lol miscers are diabolical geniuses. If they put half the time and effort into actually working and improving their lives as they do thinking up schemes like this, we would probably have a functioning society.
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04-14-2017, 01:09 PM #31For every man, there is a sentence, a string of words, that has the power to destroy him
"The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must" -Thucydides
Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
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unless he took pictures of you doing it, he has no proof. You can just say "I have no clue what hes talking about". Iv been seeing it too and i just pull it off because the machine obviously is not broken. Y
Carb Mal-absorption, no breads, sugary snacks, rice, pasta...live off of 30-40g a day.
Eosinophilic eso****itis, cant ingest dairy or my eso****us closes up
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04-14-2017, 02:12 PM #54
Start slow. Don't just start eating her like you are starving. Begin with breathing hot, heavy air on her labia. Maybe sniff a little too srs.
Now start kissing her vagina gently and caressing her legs with your hands. You are in her sacred place, treat it like one. After a few kisses, do some gentle licks. Very superficial and just with the tip of the tongue. From top to bottom of the slit slowly, then go back up, etc.
Now use your whole tongue with a slightly faster pace. Let your tongue press against her vagina. Taste her. Enjoy her water and warmth.
Now go crazy. Let her know through your acts that you've lost control. Start rubbing your face in her vagina with passion. Get completely soaked by it and let some deep, heavy breaths. Women love being wanted. It will turn her on.
Now cycle through various eating techniques.
1-Tongue thrust (you are fuking her with your tongue) Use those traps boyo
2- Alphabet (Spell out letters with your tongue inside her)
3- Clit massage. Use your tongue in both up and down and circular motions on the clit. You don't need to abuse it, it is already sensitive spot. Just go a consistent pace and she will go crazy.
Now the grand finale.
Take your index and middle finger and put them inside her. Put a kink in them so they are curving upwards. Now you will finger her but not exactly straight in and out. You will be doing a circular motion of repeatedly bring your fingers towards you (never fully taking them out though) and then back up and in. Stimulate that top inside of her vaginal canal. While you are doing this you will suck her clit into your mouth, hold it there with suction, and begin massaging it with your tongue while you have it sucked into your mouth. Do this for a bit and I swear you will give her the best orgasm of her life.
Enjoy my friend. She certainly will.
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04-17-2018, 06:26 PM #57
If it's full go to a laundry mat. Not only can you get your laundry done, its also a great place to pick up on single women.
As for getting in trouble, just deny it. Say the sign was there already. Unless they have you on film, then you in big trouble boyo
Edit: NM Old ass threadWell, I think when my fighting futures done and my athletic abilities diminish, I'll probably join the NFL - Chael Sonnen
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