Got busted for putting fake "Out of order" sign on washing machine

[TheScapeGOAT]

I live in an apartment complex and there is only 3 washers and dryers for 11 stories of savages. So every Thursday I wake up really early and go to the laundry floor and put a fake "out of order" sign on a washer. I do this so I can go back and sleep for a few more hours and don't have to deal with laundry really early in the morning.

Well a fellow resident busted me today as I put the sign on. It was this old man with nothing better to do. Said he recognized the pattern of the sign and it being the same color and handwriting every time. So now he is going report me to management.

What is the worst thing that will happen to me?

[Isolift]

I don't get it. Are you "reserving" it for yourself later?

[Firefightn24]

So you wake up just to put a sign on it rather than wake up and actually use it.


Good for the old man. You're lazy.

[TheScapeGOAT]

I don't get it. Are you "reserving" it for yourself later?

Yes. Otherwise its a big crowded mess the rest of the day.

[BlueElmo]

I live in an apartment complex and there is only 3 washers and dryers for 11 stories of savages. So every Thursday I wake up really early and go to the laundry floor and put a fake "out of order" sign on a washer. I do this so I can go back and sleep for a few more hours and don't have to deal with laundry really early in the morning.

Well a fellow resident busted me today as I put the sign on. It was this old man with nothing better to do. Said he recognized the pattern of the sign and it being the same color and handwriting every time. So now he is going report me to management.

What is the worst thing that will happen to me?

Literally LOL. Hilarious. Misc truly is amazing.

[trapper08]

Fukn lol

Thats actually a genious thing to do

[GravityLee]

So you wake up just to put a sign on it rather than wake up and actually use it.


Good for the old man. You're lazy.

Mostly this

Not surprised op is no avi trash. Probably has never touch a vagina either. Do you wear underwear that says out of order too op

[RocknRollMuscle]

so you prevent others from using it just so you can use it later.

what, what a douchey move man. yeah pepper your angus from landlord. Have fun with your rent spike next year.

[TheScapeGOAT]

Mostly this

Not surprised op is no avi trash. Probably has never touch a vagina either. Do you wear underwear that says out of order too op

Let me tell you a thing about vaginas. I can actually give you some tips about eating a girl out and give her an orgasm of the gods.

[anonymous]

[IMathew]

he cant report you if he's dead nomsayin?

[NotANun21]

Just deny it, there's not much they can do if there aren't cameras

[dizzin9]

Throw a pen in his washer the next time he uses it

[keyboardworkout]

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

[OliverTwisterJr]

lol at apartment life

[DROCTAGON28]

brb in college I would remove old wet clothes from the washer when people left them unattended for hours at a time. I started to hang their wet underwear/bras in the laundry room area to make room for my laundry.

[EternaLovE]

just lol at anyone living in an apartment/condo that has washing machines shared for every1. fuk that chit.

i got my own 2 front loaded washer/dryer and can use them anytime i want. no price no wait no hassle. nothing.

feels good man.

[Fuqdatass]

What a dumb way to get evicted

[SasquatchHunter]

I live in an apartment complex and there is only 3 washers and dryers for 11 stories of savages. So every Thursday I wake up really early and go to the laundry floor and put a fake "out of order" sign on a washer. I do this so I can go back and sleep for a few more hours and don't have to deal with laundry really early in the morning.

Well a fellow resident busted me today as I put the sign on. It was this old man with nothing better to do. Said he recognized the pattern of the sign and it being the same color and handwriting every time. So now he is going report me to management.

What is the worst thing that will happen to me?

Nice try OP. You had a good run. Now you gotta wait like everyone else. Or figure out a new scam.

[Leon09]

That's hilarious OP repped

[Train57]

lol id go to a laundromat from now on cause cause word is gonna spread and people would prob fuk with ur stuff

[TheScapeGOAT]

Bump for advice

[zknarc]

What kind of poverty chithole do you live in where you don't have your own washing machine? Even rented flats I've been in often had dishwashers included.

Anyway, worst case is that you'll get some letter from the management agency who don't really give a fuk.

[Vhagar]

lmao

what a *******

[clodoveo1]

pretty sure most apartment complexes have a camera in their laundry room

[SYKO227]

You done goofed running into a retired forensics handwriting expert.

He will be the special witness in the stand against you in court.

Why did you put it out of service so you can go back to sleep and not deal with it that morning? What's the point in waking up early to put a sign up then crawling back to bed?

[Vayne]

Sharing washer with everyone else and their jizz soaked sheets no thanks.

[MrBourbon]

Do you wear underwear that says out of order too op

Holy smokes I'm crying laughing

[~Hades~]

Mostly this

Not surprised op is no avi trash. Probably has never touch a vagina either. Do you wear underwear that says out of order too op

lold

[JetFalcon]

Maybe you should get a luxury apartment with W/D in the unit. Mine has it, if it didn't, I wouldn't do it. Laundry rooms in apartment feel so peasanty.

Done that before at some crap apartment complex in LA, it really sucks. Worse they make you pay to use it, and make you buy the cards, reload cards. At that point, I'd rather pay more to live in a nicer apartment with W/D in unit.