Redit nerds have poulation on us but miscers have size and strength on redditers, post most realistic sceanario of war you can.
> Rdit nerds ends up geting wedgied
> End up whiing in their threas
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04-05-2017, 06:21 AM #1
Miscers vs redditers , who will win all out no holds barred war?
Last edited by Chaddydaddy69; 04-05-2017 at 07:04 AM.
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04-05-2017, 06:39 AM #9
Average redditer -
> can't bench single plates full form
> Lost every 2 fights he have ever been in
> Most of em still virgins
> For every miscer, there is like 700 redditers. So population ratio will be kinda on their side
Average miscer -
> Bench at least 185 for 10+ or 20+ reps
> Usually have won more fights he been in
> Anger issues
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04-05-2017, 07:45 AM #23
Okay so..
Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.
Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.
The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.
If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.
If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.
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04-05-2017, 07:48 AM #24
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04-05-2017, 07:50 AM #25
Most miscers would pay to murder a femenist so there is no problem there, them having females is actually disadvantage because miscers hate them with passion.
As miscer above you said, half misc is ex millitary so we would have more knowledge about war and weapons
But population do come in play, but miscers have size and strength on them
Edit - Also most miscers have some kinda sociopathic issues so I don't think they will show sympathy at all if it comes to war
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04-05-2017, 08:11 AM #30
Misc starts out strong, but the sheer numbers make even our fit and muscular bodies weary, until a reprieve comes when reddit/the_donald breaks ranks and joins team MISC. Half of the reddit video game section retreats when people upset about the crappy new Mass Effect game just up and go home. The remaining reddit SJW's build a wall of fupa whales as they wait for reinforcements from tumblr. Reinforcements arrive but prove useless as the MISC cut those spineless cry babies them down like a hot knife through butter. The MISC stands victorious... Over the horizon, Mark Zuckerberg slow claps, and then utters, "Kill them, kill them all" His army of ********, Twitter, CNN, ABC, etc marches forward , and the MISC braces itself to go down fighting.
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