wtf iceman1800 edited my sig then negged me.

[kingarnold187]

thiisssss ****ggo wont quit harrasing me/bullying me and changing my stuff...dam dude lol cmon man leave my profile the phuck alone its my ****.

[Howiester]

no marlboro reds?

Looks like he already owns plenty of reds

[kingarnold187]

and again i had to redo my sig cause this hater will not stop changing my profile ..dude gtfo my ****.

[NotANun21]

thx bro but i dont need an invite from someone that hasnt been around as long as me

1) OP is always a *******. Some disagreements arise, but generally it is an accepted truth that the OP is a *******.

2) The poster above you, and the poster below you, always lifts more than you. Whether it is bench press or the squat, the majority of miscers will lift more than you.

3) Following on from point (2) above; Miscers generally lift either 50-150lbs more than you lift - OR - lift your weight for at least twice as many repititions.

4) Following from the above it may seem like there exists a paradox, that all miscers are stronger than you are no matter how strong you seem to be. This is not true. Research indicates that in the Misc paradoxical situations do not exist.

5) All Miscers regardless of weight, status, class, race, etc have "smashed" at least 3 'legit' 9/10's. Furthermore, most Miscers are experts on women, which nicely introduces the next point...

6) Miscers believe there is no such thing as a 10/10. This may be true, for beauty is subjective, but the difference in the Misc is that in fact most women are not even 7's. Research data indicates that most women are 6's, and very few women go above this number. This is because...

7) Miscers are all extremely attractive and/or have the best game. Those miscers who admit otherwise cannot legitimately call themselves miscers because they either leave or are never accepted. The method of not being accepted is commonly called the "neg train".

8) Reps/Negs is directly proportional to either:
- Intelligence
- Knowledge on a given topic
- Lifting ability
- Awesomeness.

This is absolutely true. Those with high reputation are always better than you in some way or another. Similarly, those in "the red" are not to be taken seriously and should be shunned.

9) Putting the word "serious" (or "srs") legitimately makes a certain thread or statement an absolute truth or indeed a 'code red' matter than has no element of hilarity or falsehood about it. This "srs" tag over rides all logic.

10) Similarly, "no homo" immediately makes others aware that the poster is not homosexual no matter what the content. Indeed, a real life example would be to engage in homosexual practise with the phrase "no homo" written on ones forehead and walk away with public opinion being that you are not in the slightest homosexual.

11) Genetics are everything. This is especially true for black people.(no racist)

12) Steroids are everything. This is especially true if you're physique is extremely good.

13) Putting "natty" in your thread immediately validates you as a natural bodybuilder. Again, even if tests were to be done, this word over-rides science.

14) Pictures and gifs settle all arguments. They do what no words could ever do, and generally a picture is really worth a thousand words.

15) Anything that is not said within a sentence or two is too long and will not be read. Research suggests that at some point in the future all posts will be a mere 5 letters long.

16) All Miscers have a penis size of at least 8 inches, though this falls on the smaller end of the scale.

17) Repping is a two way street. Getting reps without ever giving is a no no. One should always give back reps to those who repped you. Otherwise, you are stingy and/or a *******. However, repping just to be repped back is extremely ******* behavior. Repping whilst quoting rule 17 is discouraged.

18) The likelihood of new members receiving negative reputation points simply for creating a new thread - however valid or interesting - is very high.

For example, a new member with 0 reputation points and few posts might create an entertaining or highly informative thread that generates several pages of constructive responses. However, if one were to later check the OP's reputation points, one would notice that she/he is now in the deep red.

Based on this phenomenon, we can extrapolate the following axioms:

1) It is highly advisable for new members to not create any new threads until they have firmly established positive reputation.

2) The above may be accomplished by "laying low," so to speak - remaining "under the radar" as it were - by minimizing inflammatory or nonsensical comments and restricting new posts to insightful or comedic observations.

3) None of this applies to threads containing pictures of 3/4's-naked women.

