Sloth Thread Part XIII: Looks get you matches, game gets you smashes

[BRBMakingMoney]

4-6.5 range

Are you using PSL ratings? Or were they legit 4/10 girls? As in under average, with a 5/10 being a plain jane.

I'm curious, do you kiss them? I can't physically bring myself to kiss girls under 6/10.

I only hooked up with two girls this year that were under a 6. Both of them were instant pulls to a hotel room I was already in because I'd just finished having sex with other girls and they left relatively early in the night. So it was a case of, what the hell, why not. But in both cases I didn't really enjoy it, and I refused to kiss either of them. Just quickies and then sent them on their way, I actually felt physically ill in both cases tbh.

As for my number this year, I can't remember exactly what it was because of all the pros. It was definitely 50+, but it was only 22 non-pro girls that I can remember most were 7-8, possibly one or two 9's in there depending on your taste and how harshly you rate. I see them for a few months too if I can as opposed to ONS, one of them is a long term FB of over a year. I might post pics of some of them soon.

So it was an ok year on the girl front considering I was a little pre-occupied this year with the birth of my daughter (to my wife, not to some random Tinder/Instagram girl lol).

EDIT: Oh I remembered 2 more, and forgot my wife as well (lol)... so 25. I'm sure I'm still forgetting some though.

[Slyrz]

Are you using PSL ratings? Or were they legit 4/10 girls? As in under average, with a 5/10 being a plain jane.

I'm curious, do you kiss them? I can't physically bring myself to kiss girls under 6/10.

I only hooked up with two girls this year that were under a 6. Both of them were instant pulls to a hotel room I was already in because I'd just finished having sex with other girls and they left relatively early in the night. So it was a case of, what the hell, why not. But in both cases I didn't really enjoy it, and I refused to kiss either of them. Just quickies and then sent them on their way, I actually felt physically ill in both cases tbh.

As for my number this year, I can't remember exactly what it was because of all the pros. It was definitely 50+, but it was only 22 non-pro girls that I can remember most were 7-8, possibly one or two 9's in there depending on your taste and how harshly you rate. I see them for a few months too if I can as opposed to ONS, one of them is a long term FB of over a year. I might post pics of some of them soon.

So it was an ok year on the girl front considering I was a little pre-occupied this year with the birth of my daughter (to my wife, not to some random Tinder/Instagram girl lol).

EDIT: Oh I remembered 2 more, and forgot my wife as well (lol)... so 25. I'm sure I'm still forgetting some though.

Pro's being escorts or sugar daddy/sugar baby scenarios and you're just calling them pros?

[HomerJThompson]

Having a decent profile makes a world of difference

7k matches over how long? Did you put up pics taken by a pro?

[tf19]

well doubt i will get any more lays this year, after a nearly 3 week dry spell. finishing tally for 2018 was 41, including a false accusation in January from a two-faced nutter staying at a sober living (steer clear, boys) - a ninja i took was likely what saved me, but not before coughing up $5 grand, going through sleepless night after sleepless night, and handing over my DNA, which i've yet to hear back on the results, some 7+ months later, something my lawyer couldn't believe and said is rather unheard of (no news is good news). all the best in 2019.

(that's right, the 4th lay of the year was a false accusation, and i still went on to sleep with 37 more girls, thereafter, with that looming over me, the entire time. pretty dumb of me, looking back at it, on how it would have only taken one more to lie, to really have done me in. suffice to say, none of those had a past alcohol problem/sober living history/abusive ex - okay maybe one had an alcohol problem, which i ended up getting her consent on audio , 'my name is___ and we are about to fk', before going at it)

Solid numbers. I did 19 girls for the year which is decent for most guys. 21 girls the year before. My goal is 30 girls in 2019. Made a few mistakes so I can def hit 30 girls for this new year.

Remember bros - January is probably the busiest time of year for dating apps so get swiping.

[BRBMakingMoney]

Pro's being escorts or sugar daddy/sugar baby scenarios and you're just calling them pros?

