Small things that really piss you off

[Nicklol]

when women complain about there being no good guys yet continually go out of their way to avoid said good guys (like me)

[Rayaarito]

1. People who use spoons to get peanut butter out the jars. Those are the same *******s that don't clean their own ****. Cause if they did, they'd know knives are much easier to use and easier to get all the peanut butter off the goddamn utensil making it easier to clean. ****ing *******s i swear

2. *******s who walk on their heels in the house. Why the **** are you stomping all over my hardwood floor you goddamn elephant. I can hear that **** from upstairs when i'm trying to study. Walk lightly.

3. *******s who drive in your blindspot. Are you stupid? Are you trying to cause an accident? Brb, driving in blindspot. Brb, shocked you'd try and turn into me. Brb being a *******

4. Whiteknights. I ****ing hate whiteknights with a passion. I hate seeing girls get things easier just because they have a pussy. Srs. I see it all the time in school and it annoys me like no other. Especially when the professor makes it so obvious that he's giving them special treatment. grinds my gear

[CherryPopinski]

People that walk slow
Drivers that use no blinker and change lanes last minute
Caddy women
When things don't get done efficiently and timely

Idk haha

[jtwx]

If anyone asks me to smile, and it's happened a few times. I feel at that moment that if I could ever unsmile even harder I would.

[HoustonMiscer]

When ppl are turning (car) and they turn slow as fukk.
People that leave 3 fuking car lengths of space at a stoplight, it causes so much damn traffic.
People in a store that are having loud as fuk and personal conversations on their phone in their own bubble.

[chickenallday]

women who spend 10 mins taking out their wallet from their small sized bag from their mid sized bag from their large sized bag, spend 5 mins pulling out loose change, and proceed to put everything away slowly

[Humungus]

-tailgaters/unsafe drivers .. kinda shocking how many awful drivers there are out there
-know it alls
-people who snack at the movies and have to rustle bags and be distracting, also people who talk at the movies

[BPSteve]

For some reason I get oddly pissed off when sloots on ******** use their middle name instead of their last name. Like no, your name isn't "Kaitlyn Marie"

[-Lucifer]

People who don't respect your personal space.

[MarkNormak]

fukkin lol. this all the time on top of the play button for videos on gay pron sites.








































wait wot?

[MarkNormak]

For some reason I get oddly pissed off when sloots on ******** use their middle name instead of their last name. Like no, your name isn't "Kaitlyn Marie"

lul. i think "kaitlyn marie" is a pronstar name

[cowboywayne]

loud ppl
travel snobs
people who sing/rap in public
vocal fry/uptalk
pseudo intellectuals trying to use big words
PDA
chewing with mouth open
attack people personally in arguments

[420x247]

when ppl say guesstimate instead of estimate

when people say "hence why" which is incorrect

when closet gay kunts deny they're gay and try play off like they're str8

when ugly/fat girls think they're hot

[tank2003]

1. When people touch the fork or spoon to their teeth when they eat.
2. Scraping the fork/knife against the plate
3. When a person's face is buried in their phone or when people hop on their phone when hanging out with friends or family
4. I'm in this ******** group called 'modern conversations' where its all political talk. there is this one lady who fact checks EVERYTHING. If you say something about her beloved Obama she immediately fact checks and screen shots it and will post it like: "Fake. You said he took 140 vacation days when it was really 135. get your facts straight"
5. Bandwagon millenials who probably didnt even know what socialism is until bernie hit the scene and they still dont. When you point out just how much of a fail it is by pointing out USSR, Venezuela, Nazi germany and so on, they rebutal with something stupid like "well, we shoudl give it a try."
6. People who think that the various forms of Socialism are all massively different. "How dare you tell me that socialism is a terrible government structure mr USSR immigrant. You need to get your socialists straight. I am talking about democratic socialism"
7. Pronouncing "nuclear" as "new-cue-lar"
8. Saying anxious instead of eager
9. Pronouncing "similar" as "simular"
10. OP

[KidJRay]

People (often females) who clearly know you're in front of or near them at busy airports or train stations and keep walking fast af, bumping into you instead of slowing down for a sec to let you pass. Fukking annoying. I usually look down at them and say "what the fukk" or something.

