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08-22-2017, 04:00 AM #1
Remember the lady on her phone walking into a hole? here's another idiot
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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08-22-2017, 04:41 AM #2
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It's sort of funny to see things like this. But then you realize how much damage folks do to themselves, and you just wince and cringe! I can remember as a kid, coming home from school, walking right into a telephone pole. No cell phones back then. Ha! I was just looking over my shoulder and not paying attention to what was in front of me. Felt like a complete idiot! It hurt too.
paolo59
"If you're going through hell, keep going!" Winston Churchill
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08-22-2017, 06:27 AM #3
Lol I bet, I think we all pulled an embarrassing stunt or two like that a time or two, at least I know I have. One time in a department store there was a woman waking out strutting her stuff, making sure she really wiggled her ass, me being the jackass that I am began imitating her, walked right into one of those silver posts used to prevent shopping carts from exiting, just about de-nutted myself.Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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08-22-2017, 07:39 AM #4
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08-23-2017, 12:38 PM #5
As kids we used to play ringaleevio in the two apartment buildings across the street. Some good hiding spots in the basement. Me and my buddy are walking through the one basement when he sees the porter and says "he's got a knife" Didn't stick around to look and took off down the alley into the back yard. I'm running all out and failed to notice the fire escape ladder in the down position. Hit me on top of the fore head and I went horizontal. Hopped right up and kept going. We had a good laugh over that.
On a job site last year cutting in drop in boxes in some conference tables. I checked one room on friday and it wasn't ready, went back monday and didn't notice that they had installed the glass. Plowed right into it, hard hat goes flying glasses get twisted and i end up with a knot over my eye. Would have been embarrassing, but lucky no witnesses.Handle every situation like a dog ....
If you can't Eat it or Screw it ,
Piss on it and Walk Away.
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08-23-2017, 12:40 PM #6
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