Pros as in escorts/brothel workers that were p4p (all totally legal, well regulated and above board here).

The girls in my 25 count were all unpaid, with the exception of two that were an SD/SB thing. I was ok with giving them a small amount because they could host and it worked out the same as what I'd be paying for a hotel... I actually remembered another one. So 26, I'm pretty sure that's all of them.

Alot of the girls had SD/SB things going on with other guys, and I'm sure at least one or two of them were probably pros, but I wasn't seeing them in a professional capacity. One of them was a stripper for example and I'd bet she was doing p4p, alot of the others were on sugar dating sites but many of them were also on Tinder, Instagram etc.

The pain in the ass thing about the year was that I couldn't keep a girl around longer than a few months (with the exception of my existing long term FB), I would have preferred the number be way lower. I'd be happy with 3 or 4 in a year if they were 8+'s, reliable, consistent and kept seeing me for the entire year and could preferably host. Tough to find though, at least the fact that they kept ghosting/dropping me was counter balanced by the fact that most of them were very hot.

[ballieveryday]

Have any of you been in a three way? I'm debating or not to give it a go or not. This has been my second offer over the past couple of years.

[HomerJThompson]

Have any of you been in a three way? I'm debating or not to give it a go or not. This has been my second offer over the past couple of years.

Whats the issue, if you are with a serious girlfriend dont, but if new girls go for it. Mantis is expert at it

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...3732601&page=1

[ballieveryday]

Whats the issue, if you are with a serious girlfriend dont, but if new girls go for it. Mantis is expert at it

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...3732601&page=1

it will be with a girl and another dude. I don't know if I want to do it or not. If it was with two girls then I'm all for it.

[liftyousay]

Are you using PSL ratings? Or were they legit 4/10 girls? As in under average, with a 5/10 being a plain jane.

I'm curious, do you kiss them? I can't physically bring myself to kiss girls under 6/10.

I only hooked up with two girls this year that were under a 6. Both of them were instant pulls to a hotel room I was already in because I'd just finished having sex with other girls and they left relatively early in the night. So it was a case of, what the hell, why not. But in both cases I didn't really enjoy it, and I refused to kiss either of them. Just quickies and then sent them on their way, I actually felt physically ill in both cases tbh.

As for my number this year, I can't remember exactly what it was because of all the pros. It was definitely 50+, but it was only 22 non-pro girls that I can remember most were 7-8, possibly one or two 9's in there depending on your taste and how harshly you rate. I see them for a few months too if I can as opposed to ONS, one of them is a long term FB of over a year. I might post pics of some of them soon.

So it was an ok year on the girl front considering I was a little pre-occupied this year with the birth of my daughter (to my wife, not to some random Tinder/Instagram girl lol).

EDIT: Oh I remembered 2 more, and forgot my wife as well (lol)... so 25. I'm sure I'm still forgetting some though.

as in they were meh in the face, but slim. or cute face, but chub/curvy type. yes, i kissed them all, otherwise kind of awk initiating sex any other way, imo. just close your eyes (?)

Have any of you been in a three way? I'm debating or not to give it a go or not. This has been my second offer over the past couple of years.

no, been somewhat close. it basically takes one girl who likes you lots, who is the adventurous type, to recruit the other girl. i have f'd a guys gf while he was on the couch wanking it, though - i think they were just fwb's. she reached out, her solo, wanting a piece of me alone, the month after. then they both reached out, saying how chill it was, not too long ago, wanting me to come do it again. have declined both times. three ways , generally, are not a smart idea, nowadays, unless youre doing the recruiting with someone you know well. if youre a stranger, like what i did/the situation i walked into, it can be a trap and there is basically already a witness there that can lie and say you did so and so. unlikely to happen, but with what i went through in '18, i've become a lot more paranoid at thinking things a lot farther out, that i cannot afford to increase my chances at brushing up with the law again. i essentially already have a dibbit to my name , for something i did not even do, that can be looked back upon, at any time. also, just fyi, i never tell any girl i'm seeing about it, as it gives them ammunition, if things were to head south, not to mention scare them off, since women take the side of other women, just about always.

