. For work you want something fresh, clean and inoffensive. I would recommend Versace Pour Homme, Azzaro Chrome or Nautica Voyage for a cheap every day scent for work to start with. 4 sprays max (One on each side of neck, one on front of shirt, one on back of neck where your hairline starts. Refresh every 5 hours in a private area (bathroom).

If you are ignoring any of the above, you might be able to narrow down the issue. Good luck.

Again, I refuse to put on antiperspirant deodorant daily, I only put on antiperspirant when I have family reunions, why? because I learned the hard way. Thanks for the input though, I do appreciate it

[ceizer1985]

Again, I refuse to put on antiperspirant deodorant daily, I only put on antiperspirant when I have family reunions, why? because I learned the hard way. Thanks for the input though, I do appreciate it

Sounds like you are a stubborn dumbass. Why make a topic if you aren't going to take the advice?

Overwhelming body smell generally is caused by armpits, crotch, belly button or feet. Treat and keep those areas fresh and you should be fine.

Otherwise, good luck being the laughingstock of society.

[ecs33]

Lol never heard that one before. What is your job?

[Brozart]

Yes I'm thinking of doing this. I do spray plenty of axe effect on me\

just lol

defective mindset identified



do you spray deodorant on a chit? no, you flush it. you need to deal with the problem at its root.

if you're a smelly kunt, you buy antiperspirant, not just some fukn perfume, and you spray that chit on the places your dirty fukn stink comes outta

[qsmith70707]

Sounds like you are a stubborn dumbass. Why make a topic if you aren't going to take the advice?

Overwhelming body smell generally is caused by armpits, crotch, belly button or feet. Treat and keep those areas fresh and you should be fine.

Otherwise, good luck being the laughingstock of society.

You obviously haven't read the entire read, I was sweating profusely, that's what cause the problem, do you even know what sweating profusely is? Try playing basketball with your friends for 2 hours to the point of being drenched in sweat, that's sweating profusely!

[qsmith70707]

Lol never heard that one before. What is your job?

I do security, I'm a security officer

[qsmith70707]

just lol

defective mindset identified



do you spray deodorant on a chit? no, you flush it. you need to deal with the problem at its root.

if you're a smelly kunt, you buy antiperspirant, not just some fukn perfume, and you spray that chit on the places your dirty fukn stink comes outta

You need to read the entire thread, there's nothing wrong with the axe effect, if you are clean and put on deodorant, the axe effect just makes smell better, not worse

[katya422]

antiperspirant deodorant works great on me, it's amazing, I can go to a family reunion, drink plenty, laugh, dance, and the next day I smell my armpit and there's virtually no smell whatsoever, it's fantastic, however, I refuse to put on antiperspirant deodorant daily, why? because I heard it can cause cancer and stuff (aluminum) and it's not good for you, however I learned the hard way to always put on antiperspirant deodorant for family reunions

You know you can get ones without aluminum, right?

https://www.********.com/ForPitsSakeDeodorant/

https://www.amazon.com/Natures-Gate-.../dp/B00016WRAY

https://www.amazon.com/Geodeo-Natura.../dp/B005FACILO

[qsmith70707]

You know you can get ones without aluminum, right?

https://www.********.com/ForPitsSakeDeodorant/

https://www.amazon.com/Natures-Gate-.../dp/B00016WRAY

https://www.amazon.com/Geodeo-Natura.../dp/B005FACILO

I never knew such thing, this is crazy, but since I'm not really sweating profusely at work anymore, and I'm washing my clothes using bleach now, I don't think there'll be a problem

[Awarw90]

Again, I refuse to put on antiperspirant deodorant daily, I only put on antiperspirant when I have family reunions, why? because I learned the hard way. Thanks for the input though, I do appreciate it

Dunno what to tell ya then. You can get different kinds of antiperspirant I'm pretty sure if its an allergy/chemical concern, but if you're stinking from sweating that's your main solution apart from maybe drinking chit tons more water and cleaning up your diet (additional to my tips from above). I use roll-ons/sticks rather than the spray cans.

[ceizer1985]

You obviously haven't read the entire read, I was sweating profusely, that's what cause the problem, do you even know what sweating profusely is? Try playing basketball with your friends for 2 hours to the point of being drenched in sweat, that's sweating profusely!

Glad you're red now....you deserve it.

Last tip....research drysol and use it.

[qsmith70707]

Dunno what to tell ya then. You can get different kinds of antiperspirant I'm pretty sure if its an allergy/chemical concern, but if you're stinking from sweating that's your main solution apart from maybe drinking chit tons more water and cleaning up your diet (additional to my tips from above). I use roll-ons/sticks rather than the spray cans.

You need to read the entire read to understand, do you even know what sweating profusely means? Go play basketball with your friends for 2 hours to the point where you are drenched in sweat, that's sweating profusely! and antiperspirant deodorant is known to cause cancer (aluminum) no thanks! however I will use antiperspirant for family reunions, I learned the hard way

[qsmith70707]

Glad you're red now....you deserve it.

Last tip....research drysol and use it.

There's no need to be nasty and hateful, grow up, take a deep breath, learn to be a better person

[MuzzieChik786]

Troll is sitting there laughing at all you.

Stop giving him serious advice. In on roll bread.

[qsmith70707]

Troll is sitting there laughing at all you.

Stop giving him serious advice. In on roll bread.

How dare you? This really did happen at work, and this is not a troll thread. Shame on you.

[drvillain]

Again, I refuse to put on antiperspirant deodorant daily, I only put on antiperspirant when I have family reunions, why? because I learned the hard way. Thanks for the input though, I do appreciate it

Hey stinky, obviously you need to change your routine.

[BustaCapp]

What ethnicity are you? Do you eat a lot of curry?

Are you flapjacko?

[CollegeStudent8]

i shower once a week, even though i go to the gym or bike 6 days a week. I use wipes to clean my ass, balls, and c0ck. I never use deodorant. I never smell. 100% srs.

[BustaCapp]

OP is mentally ill or a chit troll.

[drvillain]

i shower once a week, even though i go to the gym or bike 6 days a week. I use wipes to clean my ass, balls, and c0ck. I never use deodorant. I never smell. 100% srs.

You remind me of this minimalist girl I was friends with. She would never use deodorant and did what you said, and she smelled like rank BO 90% of the time.

Truth is that no one has told you that you smell like **** yet, but that time is coming

[CollegeStudent8]

You remind me of this minimalist girl I was friends with. She would never use deodorant and did what you said, and she smelled like rank BO 90% of the time.

Truth is that no one has told you that you smell like **** yet, but that time is coming

wrong. i have had people smell me. i don't smell because i don't eat toxic garbage and have a healthy microbial flora balance.