The Misc is so Brutally True. Proof inside (pic)

[Sectral]

So I finally got a match on tinder after weeks of trying.

Background stats on me.

5ft9.5
Bald

Instantly I get completely demolished by this sloot. Now I wouldn't even be mad, but considering this was my only match, it hurts. She already calls me out for being a baldcel and then knows I am small and calling me out on my height.




Just LDAR atm.. feels bad mane

[TelephoneLines]

So I finally got a match on tinder after weeks of trying.

Background stats on me.

5ft9.5
Bald

Instantly I get completely demolished by this sloot. Now I wouldn't even be mad, but considering this was my only match, it hurts. She already calls me out for being a baldcel and then knows I am small and calling me out on my height.




Just LDAR atm.. feels bad mane

Next time ask her how much she weighs.

[MrBourbon]

Jee-zus. I want to believe this is a joke, but the misc makes me wonder.

Brutal out there for you boyos on the dating scene. Stay safe.

[TheBrentmeister]

"hey baldy" followed by "how tall are you?"

You should have ignored her. Do you have no self respect!?

[RICHSTRONG]

So wait...this sloot swiped right on you (dunno how tinder works) just to rip you apart?? Let the misc handle this conversation from here on out. Fuk her

[iceypain]

lol'd rip in peace OP

[drvillain]

[anonymous]

[badbl00d]

Dude, she just bullied the fuk out of you, and you could do was validate her? You better next her or you'll be input in her phone as "Free food".

[TheBrentmeister]

"hey baldy" followed by "how tall R U?"

You should have ignored her you muppet. Do you have no self respect!?

[EnglandPrevails]

Don't be discouraged baldy. One sloot asking those questions does not mean the MISC is right.

In fact, the misc is never right, except when I'm writing.

[MalsorRifleman]

If a girl asks your height, always counter with "sure I'll tell you, but gotta know your weight first". Honestly when she called you baldy, should've roasted her right away.

Also 5'9.5 is not short, except here on misc.

[BlueElmo]

Well it is his only match after weeks like he says. Of course he's not gonna roast her, however a bish she is being to him. He's desperate, as would anyone else in his shoes.

[jesusxchrist]

Shallow bitch ain't worth you time brah

[Sectral]

I swear this must be a miscer...

Need a good response to shoot this hoe down. quick before she unmatches me.

[havoNI]

You lost the game by:

a) replying to baldy
b) replying and not insulting her weight, nose or lack of glow

games over before it started OP

[UnclRuckus]

Stop being such a fuking pussy god damnit mane. She's just trying to poke fun, everyone knows sloots don't know how to do this because it's a guy thing so she failed miserably, that's all. She's trying to be cute and tease you like how you'd flirt with girls in middle school. She signed it off with an X AND she initiated the conversation, she's clearly interested despite you being bald so why are you getting your panties in a bunch?

Asking about height doesn't mean she's trying to diss you, she's just trying to find out if you're up to her standards. Yes, it's chitty if you're a manlet but assuming she's doing this to take a chit on you is a bit of a leap. Don't get so salty and just roll with the punches and you could be smashing this sloot in a couple of hours.

I will admit that starting a convo with someone you don't know by calling them baldie is in bad taste and a bit disrespectful considering people can have insecurities about it, but don't make it out to be anything more than a sloot with poor social skills. Sure it might be a bit hurtful but the best way to get revenge is to shrug it off, hate-fuk her and then cum in her hair. Srs.

As to your reply: Just tell her she can wear whatever fuking shoes she likes to your date, she's still gonna be lying down when you fuk her.

[300BLK]

Online dating is brutal on your appearance, when are people going to learn

If you don't have crippling anxiety, go to a bar or club, much easier to hook up

[WhirlwindTobias]

"Taller than a really big kunt, so definitely higher than you"

[TelephoneLines]

I swear this must be a miscer...

Need a good response to shoot this hoe down. quick before she unmatches me.

Tell her to calm down.....I wear heels as well. They make my ass look great.

[Sarevoke75]

Perfect lets reschedule

[MalsorRifleman]

Respond with "Yeah It probably wouldn't work, your complexion is off to me anyway."

Just enough for her to know something is wrong, but not enough so she knows exactly what. She'll be staring in the mirror for a while.

[badbl00d]

I swear this must be a miscer...

Need a good response to shoot this hoe down. quick before she unmatches me.

You lost the game by:

a) replying to baldy
b) replying and not insulting her weight, nose or lack of glow

games over before it started OP

This, that window has closed boyo...Anything now will just be seen as petty, and not assertion.

[niospecv]

At least you're still taller by an inch even when she's in heels.

[W1LLW]

i'm usually above this sort of thing but it's been awhile since i've seen such brazen rudeness.

give the misc something to work with, post pics *birdman handrub*

[Kushkiss]

Wow she's MEAN op good lawd it's like watching Krillin and Android 18

[Misctify]

Ask that bitch how much she weighs then ignore her.

[RICHSTRONG]

I swear this must be a miscer...

Need a good response to shoot this hoe down. quick before she unmatches me.

"you always wear heels? You do know heels are bad for your posture, not to mention it will accentuates your pot belly."

when she replies..and she will your next line should be

"Oh, i just assumed you had a gunt looking at the bat wings in your profile pic"

[CopeyDan]

Jesus Christ op. you absolute BULLY VICTIM. You need to think of a good insult and fast.

[W1LLW]

Wow she's MEAN op good lawd it's like watching Krillin and Android 18

tempted rep due to quality dbz reference but i ain't bout that whiteknight *******ry. good day to you houstonmiscer lover.