19) Posting that which has already been posted shall immediately place special emphasis on point #1. Further more, miscers are duty bound to call "Repost" and attempt to string together "R..", "E..", etc. until "REPOST" is spelled in consecutive posts. OP is subject to ridicule and negs until the thread is deleted or quietly falls to page five.

20) All new female accounts are to be regarded as fake. All posts by said female accounts are to met with responses such as "Get the **** back in the kitchen", "Who let you out of the kitchen", and "****, you better make me a sandwich". Validity of the new female accounts is not to be recognized by male misc members until said female heeds the commands of the required response "Spoon pic of tits or gfto" by all male miscers. The chance of females members folding to the demands of male miscers to post nudes can be regarded as a scientific constant at 100%, because all females are attention hungry **** shavers. Monetary gain courtesy of misc white knights for posting nudes is not unheard of, see Sam08 for reference material.

21) No matter how much of a good point a new Miscer makes when insulting and/or negging a poster; new Miscer will be outranked by older Miscer and negged. For example please see post #33 and the response in post #35.

22) Every so often some new Miscer gets really keen on the whole "Misc comradery" and starts a thread similar, but not limited to, the following:
- I really like the Misc, thanks guiz
- Let's start a Bro Code 4da Misc please contribute
- Misc I'm so glad I'm here

Some posters take it easy on such miscers; some neg into oblivion for being a "*******". Research suggests that (1) [above] plays out and the "neg train" phenomenon occurs.

23) Threads about or related to "The Misc sucks now"/ "Misc used to be so epic"/"Anyone with a join date of XX" are always created to draw attention to a members join date and are, in fact, not about the quality of the misc.

24)AVI Spam: Whenever a user has picture of a beta ******* (usually assumed troll) Users will copy their profile pic and spam the thread with it. In most cases the pic being spammed will have the users face included too. In most cases you will be scrolling the topic for a long time looking at the same pic over and over. and most likely people will call out the troll in the pic for being a beta *******.

25) It is deemed fundamental for any OP to post pictures of any and all females mentioned in the OP. Failure to do so will be met with demands and humorous responses as to why they are unable to see such pics, failure to deliver said pics by the second page will always result in negs and/or thread derailment. Most, if not all, threads with pictures must include the tagline 'pics'.

26) 350, also commonly expressed as "Tree Fiddy" is regarded the infallible amount pertaining to any question that can be answered numerically. For example:

Q: Misc how much do you bench? A: Tree Fiddy
Q: How much does Whey Cost? A: Tree Fiddy
Q: How much would 50cent and an Evergreen weigh together? Tree Fiddy (wait wut? word play *******)


27) People who make posts/threads on specific topics and have stats which are laugh worthy, will ALWAYS be posted, no matter what the subject is. Stats in this regard are important. Particularly when the respective Miscer is giving advice on working out and/or negging someone based on something to do with nutrition/bodybuilding/working out/etc. Posting stats is a trump card and wins all arguments; overriding gifs and jpgs. For example:

Miscer: STFU ******* squats don't do shiit
Miscer #2: Stats 6'2" 160lbs


28) Useful information pertaining to Clive: 18 inch biceps (or "cliveceps") are the universal standard benchmark for all biceps. Speculation exists in some academic circles about the nature of Clive's biceps as to whether or not even Ronnie Coleman himself would admire Clives biceps.

29) Any thread, no matter the content, will reach 4-5 pages if made by a well-known user or troll - Germanic, Zyzz, franchise16, Forge3 for example. In fact, an untested Hypothesis says that a thread created by Zyzz containing just the letter "I" will reach 5 pages within 4 minutes in the Misc. This is sometimes called the Z-Page phenomenon.

30) All Miscers are professional fighters in at least one discipline. UFC, Karate, Boxing are the usual favourites. Similarly, all Miscers are able to beat each other up in a fight. Some Miscers claim to be 8th degree black belt from the shaolin temple of Affliction.

31) Spoons must accompany pictures or authenticity is questionnable

Post can't be a novel - negged

[MichaelDuong]

loool haven't seen anybody this mad in a while

u mad op?

