I like stalking dudes when they're pooping in public restrooms

[Trapstar4.4]

I used to be but as I got older I stopped giving a sht.

Now I almost chuckle when I let out a good fart next to another dude.
Esecially one of those farts that affect the water like a helicopter over a lake

[Trapstar4.4]

Actually The only thing that freaks me out is there is a dude in the office who has explosive shts. His calling card is a splash of sht placed high on the back wall of the toilet. I don't know how he does it. It's like is anus located at the top of for buttcrack

[Twerk4it]

Im just utterly surprised by the amount of people that have stomach problems. My poops are quiet and classy while the other stalls sound like fuking chainsaws at a lumber jack competition.

Woah this is real life. Some guys sound like they're in some real pain, some guys sound like they've got a cork stuck in their bums they gotta squeeze out.

[krawZe]

Esecially one of those farts that affect the water like a helicopter over a lake

[Rexcalibr]

Fukking Christ, this. I've never heard so many unnatural fukking sounds coming out of anuses. Like how chitty can the average guys diet be?

That's another reason why I hate public restrooms with multiple stalls. I don't want to hear some disgusting guy taking a nasty, diarrhea dump. If a private restroom isn't available, I only use stalls if I absolutely have to chit.

[Rexcalibr]

I used to be but as I got older I stopped giving a sht.

Now I almost chuckle when I let out a good fart next to another dude.
Esecially one of those farts that affect the water like a helicopter over a lake

You're one of those guys who things having disgusting farts in the presence of other guys is absolutely hilarious, aren't you? Never understood why some guys think farting should be a spectacle.

[Twerk4it]

I have some horror stories:

One time I forgot to lock the stall, and mid dump I saw someone sloooowly pushing it open like he had an idea someone might be inside. It was horrifying I just made a wimper and he closed it, thankfully.

Another time the fire alarm came on RIGHT AS I FLUSHED to finish, if I had waited seconds longer I would've been that unlucky guy stuck in the toilet while the building is being evacuated in a fire drill.

And the worst of was when I chit in the private BR, that didn't have a lock on the door! The anxiety I had of someone barging in made me go even faster, I seriously contemplating doing it in the dark just because I couldn't bare the shame of someone walking in on me in weakest moment.

[XPmpnII]

don't mind chitting in public if I absolutely have to... used to hate it and I still kinda do to an extent, but it depends on what kind of bathroom you've gotta use while you're in public.

The fuking WORST is going into a bathroom with literally ONE ****ING STALL... and on top of that, stalls that have gaps big enough to where people can fuking peek in... like WTF kind of bullchit is that? Who decided to design a stall and leave gaps to where people can peek in?

I just don't understand what kind of idiot thought that would be a fine idea

[fawkingjoocy]

I used to be but as I got older I stopped giving a sht.

Now I almost chuckle when I let out a good fart next to another dude.
Esecially one of those farts that affect the water like a helicopter over a lake

This. No shame here, I was pissing in a urinal and let out the biggest rip while a guy was in the stall. He laughed, I laughed.

[AlbinoScience]

don't mind chitting in public if I absolutely have to... used to hate it and I still kinda do to an extent, but it depends on what kind of bathroom you've gotta use while you're in public.

The fuking WORST is going into a bathroom with literally ONE ****ING STALL... and on top of that, stalls that have gaps big enough to where people can fuking peek in... like WTF kind of bullchit is that? Who decided to design a stall and leave gaps to where people can peek in?

I just don't understand what kind of idiot thought that would be a fine idea

Yeah why the f*ck do some stall doors have like a 1-2 inch gap? I've had people first TRY to open the closed stall door and just as I say "occupied" I can see their f*cking eye peeking in.

I am also disgusted by the sounds of other people sh*tting. The average person makes some of the most disgusting sounds when sh*tting. It is usually greasy splattering and sputtering for 15+ minutes or very low grunts as they try to force a can out of their ass for like an hour. Nothing can ruin the peaceful serenity that comes with sh*tting by yourself only to be interrupted by someone else moaning and groaning as they splatter all over the place.

[Sinix]

lol @ chitting in a public restroom. Do you know what kind of diseases are on your average public toilet?

[Twerk4it]

lol @ chitting in a public restroom. Do you know what kind of diseases are on your average public toilet?

Poseidons kiss is a scary experience on public toilets.

[nekkidbear]

I don't like pooping at other people's places, especially new gf's or something like that and there are people around. Like when the bathroom is very near the livingroom or kitchen. Get all sorts of anxiety over it.

[vulgoo]

LOL @ *******s who poop in public toilets

[Twerk4it]

LOL @ *******s who poop in public toilets

You want us to believe you've never had to use a public toilet?

[PowerD]

I'm not shy but why can't they have some music or something in those dead silent bathrooms?

[IfeHearted]

I pooped in my first public toilet a few months ago, and my second last month. So I'm up to two in my life. Hopefully I never have to do it again.

[BobJones02]

Flush everytime poop leaves my butthole crew.

YES! Only one of my friends that does this. On that bulking time so each load that drops is huge, would likely clog if I didnt flush each time. Plus it lessens the smell.

[Fuqdatass]

I don't like pooping at other people's places, especially new gf's or something like that and there are people around. Like when the bathroom is very near the livingroom or kitchen. Get all sorts of anxiety over it.

Feels. Or if the bathroom doesn't have a fan? Like WTF you savages.

[Twerk4it]

I'm not shy but why can't they have some music or something in those dead silent bathrooms?

I was wondering the same thing. Like why would anyone want to hear a bunch of nasty men take a crap? They should have loud fans or something like that.

[VTheKing]

I'm OK with ****ting at work or at someone's house. nothxjeff to a mall or restaurant bathroom though

[BobJones02]

I'm OK with ****ting at work or at someone's house. nothxjeff to a mall or restaurant bathroom though

take necessary precautions to avoid a disaster.

[anonkunbrah]

i thought public restrooms were just for gay hookups?

[94SupraTT]

This thread is fukking hilarious.

I always go no wipe crew when using public restrooms since they don't use Scotts Tissue. My bunghole deserves only the best.

[RexTheMiniBull]

No bro I destroy any toilet if I have to Go. Running cess country in high school got me used to using public restrooms. Running 10miles having take a **** no thanks jeff

[MiscterOlympia]

I'm a maestro on the toilet. Also, whenever I see someone on the ****ter I always try to spend as much time drying my hands

[VTheKing]

take necessary precautions to avoid a disaster.

rip malodrax

[Bulkytheboot]

pretty weird you thought about this and took the time to investigate.

[Desi_guy]

I dont even remember the last time i actually pooped at home. I work night shifts and move site to site. Most of my sites are commercial buildings, offices, and clinics. Taking a dumb at 3 in the morning inside one of those buildings is the best feeling ever. 100% srs.

[Vhagar]

OP returns to bathroom to confirm his hunch that someone is pooping.

Thinks other people are weird.

Fkn lol