Firstly I just want to say that this is a motivational thread for FA brah's to share their stories on making it with women; not a brag thread. I wish to hear other stories about former FA's becoming aesthetic chad slayers and I will rep these!
Cliffs of this evening:
- OP tutors a 19 year old Engineering freshman (female)
- Girl's dad is friend of OP's dad so OP doing her a family favour as he has graduated
- OP and girl take break to get food; OP offers to cook her something
- Dad working in London; mum on holiday so girl offers to help cook
- Girl walks into OP's kitchen and drops jaw because of aesthetic Samsung washing machine
- Girl can't stop complimenting it and keeps stroking the inside of the Diamond Drum
- OP makes girl a grilled cheese sandwich while she 'mires CEO washing machine
- Before OP can offer her plate of food - girl sticks tongue down OP's throat
- OP and girl make out for about 5 mins before OP decides to pick her up and snog her on washing machine
- Girl IRL hnnnngggggggg's and says with a cheeky smile "I didn't know you had this naughty side"
- Girl eats grilled cheese, packs up bags and invites OP to a house party with her 19 year old college freshman friends on Friday night
Fuarkkkkk brahs, I might actually make it despite being a massive FA! I literally work 7 days a week (5 + 2 overtime), live in mum's basement and save about 85% of post-tax salary due to having no friends/social life. It's been a very long time since a girl has kissed me sober, and now that i've been invited to a youthful glow party, I am hoping I can go from incel to Chad
Because of closeness to family relationship, I can't post pics of this particular girl, but I will post (ninja) pics of the college freshman girls at the house party on Friday night! My dad is coming back from London on Thursday night as that's when his annual leave starts and he's going Barbados on a cruise for a couple weeks so I will take his Mercedes SL63 AMG to the party and drive around some girls with the roof down (tonnes of spoon pics will be provided of car).
Pics I can provide for now:
Not mine but a video of the GOAT aesthetic washing machine interior:
I am expecting some skepticism r.e: dad's SL63 AMG so I will post a screenshot of my bank balance. If I can save ~£70K ($90,000) at age 25 from IB & Big4 internships and working for 18 months - what makes you think my dad who has been a real estate & yacht broker in London for over 30 years can't afford an SL63 AMG? Like I said, I will happily be mod-negged into the red if I don't provide spoon pics on Friday when dad is back
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07-03-2017, 02:02 PM #1
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Pulled a girl for the 1st time in 15 months 'coz of Washing Machine aesthetics (srs)
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07-03-2017, 02:19 PM #9
Goddammit did you just post a pic of your moms washing machine instead of the girl you banged on top of it?
For every man, there is a sentence, a string of words, that has the power to destroy him
"The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must" -Thucydides
Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
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07-03-2017, 02:24 PM #17
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snog
British - informal
verb
verb: snog; 3rd person present: snogs; past tense: snogged; past participle: snogged; gerund or present participle: snogging
1.
kiss and cuddle amorously.
"the pair were snogging on the sofa"
noun
noun: snog; plural noun: snogs
1.
a long kiss or a period of amorous kissing and cuddling.
"he gave her a proper snog, not just a peck"
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07-03-2017, 02:29 PM #22
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When I was buying for the home, I sorted washing machines by previous customer rating and this was top (srs)
It comes with a 5 year parts & labour guarantee directly with Samsung IF needed. Other machines required you to take out an after-sales care scheme.
Given the reputation and volume that it sells in, I doubt sourcing parts will be difficult. If it runs the full 5 years, then I will happily take that. Anything on top of that is a bonus, but it's nice to know Samsung cover P&L (including mishap) for those 5 years
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07-03-2017, 02:37 PM #24
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How does one actually turn a college freshman party into an R Kelly video without singer/NBA reputation?
As an FA, I have had many dreams of going to youthful glow house parties and DJ'ing, spraying champagne over plain white t-shirts, pouring straight Ciroc down the throats of willing sloots, break-dancing in the middle of the living room and then finishing with a 3 or more some.
But how does one achieve that? (Srs)
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07-03-2017, 02:44 PM #27
Jesus ****ing Christ you cannot be real.
How about I come down with you and we do this together? You strike me as an even more autistic/uglier version of will from the inbetweenersMods change sig crew
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07-03-2017, 02:45 PM #28
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07-03-2017, 02:45 PM #29
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If my life ever comes to the point of bragging about my parent's washing machine and car... I want you to shoot me
If I laugh, I rep
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07-03-2017, 02:48 PM #30
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