[BRBMakingMoney]

Have any of you been in a three way?

Yeah two girls, one was a girl I'd been seeing for a few months, the other was a girl I'd hooked up with once before. I asked them both separately if they were interested and they both said yes, so I introduced them one night and took them both out. The girl I'd been seeing for a while was probably more just doing it to please me, the other girl was doing it for the fun of it.

All in all it was a good night. I was throwing money around so we went to a nightclub and I got them both as many drinks as they wanted. The girl I'd been seeing was a stripper and one of the best pole dancers in Australia and the nightclub had poles, so she put on a show for the entire club, when she started her routine the entire club stopped and rushed to the stage the poles were on to record her on their phones. She was getting jealous of me and the other girl who was a topless waitress (I was purposely running a jealousy plot line anyway to game them and get them amped up) so she turned it up to 11, and wanted to show off for me as much as possible, kind of a 'look how many guys want me' sort of thing.

I was making out with the other girl while she was 'performing' and at one point she jumped off the stage into my arms and started making out with me too. So we were in the club dancing and I was making out with both of these hot girls, alternating between the two, then they were making out with each other etc. and the entire club is watching wondering wtf is going on.

Eventually I take them back to the hotel, but not without stopping at at a convenience store first to load up on condoms and lube with both of them in tow and us all loudly discussing how many condoms we needed and what positions I'm going to phuck them in etc. The guy at the counter had clearly never seen anything like it.

All in all the actual threesome was the least fun part of the night though. The girl I'd been seeing for a while was clearly jealous and wanted me to herself, so the two of them were essentially competing in bed. Perhaps it would have been better with a different dynamic, but to me it was more of a novelty thing as opposed to great sex. I'd definitely recommend doing it at least once though, just to tick it off the bucket list.

it will be with a girl and another dude. I don't know if I want to do it or not. If it was with two girls then I'm all for it.

Oh, LOL

yes, i kissed them all, otherwise kind of awk initiating sex any other way, imo. just close your eyes (?)

Gross. I can kiss a hot pro, but I can't bring myself to kiss an ugly/plain chick. Go figure.

[ballieveryday]

Oh, LOL

That's what my response was lol. This girl is pretty dang cute. 8/10 on a scale, but I don't know if I can share her with another dude. I would have no problem if it were a girl. My situations have been getting crazier over the years since I started posting here lol.

[enzo818]

Whats the issue, if you are with a serious girlfriend dont, but if new girls go for it. Mantis is expert at it

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...3732601&page=1

I have a couple friends with benefits who flat out said that they are willing to do anything with me including threesomes, making pornos, etc. I'm too conservative to do it though. It just feels weird lol.

[BRBMakingMoney]

Anyway here are some pics of some of the highlights for the year for me.

inb4 where are all the 8s you *******?
inb4 if these are the highlights then the others must have been nasty.
inb4 these girls really aren't all that special
inb4 none of these girls are above a 6
inb4 girls like this are a dime a dozen and easy to slay
inb4 underrating the girls other guys hook up with but overrating your own
etc.

Girl 1:



Girl 2:


Girl 3:



Girl 4:

[BRBMakingMoney]

Girl 5:



Girl 6:


Girl 7:



Rate away if you want to, curious what other guys rate them as I always wonder about the discrepancy and subjectivity between our ratings in threads like this.

[enzo818]

Anyway here are some pics of some of the highlights for the year for me.

inb4 where are all the 8s you *******?
inb4 if these are the highlights then the others must have been nasty.
inb4 these girls really aren't all that special
inb4 none of these girls are above a 6
inb4 girls like this are a dime a dozen and easy to slay
inb4 underrating the girls other guys hook up with but overrating your own
etc.

Girl 1:



Girl 2:


Girl 3:



Girl 4:

First two girls are fine as fuk.

