Final round interview @ Morgan Stanley - Going to act like an alpha sick kunt Chad

[WelshAutist]

Picture Harvey Specter in Suits. Natty me hasn't worked so far. So I am going to take a huge risk as a social experiment next Thursday


Cliffs:

- OP decides to give IB one last go after applying for their early bird programme for next intake

- OP currently happy in Consultancy job and has little stress in life but been invited for an interview with MS

- In past, OP has never been offered a full time IB job, only internships in IB, as well as CF and Audit

- OP thinks it may be because of beta nerdy personality. So has nothing to lose when putting on Chad confidence/attitude in a 1-to-1 with MD

- If OP gets job then pay rise, bigger company, move to Central London, get the job he's been trying for 3-4 years. If not, the dream was already given up on and life is very content ATM


Examples of things OP will do:

- Borrow dad's AMG Mercedes 2-seater sports SL63 and park in one of the top bankers spots to get respect/attention as he walks through doors (nothing creates a buzz more than your floor Mirin' you hard)

- When MD welcomes OP in and asks if he wants a glass of water, reply with "I'd prefer a Brandy, but I'll settle for water " and give MD a cheeky kent wink

- Spend the majority of the interview connecting with the MD over sports/travelling/freedom thought I.e. What would be the best country in the world to open up a beach bar? And dig into the deep economics of it from CAPEX to profitability

- At the end of the interview, Morgan Stanley always ask what is the biggest risk you've taken, most daring/brave thing you've ever done - something to that effect. My reply will be:

Helping to deliver a baby in Tanzania is probably number 3. Escaping a Grizzlie attack in Canada most likely number 2. But the most daring thing I will actually do is about to happen right now. I have a proposition for you. I will play either yourself, or anyone in your office, right here, right now, heads up in Texas Hold 'Em Poker. If I lose, I will sign a contract allowing you to blacklist me from all IBs in the world. If I win, I want a 15-year tenure job with a $10,000 signing on cheque on top of the existing package. Do we have a deal Mr MD?



What do you think about this idea Misc? More than likely I am not getting in natty. So I am literally thinking about IRL saying: Fake it until you make it!

[Howiester]

[Exiled93]

Living up to that username

[WelshAutist]

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Surely you should be the first person pushing me to go and do this... according to your sig!

[AtomicVeggie]

Cringed so hard

[JayLS1-327]

Wear your chicken head.

[5431]

op when he walks in the door: h-h-h-h-h-hell--o ho-o-o-o-o-o-w a-a-a-a-r-e y--y-y-y-y-y-you

[WelshAutist]

Cringed so hard

Remember Einstein's quote about Insanity?

You seriously want me to go in like every other interview I've been to and have them know in the first 40 seconds that it's not me they're picking for the job?

[PisseninMisc]

Helping to deliver a baby in Tanzania is probably number 3. Escaping a Grizzlie attack in Canada most likely number 2. But the most daring thing I will actually do is about to happen right now. I have a proposition for you. I will play either yourself, or anyone in your office, right here, right now, heads up in Texas Hold 'Em Poker. If I lose, I will sign a contract allowing you to blacklist me from all IBs in the world. If I win, I want a 15-year tenure job with a $10,000 signing on cheque on top of the existing package. Do we have a deal Mr MD?

What do you think about this idea Misc? More than likely I am not getting in natty. So I am literally thinking about IRL saying: Fake it until you make it!

[xeron]

this will happen

[RihanM]

[Miscipline]

Life isn't a TV show bro

[Fuqdatass]

God you are so amazingly full of chit you make Gmiscer look like an amateur

[weddingsoup]

such are the dreams of timothy

[outfoxxed]

how about your play your MD in texas holdem and whoever loses makes a donation to autismspeaks for you

[WestAfrica]

Mfw I accidently go into a Welsh thread

[WelshAutist]

Life isn't a TV show bro

It is for Chad...

[StillHustlin313]

You probably aren't going to get the job . I wouldn't even go if I was you. If you're really welsh and an autistic you definitely won't get the job

[BigAlBrah]

Good luck but welsh u dont impress ppl by flashing cars and parking in someones spot

[TommyRO]

God you are so amazingly full of chit you make Gmiscer look like an amateur

this guy, burtle and gmiscer all competing for worst miscer of the year

[Ashton117]

You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?

[Boba155]

You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?

I think it's more that they just want Chad

[Ashton117]

I think it's more that they just want Chad

Cheesy jokes won't make him look confident. It will probably backfire horribly and he'll look more nervous, insecure and self conscious

[Boba155]

Cheesy jokes won't make him look confident. It will probably backfire horribly and he'll look more nervous, insecure and self conscious

That's the point though, I'm pretty sure they won't care what he answers. He could answer perfectly - 4.0, Ivy League, launched a fund his junior year, interned at a target firm. Won't matter, they're looking for Chad.

[WelshAutist]

I think it's more that they just want Chad

Number 1 doesn't normally challenge number 2

[Boba155]

Number 1 doesn't normally challenge number 2

I think the real test is how the MD asks you to go out for drinks with him after the interview.

He's watching to see if women approach you at the bar. If they do, you're Chad and he'll hire you. If not...

[WelshAutist]

You ever think...idk...they want to hire someone that will be a high performer instead of someone that just makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and is annoying as hell?

I have the performance background. And academics. Otherwise I wouldn't have got the internships.

I don't get offered the permanent role at the end of the internships...

[FAPhaggot]

OP is definitely one of the bottom 5 posters on the misc.

In my mind, the rankings go:

1. Deadliftbrah
2. Deadliftbrah
3. Deadliftbrah
4. GMiscer
5. WelshAutist

[DatPass]

ITT: OP makes up another job.

[sklau96]

In for update.