HBB overlooks my manlet disability for datenight tonight(manmoars stay out!)

[W1LLW]

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Nah I'm kiddin, manmoars welcum to laugh at my struggle. So I match with this girl on tinder, wouldn't call her an "HBB" per say, but I personally think she's cute. Shes also holding an intelligent conversation disturbingly well. No bullchit four word responses, easy conversation, doesn’t come off like an entitled btch… but as every manlet knows, there’s but one thing left to discover…

Edit: Like half a dozen miscers ITT seem to be confused by this screen shot. It's a shot of her saying she is 5'10" not me.

I then proceed to explain to this unicorn that I am from the 5’8” manlet tribe. A proud people of many rich traditions and cultural influences like elevator shoes, step stools, and outstanding heart health. She responds by telling me that she’s not looking for mr. right (ouch) and that she would still very much enjoy going out with me. As any guy with even the slightest social awareness would figure out, she’s letting me down easy.

However, she goes on to make plans with me the following day. I knew she would flake though, like I thought it might happen but in my heart of hearts I knew something would “come up”. Sure sht, I ask her if we’re on for the night and she sends me a super long excuse as to why she can’t make it BUT she suggested we try to reschedule the next day (today) or saturday. By this point I knew this would be qualitea misc lulz so I trolled a tiny bit before reeling it in:

Pics:

jumping in the shower now. meeting her in 90 minutes. inb4 "Tinder date stood me up tonight brahs"

but most importantly. when will we learn?

[UnclRuckus]

Just got stood up by a tinder hbb tonight and I'm a manmore. Here's hoping you do better brah, she's cute. Lol'd at "when will I learn"

[ImpressiveGainz]

Hmmm I dunno...rescheduling for Friday/Saturday isn't bad.

But we both know she's not gonna show...sorry bro.

[shortythree]

strong jaw

[Zuggie]

Hmmm I dunno...rescheduling for Friday/Saturday isn't bad.

But we both know she's not gonna show...sorry bro.

This. Flakes gonna flake

[RainingBlood]

not my type, 100% srs.

[Sectral]

why not just lie and say your 6ft.

There is barely any difference from 5f10 and 6ft, especially if you have decent stature.

Women have been indoctrinated to believe in the 6ft+ phenonem when in reality all they want is someone taller than them.

Not to mention, if drinks are involved she will not give a fk about it.

[KRC63]

with that jaw, you know she can suk a mean dik. Keep us posted op and let us know how it goes

[Jabroni89]

Lol'd @ "When will I learn?"

You should probably take some time off from the misc m8

[badbl00d]

She looks a bit "off"...Stay safe brah.

Thank god i'm 6'1".

[Sethylis]

Nah I'm kiddin, manmoars welcum to laugh at my struggle. So I match with this girl on tinder, wouldn't call her an "HBB" per say, but I personally think she's cute. Shes also holding an intelligent conversation disturbingly well. No bullchit four word responses, easy conversation, doesn’t come off like an entitled btch… but as every manlet knows, there’s but one thing left to discover…

I then proceed to explain to this unicorn that I am from the 5’8” manlet tribe. A proud people of many rich traditions and cultural influences like elevator shoes, step stools, and outstanding heart health. She responds by telling me that she’s not looking for mr. right (ouch) and that she would still very much enjoy going out with me. As any guy with even the slightest social awareness would figure out, she’s letting me down easy.

However, she goes on to make plans with me the following day. I knew she would flake though, like I thought it might happen but in my heart of hearts I knew something would “come up”. Sure sht, I ask her if we’re on for the night and she sends me a super long excuse as to why she can’t make it BUT she suggested we try to reschedule the next day (today) or saturday. By this point I knew this would be qualitea misc lulz so I trolled a tiny bit before reeling it in:

Pics:

jumping in the shower now. meeting her in 90 minutes. inb4 "Tinder date stood me up tonight brahs"

but most importantly. when will we learn?

This guy gets it. Posts pics with his thread. Gjdm, repped and subbed for updates.

[ImpressiveGainz]

This guy gets it. Posts pics with his thread. Gjdm, repped and subbed for updates.

Totally agree. Funny thread title, interesting post with screenshots of conversation and pics of girl, self-deprecating humor, etc. A+ thread, would read again.

[Lawlstud]

Perfect let's reschedule.

[MrBourbon]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to W1LLW again.

Subscribed, muh boy Will tryna get it in tonight. Go get em boss.

Smart, built, well traveled, successful, AMERICAN from CHICAGO. U a 10/10 bb no hetero.

[RJBRAH]

She sounds legit. She agreed to reschedule and even offered to show you documents for why she had to bail. Life does get in the way sometimes and if work or whatever asked her to drop everything and come in, then she didn't really have a choice.

I'd say there is a decent chance she shows up tonight based on the limited info you've given

[FrazettaSilke]

She looks a bit "off"...Stay safe brah.

Normally, I'd disagree with him, just to start chit, but the old man is right... be careful fellow manlet

[LovePollution]

Good luck brah. Lol'd at "when will I learn"

[eXistenceLies]

In for updates

[_chef_]

She seems genuine from the text convo or am I missing something? I don't think she'll flake.

Have fun OP! looking forward to the update.

[Roldz]

The heartwarming tale of the midget who gets the girl.

[m1n2v5]

why not just lie and say your 6ft.

There is barely any difference from 5f10 and 6ft, especially if you have decent stature.

Women have been indoctrinated to believe in the 6ft+ phenonem when in reality all they want is someone taller than them.

Not to mention, if drinks are involved she will not give a fk about it.

She's 5'10" If 5'8" OP arrives and claims 6', will she still fall for the 6' phenomenon?

[BaconyBrah]

Lulz "when will i learn." Dat strong jaw tho. And dem teds

[AbsAreAbsent]

OP ive seen your pics. you can do better you give BB seas a bad name. must be that part irish in ya

[drvillain]

The heartwarming tale of the midget who gets the girl.

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[ExtinctionOG]

not my type, 100% srs.

I was thinking this as soon as I saw her pics lol. She's not ugly, and I can see why someone would think she's cute.

not my type tho, 100% srs

[jizzfarmer]

with that jaw, you know she can suk a mean dik. Keep us posted op and let us know how it goes

This. Quality thread. Also, 2 inch difference isn't that bad, could easily make that up while out in public with some insoles or some sht.

[LegDayLol]

'That too tall for you' haha brutal

Pretty tall sloot to be fair considering they all wear heels, like swift up there rofl ^^

God speed OP

[Mudshovel]

Well she's got a dude face going on so don't feel too bad.

[mr2spool]

5'9 manlet crew checking in, we all gon' make it.

go motorboat dem teddies brah


srs though, why even bother asking height?

[Alvarezzz]

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