[HomerJThompson]

Girl 5:



Girl 6:


Girl 7:



Rate away if you want to, curious what other guys rate them as I always wonder about the discrepancy and subjectivity between our ratings in threads like this.

Girl 2 and 6 look 9/10, most of the rest 8/10. Gjdm, you should make an independent thread, though you might get a lot of hate.

[HockeyBacon18]

Rate away if you want to, curious what other guys rate them as I always wonder about the discrepancy and subjectivity between our ratings in threads like this.

Girls 1,2,6 and 7 are hnngg. def 8+ id say 1 and 2 are 9s

other 3, hard 6s. #3 might be a 7 on a good day

[BRBMakingMoney]

First two girls are fine as fuk.

Girl 2 and 6 look 9/10, most of the rest 8/10. Gjdm, you should make an independent thread, though you might get a lot of hate.

Girls 1,2,6 and 7 are hnngg. def 8+ id say 1 and 2 are 9s

other 3, hard 6s. #3 might be a 7 on a good day

It's interesting that #2 seems to be the most universally attractive, blonde/curvy look is obviously the most desirable.

I would not personally rate any of them as low as 6, to me they are all around 7.5-8 with a variance of about 1 point. I can see some guys seeing some of them as 9s and some of them as 7s. but definitely you'll get some outlier ratings.

I'm surprised girl #4 isn't getting more love, perhaps my view of her is clouded by her personality. That pic of her in the hat, I think she looks like a supermodel in that and was exactly how she looked in person but perhaps the second pic doesn't do her justice. She probably got the most attention in public out of all of them with perhaps the exception of #1, but they were also the tallest of them which contributes to their ability to attract attention.

Also #3 looked like Isla Fisher in person.

All of them were very attractive to me, and relatively on par, just different types of attractive.

[4North1Side2]

Tinder is booming right now fellas.

[tf19]

Tinder is booming right now fellas.

HERE WE GO, BROS!

This upcoming Sunday is known as 'Dating Sunday'. "The Sunday after New Year’s, also known as Dating Sunday, is the busiest day of the year for apps like Tinder. AKA you will have more potential matches on January 6, 2019 than on any other day."

[NotAware]

Looks like I got back in the game at a good time. What's the deal with bumble, is that now pay to play also? Do i need to super-like or whatever it's called, or do the boost thing?I don't seem to get many matches at all on that chit but plenty on the others.. inner circle is actually the best for me right now (decent job / good location), there's just not many <24 years old on it, plenty of 28> career gals tho

.

[TheIronAsylum]

HERE WE GO, BROS!

This upcoming Sunday is known as 'Dating Sunday'. "The Sunday after New Year’s, also known as Dating Sunday, is the busiest day of the year for apps like Tinder. AKA you will have more potential matches on January 6, 2019 than on any other day."

no its not tinders dead no ones on that ****

[Purepwnage]

Bros the best thing that works for me is the Ole switcharoo method (I didn't invent it)

Make a tinder acc using your phone no, not your fb.

Make your first name your nick name or your initials etc etc

Find a Instagram model with a zyzz like physique (preferably with dog pics)

Put the profession as emergency medicine doctor or pediatrician or something like that or surgeon at your local hospital

Put in a boiler plate bio

Leave tinder running for a week DO NOT SWIPE

Swap out the pics for your real pics and switch to to your real profession etc

Start matching with heavenly blessed beauties

Obviously they'll unmatch if you suck at spitting game or look aren't even mildly aesthtic but this works bros

[NotAware]

Looks like I got back in the game at a good time. What's the deal with bumble, is that now pay to play also? Do i need to super-like or whatever it's called, or do the boost thing?I don't seem to get many matches at all on that chit but plenty on the others..

Cancel that getting some bishes coming through now brb "hey" "yo wassup" "happy new year"..

