Still Using Virgin Game (lol) (Pics) (Srs)

[Habbening]

tfw not virgin
tfw cant pull the virgin game
tfw no girl will tell you "expect anal" cuz you are not virgin

[Nicklol]

man.. the old girl wanted me to come over and "eat her, all of her"

but I just got up a while ago because I work the late shift and shes going to bed soon, fml.

[lupus002]

man.. the old girl wanted me to come over and "eat her, all of her"

but I just got up a while ago because I work the late shift and shes going to bed soon, fml.

Someone else did. You mad?

[Nicklol]

Someone else did. You mad?

I saw her on pof for the first time in a long time, lol.

we are not a couple or anything.. but the night shift schedule sucks.. its already a pain in the ass getting to her place.. takes an hour and a half

[Silencespeaks]

Any updates?

[IcanEATyou]

damn if only we had a picture to go with all this

[Nicklol]

Any updates?

she ghosted on me pretty much after our schedules didnt line up to meet yet.
probably havin sex with some other guy

[PisseninMisc]

You should try the "I'm newly bi-sexual" game next. Tell them you took hard diks to the anus and throat since you were a kid, but recently have developed attraction to women. You're unsure and want to explore.

Hint: ask them if they think either of their holes is as tight as some of the younger twinks you've mounted. Get them to compete with a man's anus and you will win.

[Antrozous]

Idk man... confidence comes with not caring what others think. Don't bring up your sexual history (or lack of) with chicks you're trying to bang. Just equivocate.

[Zackad]

you quickly went from boyishly likable virgin to narcisstic douchecanoe

there's nothing cool about lying about your virginity status, whichever way you lie about it.

Meanwhile if a girl did this to you and you found out later, you'd probably be pissed as all hell.

[whitepaper]

she ghosted on me pretty much after our schedules didnt line up to meet yet.
probably havin sex with some other guy

Nick, you're good peoples, and you're from Toronto..but come on, dude...


PICS!!!


This is the misc after all, no one gets a pass.

[RoyalRyy]

She sounds like STD heaven. Stay safe OP

[butteredtoast]

she ghosted on me pretty much after our schedules didnt line up to meet yet.
probably havin sex with some other guy

Wait, the anal babe ghosted you or the cannibal girl ghosted you?

[Gnocchi]

Ive seen you before...like i said you are a scum fraudulent little UGLY azz fuk. I think you're a baldcell too. So pathetic your using this, how does it feel to have lost your purity? Moreover, it was never by choice you maintained your **** like mine, you simply couldn't pull nothing cause your a weird lookin ****. You are diminishing the true worth and rarity of people like myself...I am the rarest you can get, good looking, very attractive physique, uni degree, wise, etc... What i have is too valuable to throw it away on some tramp sloot...I couldnt pretty much pull any girl.

You mad as fuk that deep inside u know u lost it to some subhuman fat indian. Lol u ain't shiiit cuz

Edit; I forgot....time to lay down and rot baldcell

Brags about uni...
Doesn't know how to properly use your/you're...

Glad you're banned, you're a real *******.

[Nicklol]

Wait, the anal babe ghosted you or the cannibal girl ghosted you?

cannibal girl?
no.
she still texts me wanting to have sex. prob will
its fukn annoyin trying to find new girls

[zeronotyethero]

you quickly went from boyishly likable virgin to narcisstic douchecanoe

there's nothing cool about lying about your virginity status, whichever way you lie about it.

Meanwhile if a girl did this to you and you found out later, you'd probably be pissed as all hell.

Only reason he keeps using this is because he doesn't have enough confidence in himself, and if he doesn't pleasure the girl (which he won't) they can both just attribute it to him "still being a virgin".

[butteredtoast]

cannibal girl?
no.
she still texts me wanting to have sex. prob will
its fukn annoyin trying to find new girls

the old girl wanted me to come over and "eat her, all of her"

Sounds like a cannibal fetish.

[Nicklol]

Only reason he keeps using this is because he doesn't have enough confidence in himself, and if he doesn't pleasure the girl (which he won't) they can both just attribute it to him "still being a virgin".

this.
I wont use that excuse for much longer though. Just want more experience

[Prose Edda]

Expect anal.

Nick is going to get pegged.

[Silencespeaks]

she ghosted on me pretty much after our schedules didnt line up to meet yet.
probably havin sex with some other guy

Aw I'm sorry. I hope you'll find more girls very soon.

[mischman]

I saw her on pof for the first time in a long time, lol.

we are not a couple or anything.. but the night shift schedule sucks.. its already a pain in the ass getting to her place.. takes an hour and a half

Spoiler!

Expect anal

[no2eggs]

Well I am certainly good to go after reading OP.

[Nicklol]

I reinitiated contact and she said "you kept making excuses when I said to meet"

cuz she kept saying that I was a pussy for wanting to sleep after my night shifts and not have sex.

but now she said shes free this weekend and I talked with her on the phone last night (the first time I talked to a girl on the phone in my life srs) and she seems to like me and sent more nudes, lol.
said shes free this weekend and so am I. So she is actually going to come over this weekend.

[jerkeife]

Doesnt matter if you cant get hard.

lol came to post this.

Also the anal she told you to expect will be her putting things in your azz. Just be ready for it.

[MrGreenTea]

I havent been around lately. Please link me the thread where you lost your virginity.

[badbl00d]

I reinitiated contact and she said "you kept making excuses when I said to meet"

cuz she kept saying that I was a pussy for wanting to sleep after my night shifts and not have sex.

but now she said shes free this weekend and I talked with her on the phone last night (the first time I talked to a girl in my life srs) and she seems to like me and sent more nudes, lol.
said shes free this weekend and so am I. So she is actually going to come over this weekend.

[Nicklol]

I havent been around lately. Please link me the thread where you lost your virginity.

this one was the first one back in feb but I didnt get hard so I dont think it counts
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=173516381

this was the recent one
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...3838511&page=6

[MajesticBeat]

I talked with her on the phone last night (the first time I talked to a girl in my life srs)

[jacemano]

Pics OP! Where are they?!

Also better lube your ******* before mate.

[Criollo]

negging this kunt when u say pics in the title we expect pics of the girl not some stupid ass texts that chit doesn't count.