Got busted for putting fake "Out of order" sign on washing machine

[PepperedAngus]

lol miscers are diabolical geniuses. If they put half the time and effort into actually working and improving their lives as they do thinking up schemes like this, we would probably have a functioning society.

[freeburn]

Aaaaaaaaaand negged

[Xgamer791]

Throw a pen in his washer the next time he uses it

That or throw some extra laundry detergent.

[TheScapeGOAT]

Aaaaaaaaaand negged

Negged

[TheScapeGOAT]

lol miscers are diabolical geniuses. If they put half the time and effort into actually working and improving their lives as they do thinking up schemes like this, we would probably have a functioning society.

I do work to improve myself. Like I said, this is done just to ensure I get a good wash. I would just do it in the morning but then I wouldn't be able to sleep more

[Lefticle]

Tell him he is more than welcome to join in on the fun

[potbellymadar]

just lol at anyone living in an apartment/condo that has washing machines shared for every1. fuk that chit.

i got my own 2 front loaded washer/dryer and can use them anytime i want. no price no wait no hassle. nothing.

feels good man.

WoW you are ballin

[Issobolic28]

I would just do it in the morning but then I wouldn't be able to sleep more

Then suck it up and do it in the morning.

Dont know what else to tell ya.

[lolwhatthefuk]

Fukn lol

Thats actually a genious thing to do

Genious


Genious

[DoUEvenZyzz]

Throw a pen in his washer the next time he uses it

This OP.

[Zerafian]

unless he took pictures of you doing it, he has no proof. You can just say "I have no clue what hes talking about". Iv been seeing it too and i just pull it off because the machine obviously is not broken. Y

[anonkunbrah]

you'll probably have to a little time. when Tyrone puts it in just breathe and it won't hurt as much

[DesiredUserphag]

My question is why the fuk would you hand write every sign rather than printing a word doc and reuse it so it seems more legit?

[latverian41]

OP that's the funniest this I've heard in a long long time.

That's jerky boys chit yet you were not pranking.

You are getting evicted bro. They will keep your deposit to. Even if they don't the word will spread and you will be the enemy of everyone in the apartment building.

Why man? Why? Haha

[DoUEvenZyzz]

unless he took pictures of you doing it, he has no proof. You can just say "I have no clue what hes talking about". Iv been seeing it too and i just pull it off because the machine obviously is not broken. Y

Fukkin LMAO. Insult his intelligence and senility, then throw the pen in his washer.

[DoUEvenZyzz]

My question is why the fuk would you hand write every sign rather than printing a word doc and reuse it so it seems more legit?

Because nowadays, landlords don't give a fuk and are too lazy to type that chit up. A hand written sign is more legit than a printed out sheet. Sad!

[NukYavlen]

This is why i misc.

[Reach4More]

Then suck it up and do it in the morning.

Dont know what else to tell ya.

what a sassy pose in that avi brah, I like it

[kingHanley]

Let me tell you a thing about vaginas. I can actually give you some tips about eating a girl out and give her an orgasm of the gods.

Aware me srs

[thetrebel]

****ing lMao


This is why I misc

[TheScapeGOAT]

My question is why the fuk would you hand write every sign rather than printing a word doc and reuse it so it seems more legit?

I hand wrote it out but I keep and put on the machine every laundry day. That is how the old man caught me. It was the same one and I do laundry every Thursday.

[areyouaweir]

do you live in the third world? what kind of ghetto ass apartment doesn't have its own dryer and washer?

[JIGSAW]

Hate negged

[TheScapeGOAT]

Aware me srs

Start slow. Don't just start eating her like you are starving. Begin with breathing hot, heavy air on her labia. Maybe sniff a little too srs.

Now start kissing her vagina gently and caressing her legs with your hands. You are in her sacred place, treat it like one. After a few kisses, do some gentle licks. Very superficial and just with the tip of the tongue. From top to bottom of the slit slowly, then go back up, etc.

Now use your whole tongue with a slightly faster pace. Let your tongue press against her vagina. Taste her. Enjoy her water and warmth.

Now go crazy. Let her know through your acts that you've lost control. Start rubbing your face in her vagina with passion. Get completely soaked by it and let some deep, heavy breaths. Women love being wanted. It will turn her on.

Now cycle through various eating techniques.
1-Tongue thrust (you are fuking her with your tongue) Use those traps boyo
2- Alphabet (Spell out letters with your tongue inside her)
3- Clit massage. Use your tongue in both up and down and circular motions on the clit. You don't need to abuse it, it is already sensitive spot. Just go a consistent pace and she will go crazy.

Now the grand finale.

Take your index and middle finger and put them inside her. Put a kink in them so they are curving upwards. Now you will finger her but not exactly straight in and out. You will be doing a circular motion of repeatedly bring your fingers towards you (never fully taking them out though) and then back up and in. Stimulate that top inside of her vaginal canal. While you are doing this you will suck her clit into your mouth, hold it there with suction, and begin massaging it with your tongue while you have it sucked into your mouth. Do this for a bit and I swear you will give her the best orgasm of her life.

Enjoy my friend. She certainly will.

[datclownbaby]

I do this at my favorite portapotty at work

[Leon09]

Damn this thread is a year old? I remember loling at it like it was yesterday srs

[CoolHandTodd]

Yes. Otherwise its a big crowded mess the rest of the day.

If it's full go to a laundry mat. Not only can you get your laundry done, its also a great place to pick up on single women.

As for getting in trouble, just deny it. Say the sign was there already. Unless they have you on film, then you in big trouble boyo

Edit: NM Old ass thread

[anonkunbrah]

you're going to get snorched

[Darkhare]

Only thing I disagree with you is, why didn't you do it the night before? waking up early is dumb asfuk

[ASTRAPE]

Lie ur ass off op they can't do anything without concrete evidence