I lost my V card today. (Storyline) (pics) srs

[bl0ndmasterrace]

op open up a gofund me and us misc bros will throw a little bit your way if your that jew about paying for a room. liquor too.

but should you go this path, you better, BETTER provide HIGH QUALITY pictures, AND details... none of these darkass pictures from the tinder profile where i can barely see anything.

[Desultory1]

read op with biggest smile entire time lol

bravo and thank you

[Gle7]

Op, play it smart and you have another round 110%

This time dont be a cheap f*ck, tell her this one is on you. rent a cheap hotel/motel room, get some drinks and destroy her. Srs.

Btw dont go down on her and use rubber.

Stay safe brother

[wooosh3]

'it was nice meeting ya... bud'

in for new misc copypasta

[GriecoR]

'it was nice meeting ya... bud'

in for new misc copypasta

Lol. She's sounds completely unimpressed.

Don't go all miscer on her because you'll never get the gushy ever again. Also stop apologizing for stuff you *******. Atleast act confident for ****s sakes.

Enjoy your HIV brah, welcome to the club.

[samuel6]

fkin priceless

[wesleysh21]

Seriously. How in the world are people losing their VCard in their mid twenties? I used to make fun of my friends that use to make it out of high school with it..The average age in America is 17.

I think you telling a girl you just met on Tinder that you are a virgin is like a self fulfilling prophecy. Most people think its weird as fuk.

I couldn't imagine waiting until 17, that must be torture. I was a little hornball and lost my v-card around 13/14 (the summer as I was turning 14). The best thing that happened to me was I dated a frickin nympho from the time I was 15 and she was down for whatever, whenever. It was every little boys fantasy, and everybody's worry when they date a girl who dated a guy for a couple of years. If her husband only knew the things she's had done to her.

[ClaudeGiroux]

are you guys blind? The bud line was before she said she might be willing to do it again..

This is true. Is "bud" seriously that much of a nail in the coffin?? Fuk

[FriendOfFrank]

This is true. Is "bud" seriously that much of a nail in the coffin?? Fuk

I believe in you, OP. You're going to smash again and totally redeem yourself. Did you reply to that "maybe" text yet?

[ChewYourFood]

Respond with this. Insert penis later.

[300BLK]

This is true. Is "bud" seriously that much of a nail in the coffin?? Fuk

She originally planned to drift you off, but since you asked for another go she's reconsidering it.

[roddypiper12]

She called you "bud"...lawd help. Congrats tho OP, better late than never.

That being said, I don't understand how emasculated our generation has become...crazy.

[MiniManletBrah]

It was every little boys fantasy, and everybody's worry when they date a girl who dated a guy for a couple of years. If her husband only knew the things she's had done to her.

Isn't this every women ever though?

This is why I can't have a deep serious relationship anymore, cuz i know just a few months or weeks prior they were gargling on someone else's cum.

Everyone who is married has tasted some other guys dick, your wife probably remembers all the times she got railed by Chad when you are attempting your half assed attempt at smashing her.

No hate, just the truth, people suck

[jerkeife]

Isn't this every women ever though?

This is why I can't have a deep serious relationship anymore, cuz i know just a few months or weeks prior they were gargling on someone else's cum.

Everyone who is married has tasted some other guys dick, your wife probably remembers all the times she got railed by Chad when you are attempting your half assed attempt at smashing her.

No hate, just the truth, people suck

What a chitty outlook.

[ClaudeGiroux]

I believe in you, OP. You're going to smash again and totally redeem yourself. Did you reply to that "maybe" text yet?

no i have not

thinking of using "I'm not one to insist but let me make it up to you by...?."

[ryanscut]

no i have not

thinking of using "I'm not one to insist but let me make it up to you by...?."

Stop apologizing *******. She knew you were a virgin, why do you feel the need to make it up to her?

Edit - Text her something along the lines of, "Let's not rush next time. I'll get us a room (whenever YOU are free). This way we can take our time and really have some fun."

You've gotta set the date, not hope it happens. If you're to cheap/can't afford to spend $50 on a room at 24 you're hopeless. Hell I know from experience there's plenty of motels that'll do 2 hours for $20. Also, get out your moms basement. Nothing better then having a chick at your place walking around naked.

[Scythas]

yikes


gjdm anyway. could have been worse. everyone's got a horror story and as far as this one goes, it's not so bad

doesn't matter, had sex

[Gle7]

no i have not

thinking of using "I'm not one to insist but let me make it up to you by...?."

Lmao wtf dude, are you Swedish? There is no need for playing the apologetic b*tch card, tell her that you wanna f*ck the living **** out of her and that its on you (i told you about hotel room and booze). She is a cum dumpster, treat her like that

in b4 "i think im in love guys, i think she is the one"

[MiniManletBrah]

What a chitty outlook.

You can kid yourself if you wish, and pretend your girl is different to all the others lol

But odds are she probably settled for you but craves that magical dink you don't have, your just safe, secure and predictable which is what she wants.

[CremePie18]

IM
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AW FUK

OMG YOURE DOING A THREE POINT TURN IN A ONE WAY.

That's essentially what she did to you OP

[Reach4More]

This chick probably got off on the idea of taking your v-card, your best bet to have another shot is to play up the "her teaching you" angle. If she got off on the v-card swipe that may reel her in for a round 2.

i'd hit her with

"I can work with maybe, it was very educational. I know a good sleazy hotel with cheap drinks, if you ever want to turn that maybe into a round 2."

[jkupper]

Hit her with a "Thanks for the heads up"

[ClaudeGiroux]

[ryanscut]

Very educational? Wtf?

[zzfh]

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[CremePie18]

Daaaaaa fuuuuuk

Educational


Daaaaaafuuuuuuuuuk

[CyzzBrah]

After that text OP it was your first and last time, I guess...

[lift4gainz]

Registered potato

[iceypain]

fkin lol

[FriendOfFrank]

And a new copypasta was born...