When was America ever great?

[xXxHussarxXx]

Make America Great Again. When was it ever great? The time when my wife's boyfriend had to sit in the back of the bus, the time he couldn't vote, or the time he was enslaved? America was made great for the first time in 2008 but we messed it up 8 years later. The only time America was ever great was from 2008 to 2016, FACT. I never apologized to my wife's boyfriend because I thought that racism, sexism and xenophobia was in the past but nowadays I apologize to him every single day for what we did to this country. Please tell me how I can go to sleep every night knowing that my wife's boyfriend's rights might be taken away, or my wife might lose her rights as a woman to have a polyamorous relationship. My wife's boyfriend is one of the most caring and lovable people on earth, way better than all the right wingers who voted for Drumpf. He does eat all our chicken though. I got home today and saw that there was no chicken so I got really angry. I'm really embarrassed every time I talk to my friends from Europe and tell them how ashamed we are because of our groper in chief. My friends in Germany and France laugh at my British friends and I all the time because we our countries aren't as progressive as theirs. If Elizabeth Warren runs and wins in 2020, America will be great again after being great for the first time in 2008.

[BrocepCurls]

This was the last time america was great

[Redfish225]

Nice attempt *******.

[Jasonw1178]

Your wife's BF being black is so 2012. It's 2017, hook her up with a Syrian Refugee. That's what I did but my wife is pissed because she caught him with the neighbor's goat.

[rocketfish]

anyone who is anybody knows




america is great already because its america is good

[TheRealCartman]

"wife's boyfriend" - stopped reading at that.

[Clives_Bicep]

"wife's boyfriend" - stopped reading at that.

I stopped reading at "xXxHussarxXx"

[MojoTheMonkey]

I lol'ed.

Worthy of Jonathan Swift OP.

[BFast55]

If you are a cynic like OP, then nothing was ever great ever. However I think people are smart enough to differentiate some injustices of the past from overall good caused.

[5x10]

You don't just win back to back world wars and not be great

[TimDF]

The time when my wife's boyfriend

U fukin wut m8?

[ZantaKlaus]

Make America Whole Again

[xXxHussarxXx]

"wife's boyfriend" - stopped reading at that.

I stopped after "Kitchener, Ont, Canada"

[wesleysh21]

I'm with you OP. I don't know how you are going to explain the world to your wife and her boyfriend's bi-racial children.

[linkherooftime]

What is the word to refer to someone that cucks you?

[XterraRob]

The time America stopped the rest of the world from being forced to learn German/Japanese.

[brighamw]

U fukin wut m8?

Reported for sexism!

#imwithher

[jamalfudge]

Before the federal reserve.

[KingoftheFranks]

Before the federal reserve.

based Jamal.

[PickleBrah]

I never apologized to my wife's boyfriend

Ok, I thought you were serious at first, but now I think this is roll bread. Just in case it isn't though... There have been around five events (IMO) that have had a significantly negative impact on the state of our society (America), I'll list the five largest events that I believe have negatively effected it the most.

> Federal Reserve
> Jumping off the Gold Standard
> 1965 Immigration Act
> Worrying about Germany during WW2 when we should've been worried about Russia
> Supporting Israel

[SmithMachineGuy]

1983

[BFast55]

America was always great. Evidence:

Remember when George "wooden-teeth-long-schlong" Washington dunked all over Kim Jong Un whilst honest Abe boxed out Joseph Stalin?




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