I like stalking dudes when they're pooping in public restrooms

[Twerk4it]

So I'm washing my hands/face in the work restroom alone and some guy walks in and looks uncomfortable,

he then pretends to wash his hands but I'm thinking he's just waiting till I leave to go into a stall and poop, I don't want the poor guy to suffer so I leave early............but I go right back in to see if my hunch was correct and of course I was right, he was just waiting till I left to go into the stall and take his morning deuce.

Weird to me considering most guys just dgaf about anyone knowing they poop and will blow up a stall without remorse. Any of you like this?

[Critter5592]

I remember in 7th grade, some kid tried talking **** because I took a **** in the bathroom before lunch. I bitched him out and he ended up apologizing. I was the only kid in my class that had a mustache coming in at that time also. He was scared of my test levels.


I know cool story

[Prose]

I'm one of those guys . If someone comes in well I'm pooping I'll put my shirt over my head and hold my hands over my head ears

[dari0]

I didn't know people could go without pooping?

[TheBodfather94]

The only awkward bit is the initial shart but after that it's all good mane

[SuperHercules]

I'm like that. I only use public restrooms to poop when it's down to that or chit my pants

Same

Only in emergencies

[Twerk4it]

I'm one of those guys . If someone comes in well I'm pooping I'll put my shirt over my head and hold my hands over my head ears

Same

Only in emergencies

out of disgust or the lack of privacy?

[Drufeus]

I'm pee shy. Can poop anywhere though

[Chump1987]

never pooped in a public restroom. Would rather chit myself.

[DoctorKazama]

Chit and jack off in public restrooms crew.

[midcoastking33]

there's a disorder/syndrome/whatever of kids that intentionally hold in their chits

[Twerk4it]

Privacy for me. I can't handle knowing dudes are right there, seeing the feet, the silence.

No problem peeing but dropping a deuce turns me into a different man.

Understandable. So when you must go are you the guy who drapes toilet piper over the gaps in the stalls too?

[SuperHercules]

out of disgust or the lack of privacy?

I just think it's a bit disgusting, especially if it's a place where you go frequently

[TimboSlice36]

Can be awkward pooping next to another person in the stall and hearing the plopping noises but a well timed forceful fart usually makes everything less weird for me.

[1cav]

Flush everytime poop leaves my butthole crew.

[JaymzJ]

Chithread/10 No offense OP

[Seatard]

OP returns to bathroom to confirm his hunch that someone is pooping.

Thinks other people are weird.

[Twerk4it]

I remember in 7th grade, some kid tried talking **** because I took a **** in the bathroom before lunch. I bitched him out and he ended up apologizing. I was the only kid in my class that had a mustache coming in at that time also. He was scared of my test levels.


I know cool story

I do remember it being a big deal if someone pooped in school lol. Guess some people suffered traumatic effects from being exposed as the kid who pooped.

[Leon09]

I used to be like this until I decided to stop being a little bitch

Except when I was in jail for four days. 10-12 dudes in a cell and a toilet in the corner. I didn't chit the whole time. When I got home tho oh lawdy have mercy

[Nicklol]

op likes to sit and watch people go to the potty

[metallicide]

Im just utterly surprised by the amount of people that have stomach problems. My poops are quiet and classy while the other stalls sound like fuking chainsaws at a lumber jack competition.

[jedskeez]

Guys who worry aren't guys lol.

[Ml16121]

Prefer not to have dudes looking at my feet or listening to my groans when my angus is getting stretched out.

[Rexcalibr]

I hate taking a chit in a stall when there are other people coming in and out of the restroom. Prefer to use a private restroom but when I really gotta go, I gotta go. It sucks going into a restroom and having to smell other guys chit. Disgusting. I don't mind the smell of my own chit but I don't wanna smell anyone else's.

[krawZe]

thats why i just wear diapers

i go where ever i feel comfortable and out of location. no one cares about that guy squatting down behind the patio furniture in aisle 9 or trying on a shirt for 5 mins.

[AceRok]

I think it's office place bathroom etiquette OP.

If I walk into workplace bathroom and see another person is taking a deuce and I need to drop a deuce, I just wait or go to the other bathroom down the hall.

If I just have to piss, I make it quick and gtfo and let the man chit in peace.

I don't think it's about shyness or privacy, I think people just want a peaceful chit.

[metallicide]

I hate taking a chit in a stall when there are other people coming in and out of the restroom. Prefer to use a private restroom but when I really gotta go, I gotta go. It sucks going into a restroom and having to smell other guys chit. Disgusting. I don't mind the smell of my own chit but I don't wanna smell anyone else's.

See I prefer public.. Im always worried the little single bathroom door isnt gonna lock or something and a hot intern gonna walk in.. Atleast in the public mens room its 10 guys dropping A-Bombs into trucker grade toilets.

[A-GAME]

I'm not shy, I just don't want hepatitis.

[BearyManilowe]

Im just utterly surprised by the amount of people that have stomach problems. My poops are quiet and classy while the other stalls sound like fuking chainsaws at a lumber jack competition.

Fukking Christ, this. I've never heard so many unnatural fukking sounds coming out of anuses. Like how chitty can the average guys diet be?

[lagoon88]

why care the women don't care their washrooms are so busy