Ok so I got drinks lined up for tonight and tomorrow night, 32yo tonight and 23yo tomorrow, pray for me

[NLNFunKti0nz]

I need to get out of this dry spell. Any good openers if you just want to smash right away? I’ve matched with a bunch but it’s always a hey, what are you up to, what do you do? Etc... I didn’t even want to keep chatting them up cause it leads to nowhere. The last one I really wanted sounded like she wanted to meet up since she was the one who messaged me first with a <3 and asked for my number. She ended up ghosting me so I gave up after that

[fishnbrah]

Bros the best thing that works for me is the Ole switcharoo method (I didn't invent it)

Make a tinder acc using your phone no, not your fb.

Make your first name your nick name or your initials etc etc

Find a Instagram model with a zyzz like physique (preferably with dog pics)

Put the profession as emergency medicine doctor or pediatrician or something like that or surgeon at your local hospital

Put in a boiler plate bio

Leave tinder running for a week DO NOT SWIPE

Swap out the pics for your real pics and switch to to your real profession etc

Start matching with heavenly blessed beauties

Obviously they'll unmatch if you suck at spitting game or look aren't even mildly aesthtic but this works bros

thats the most pathetic thing ive ever read.

[4North1Side2]

Bros the best thing that works for me is the Ole switcharoo method (I didn't invent it)

Make a tinder acc using your phone no, not your fb.

Make your first name your nick name or your initials etc etc

Find a Instagram model with a zyzz like physique (preferably with dog pics)

Put the profession as emergency medicine doctor or pediatrician or something like that or surgeon at your local hospital

Put in a boiler plate bio

Leave tinder running for a week DO NOT SWIPE

Swap out the pics for your real pics and switch to to your real profession etc

Start matching with heavenly blessed beauties

Obviously they'll unmatch if you suck at spitting game or look aren't even mildly aesthtic but this works bros

Nice trick.

Your profession and school on these apps make a difference, especially on Hinge and coffee meets bagel.

I put that I graduated from Carnegie Mellon University and I worked for Google as a software engineer manager.

Shows me a complete different deck of women vs when I put my real job with no collegiate background.

Coffee meets bagel went as far to message me "we see that you are a software engineer, check out our job listings and send us your LinkedIn if you think we are a good fit"

[4North1Side2]

I need to get out of this dry spell. Any good openers if you just want to smash right away? I’ve matched with a bunch but it’s always a hey, what are you up to, what do you do? Etc... I didn’t even want to keep chatting them up cause it leads to nowhere. The last one I really wanted sounded like she wanted to meet up since she was the one who messaged me first with a <3 and asked for my number. She ended up ghosting me so I gave up after that

If you want sex, create a profile that makes bitches pussy wet.

[liftyousay]

tfw are meeting 2 in one night. didn't think i could pull first one, initially, before date, from vibe whilst txting. meet, she asks whether i live alone and where i live, obviously being up for coming back to fk. phone is blowing up in my pocket, from girl number 2, meanwhile, while in the company of girl 1. make out in 1st girls car and end up leaving her behind to meet the 2nd one (younger, better looking). 2nd one is stalling, with plenty of time i would have had to root the 1st one, and then leave and meet her, to likely fk, as well. in before 2nd one is not dtf and i'm left empty handed for the night.

girl 1

(the waiting part was cause i had other plans and told her i didnt have much time to see her, since she moved the time around a little that we'd agreed on, earlier)

[NLNFunKti0nz]

tfw are meeting 2 in one night. didn't think i could pull first one, initially, before date, from vibe whilst txting. meet, she asks whether i live alone and where i live, obviously being up for coming back to fk. phone is blowing up in my pocket, from girl number 2, meanwhile, while in the company of girl 1. make out in 1st girls car and end up leaving her behind to meet the 2nd one (younger, better looking). 2nd one is stalling, with plenty of time i would have had to root the 1st one, and then leave and meet her, to likely fk, as well. in before 2nd one is not dtf and i'm left empty handed for the night.

girl 1

Damn jelly. Was this your first time meeting with that girl on text? Or you’ve met her before?