[PowersKenny]

Now I'm negging you, that means something

[NotANun21]

and again i had to redo my sig cause this hater will not stop changing my profile ..dude gtfo my ****.

★Dallas Texas Crew★
★Proud Saiyan crew★
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d-510 x 1
B-325 x 6
s-350 x 20
ohp-170 x 12.

my sig can be a novel...get bent iceman you old wrinkled *******! 😡🖕🏼

LMAO inb4 ban

[kingarnold187]

i finally get it...he had a bad day with his crossfit class.....it all makes sense..this ****go iceman does crossfit......id rather be red than be a cross fit ****go.

[mferrandi]

thank you brother.

You're welcome. And remember, karma is a real thing, the evil people do, always comes back to them, always, this is what they don't know, they think they can do evil and they'll be alright. Karma is as real as the law of gravity, jump up as high as you can, but you will be pulled down by gravity, you can't fight it. Karma is the same way, so don't worry he will get what he deserves. Another thing to consider, your signature says that you are extremely strong, maybe he is jealous of your strength??

[kingarnold187]

nice touch ice...i didnt add the wrinkled old ******* part but it does suit you nicely.

[kingarnold187]

You're welcome. And remember, karma is a real thing, the evil people do, always comes back to them, always, this is what they don't know, they think they can do evil and they'll be alright. Karma is as real as the law of gravity, jump up as high as you can, but you will be pulled down by gravity, you can't fight it. Karma is the same way, so don't worry he will get what he deserves. Another thing to consider, your signature says that you are extremely strong, maybe he is jealous of your strength??

well **** im not extremely strong but more so than him and all his crossfit buddies thats for sure.

[kingarnold187]

iceman1800...stop bullying/harassing me and stop changing my signature.

[MichaelDuong]

looooool

[Iceman1800]

[kingarnold187]

you are so kool iceman.

[kingarnold187]

whattup ice?? change my sig again so i can change it back...after all its all i have to live for.

[Iceman1800]

whattup ice?? change my sig again so i can change it back...after all its all i have to live for.

obviously since your bench sucks monkey balls...

[MaximumWave]

OP you seem upset, maybe it is time to log off before you piss off the mods even more with your crying.

[markduschane]

Stop whining op nice work iceman1800

[kingarnold187]

obviously since your bench sucks monkey balls...

just change my sig again ****go...cmon do it =)

[EmmaW4tson]

Did you just just about-face on the first page to another Miscer claiming you have an old join date?

What a fkin spastic comment.

[NotANun21]

just change my sig again ****go...cmon do it =)

Just wait a week and then drop his lifting stats slowly but surely

[MaximumWave]

obviously since your bench sucks monkey balls...

OP can't lift more than you just saying. Tire flips are the big business.

[kingarnold187]

i guess i get the alast laugh...told you id be green again....youre strong ice man but not strong enough...go munch on some phuck o's and get bent. =)

[jamalfudge]

Lol he's been doing that to me since the beginning of time!

Oh I remember the first time he decimated my sig like it was yesterday. During my time on the misc, I took great pride in my sig. I had been cultivating eagerly. I would add and takeaway from it. All in the hopes of attaining the "Perfect Sig".....and I was damn near close. Till that fateful day.

I log into my account and post in a thread. Not even a minute later I refresh the page to see the reply's......only to witness my sig VANDALISED. The once great sig had been reduced to "sig line can't be a novel".

I am not lying to you when i say I went through the seven stages of grief that week. I was fuming, absolutely livid. It still hurts me to this day!!!

I see you're still rolling with the MODded sig.

[TheJediBrah]

You may have had a legitimate complaint at first but you've ruined any chance at sympathy with your asinine posting in this thread m8

[kingarnold187]

fukin ass holes.

[VeganBrahh]

lmfao OP is fuming

[kingarnold187]

is that it??????? did yal give up already??? get bored???

[jamalfudge]

lmfao op is fuming

fluming