[W1LLW]

The goobers in major cities (moscow, nyc, london, paris) that use the wallmaps in the subways to determine the best route for their trip. are you fuking kidding me? it's 2017, each of the aforementioned cities has no less than 3 dedicated apps to the subway not to mention google and you're causing a traffic jam because you're using your fingers trying to find your station in the "2H" map square?



kill yourself.







EDIT: also, is there anything more instantly rage inducing than people that throw trash on the ground? I instantly want to punch them in the face.

[InfinityThor]

When people leave shopping carts all over a parking lot instead of putting them away

I rage so hard when the shopping cart bay is literally 2 meters away and they can't walk it over, they just leave it in the parking spot.

[trillclipse]

when closet gay kunts deny they're gay and try play off like they're str8

Fark, this. Especially if they're over the age of about 18. How about coming out already and living your life instead of being a closeted *******. Used to work with a guy who still claims he's straight, would constantly cockblock all of us when we went out being a little white knight, and make up stories about banging girls (he's an obese 2/10 btw).

[Azrairc]

People who hold up the lines by paying in cash need to be executed. What are you doing it's 2017 you low life

Only people who carry cash for a majority of purchases are low life's and druggies

[KRANE]

When people say "anyways" That's when I lose it and go into kills mode.

[Sherniee]

Small things that really piss you off

I'm surprised someone hasn't said this already:

Non-lifters

[John$Galt]

when I fart and enough poop comes out to show through my pants, meaning I have to go to the bathroom to clean up

when my friends play with my penis after I pass out drunk, and post photos online, and call ME gay!

when I'm sitting there perfectly comfortable trying to die but my body won't let me not take breaths

[pezking7p]

People who stop the microwave but don't clear the remaining time.

[GrimRep_er]

-driving under the speed limit. To get to my house you need to take a single lane road for a few miles. You get a douche going slow you cannot pass.

- you have a small car and need to make a left hand turn. Hug the line and get out of the way, don't turn from dead center and obstruct traffic

- people who whistle. I don't want to hear that ****. Entertain yourself in a way that doesn't annoy others.

- people who wait ridiculously long in between sets. keep it moving or get a home gym.

- you hover on the dumbbell rack preventing others from getting or returning dumbbells.

- people who are loud while lifring. Unless you drop a weight on your foot their is no need for yelling.

- when fat people dress like they are not fat. Just because you can squeeze into it doesn't mean you should.

- when people that are dumb as bricks talk to you like they are intelligent

- people who mumble. speak up, I don't read lips.

[DizzySmalls]

when someone sees fit to pull out in front of you or merge in front of you with ample room so there's absolutely no danger, then decide to start going slow af so you either have to brake hard and drop below the speed limit because you're boxed into that lane, or swing around them

bonus points if you can tell while you're behind them that they're constantly looking down at their phone

When people leave large safety gaps for the entire highway to cut in front of them in the inevitable traffic jam queue.

[RuthlessReborn]

-when people get super excited at work over free food. FFS do you kunts not eat at home? brb gonna spear tackle the next fatkunt who runs across the office for a donut
-when you watch a movie with someone and they spend half the time on their phone and then ask you what happened half-way through the movie
-chitty drivers
-people who sit next to me when there are empty seats on the bus and then take forever to move when i try to get off at my stop
-people who do circuit training at the gym
-people who chew too loudly
-people who dont know about a certain topic but act like they do anyway
-when people eat their stinky food at their desk
-people who cant control their voice tone and speak to loud.
-people who lack work ethic
-etc

[RuthlessReborn]

kunts who take forever at an ATM or putting in their parking ticket, I mean ffs how hard can it be?

[BravosCurls]

People who hold up the lines by paying in cash need to be executed. What are you doing it's 2017 you low life

Only people who carry cash for a majority of purchases are low life's and druggies

people who pay with cards. Are you really that poor you don't have cash on you?

Old people slowing the cashier line

[HockeyBacon18]

ignoring the driving related things cause basically every fuking driver is an idiot and pisses me off

people who obsess over celebrities, the obsession with everything beyonce, the kardasians etc do is mind numbing. who in the hell cares if beyonce is pregnant.

[Tanktwo]

drivers. i moved from NJ to DC and literally people drive around like they are all brain dead.

some days i legit rage and whip around people like a dick.


and my upstairs neighbor walks around like BANG BANG BANG at every hour. prolly some kunt with 0 self awareness.