GFs Dad wants her to break up with me

[velvetmudhole]

One of the best stories I've ever read

[ggMoe]

- Can't handle alcohol well
- Wants to reconcile by going out for beer


Are you fkn serious??? You seem to have learned nothing from this. Everybody is right ITT for calling you an idiot. I hope for your sake that this is a troll thead

[ognami]

you're a phucking idiot and deserve to get punched in the face boyo

how the phuck do you pull some dumb chit like that at your GF's place ffs

[TheLawDawg]

It's all good OP, girls like bad boys who take a piss wherever they want. Just do a 360, hop onto your motorcycle, and ride off into the sunset. Her dad will be begging you to take him back in no time <3

[kyle1922]

Ay bud round here we piss on fires when the partys about dead to put the bonfire out. Was that what was going on, cause it would be fine then, otherwise not smart bro

[mdiggitydawg]

Please tell me you're trolling.

If not, neg away *******. This isn't a mistake, this is pure stupidity of the highest order. You pissed on a bonfire in front of guests/family of your girlfriend. YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD. 25. YEARS. OLD. There is no excuse for that. You are scum. Plain and simple. The dad is right, he should knock you out and piss all over you bro. And by bro I mean never my bro. *******.

Calm your tits. You have issues

[hardestgainer]

I'm still with my GF but I'm worried. I don't know what will happen. Surely he can't stay mad for ever? I'm thinking about letting some time pass and then ask him to grab a beer for a formal apology.

This has to be a roll bread lol surely no one is this stupid.

You got so chitfaced you blacked out and whipped your dink out in front of you GFs family and their friends. Trying to apologize over a beer is flat out retarded lol, you should be in AA or at the very least never touch alcohol again since you cant stop once you start.

[Singularity7]

Are there any fukn pics or what?

[SirFapsAIot]

I think this is a roll bread, but if not, I would have beat your ass at the BBQ and I'm not even her dad.

[Aussie939291]

I wouldn't want you around my daughter either you f*cking degenerate. Your GFs Dad is right

[nail clipper]

Roll bread

[papi89]

I've done this a bunch of times lol are there seriously no other alcoholics in the misc?

I'm a little concerned just reading the comments (for me and OP). Luckily though, I've been able to control my drinking and it's been well over 2 years since I blacked out at a "family setting".

You're gonna make it OP

[Sergis]

strong mad in here

seems a lot of miscers have had their bonfires pissed in

[baroni01]

Feels like a roll bread but if it isn't what op did was ****ed up, and should seek help...

but at the same time some anti op responses seem pretty ****ing deranged too

[EmmaW4tson]

Ay bud round here we piss on fires when the partys about dead to put the bonfire out. Was that what was going on, cause it would be fine then, otherwise not smart bro

So grown men whip out their dicks as a group, in a circle, to put out a fire and no homo was seen that day?

[deadliftbrah19]

Please go to an AA meeting OP.

It doesn't sound like you are in a state to even have a girlfriend. Most AA sponsors say no relationship for at least 6 months.

Or is this not your rock bottom? Do you need to be on a bender living on the streets before you do something to overcome your problem with alcohol?

[aPMWolfpack]

**** him in the ass to show him he is a lil bitch, but srs maybe go in person to apologize and work hard to make it up to them and your girlfriend.

[TheScapeGOAT]

- Can't handle alcohol well
- Wants to reconcile by going out for beer


Are you fkn serious??? You seem to have learned nothing from this. Everybody is right ITT for calling you an idiot. I hope for your sake that this is a troll thead

Her dad is a craft beer aficionado. I figured doing something he enjoyed would be a bonus. I like beer too so why not.

[TheScapeGOAT]

I've done this a bunch of times lol are there seriously no other alcoholics in the misc?

I'm a little concerned just reading the comments (for me and OP). Luckily though, I've been able to control my drinking and it's been well over 2 years since I blacked out at a "family setting".

You're gonna make it OP

Thanks man srs. Glad not everyone here is such a black and white hard kunt.

[Bandingo]

I have done similar chit, just give it time. You were just having a good time and had a couple too many.

[TheScapeGOAT]

I have done similar chit, just give it time. You were just having a good time and had a couple too many.

That's what I'm saying. But people like US_Ranger think I've orchestrated the second Holocaust.

[AlbinoScience]

This is a clearly a troll thread. I will admit the story was pretty fun. Good job OP

[BertCurls]

Get yourself some help, OP.
http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-local-aa

[Drayton13xpb]

I like your plan... invite him out for a drink in a few weeks then piss on him to show who the real daddy is

[TheRejuvenated]

obvious troll thread, no one could be as stupid as OP! women like OPs girlfriend though... to not only be with a guy like that but then stick with him after this... just lol

[Bandingo]

That's what I'm saying. But people like US_Ranger think I've orchestrated the second Holocaust.

I can guarentee that half these mfers chiting on you have gotten toilet hugging drunk, and done worse that this.

[ItsOverBoyos]

getting blackout drunk at your gf's family's bbq

jesus christ this has got to be a troll thread lol

[MyBaddBrah]

negs on recharge

[TheScapeGOAT]

negs on recharge

Will also neg you on r/c

[300BLK]

I know people who do stupid chit like this when they're with their friends, but when you're with family, even when drunk, you just know in the back of your head you have to tone it down and behave yourself so you don't end up doing cringy chit like this.

Get it together dude, don't end up like Meet The Parents.