Embarrassing gym moments

[Benjinkan]

As a noob if you're not stalling, you're not trying lol.

Das it mane, nearly passed out trying to get through sticking point on DB OHP once, pushed up and got them overhead but couldn't lock out... forgot to breathe and got dizzy AF, had to sit down for like 10 mins. Don't think anyone really noticed but felt like a twunt.

[fartwhenicum]

LMAO, what did he say after you said that?[/QUOTE]

nothing, he walked away and continued his session, wanted to apologize but didnt know how..

[fartwhenicum]

Does he hate u now?

i think so, he never talks or looks at me so...

[tokelift]

i was in the back of the gym talking to one of the regulars, a woman came in(there arent many woman in that gym)

so i say to him, look a chick, i stand up to get a better vieuw and i say to him; nevermind, she's ugly as fuk..

so she comes over to us, gives him a kiss on the mouth and says: hey hony, im gonna start on the threadmil...







i still cant look him in the eye...

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn that was hard to even read, sucks to be you

[TrotonKat]

LMAO, what did he say after you said that?

nothing, he walked away and continued his session, wanted to apologize but didnt know how..[/QUOTE]

Do you still speak to him?

Wonder if he looks at his gf different now.

[nosirrahx]

Wonder if he looks at his gf different now.

I guarantee he does. As much as we hate to admit it approval of our decisions matters.

[usera]

Back when my shoulders operated in normal fashion, I was benching 315 and got caught under the bar in a pretty empty gym. I had no collars on the bar so I dipped one side and three plates slid off then with the power of Thors hammer, the bar flung to the other side and pulled me off the bench. The bar was basically perpendicular to the floor so I ninja rolled and stood up like it was my normal way of putting weights away. I tried to pull it off like this dude.



Same gym I got caught under 135 and an 80 lb woman had to save me before I could do my patented flip flop escape.

[fartwhenicum]

Do you still speak to him?

Wonder if he looks at his gf different now.[/QUOTE]

its deadsilent and akward when we meet

heard he recently got married with her and she's pregnant so he's probably happy with her

[TrotonKat]

I guarantee he does. As much as we hate to admit it approval of our decisions matters.

I'm sure some of his mate's find her attractive. Was she that ugly?

[SpartanProverb]

[fartwhenicum]

I'm sure some of his mate's find her attractive. Was she that ugly?

there is nothing on her that is even remotely atractive, maybe she has a great character or she is a beast in the sack but i doubt it

[TrotonKat]

there is nothing on her that is even remotely atractive, maybe she has a great character or she is a beast in the sack but i doubt it

Are you super fussy?

At least she is going to gym, improve her body.

[SpartanProverb]

Are you super fussy?

At least she is going to gym, improve her body.

Kat, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

[exyl]

Are you super fussy?

At least she is going to gym, improve her body.

Maybe she's just ugly as fuk.

[TrotonKat]

Kat, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Are you going to offer me mint?

[GrimesSU]

Was on the bench press with no spotter, couldn't get the last rep back up high enough.

Instead of doing the 'roll of shame', I asked another guy next to me if he could spot me back up.

[SpartanProverb]

Are you going to offer me mint?

[fartwhenicum]

i have another one of these, not gym related but even more akward

i recently started a new job, factory work but almost all woman who work there.

the nightshift comes up, its like 5, sometimes 6 woman and one of them, i could swear she looks like a tranny

she has this real manface, so after a couple of days i find the courage to ask one of her/his coworkers if she used to be a dude...she wasnt...

ofcourse they told her and now she gives ma the deathstare every time we meet...




i should learn to keep my mouth shut lol...

[TrotonKat]

Maybe she's just ugly as fuk.

Even ugly as fk people need love.

[fartwhenicum]

Are you super fussy?

At least she is going to gym, improve her body.

i am known to have low standards...

[SpartanProverb]

Even ugly as fk people need love.

That is why I pray for you daily.

[TheRougarou646]

Dropped a 45lb plate on my toe.

Turns out it was a double fracture. Made a fred about it a while back.

I remember the pix and I still have nightmares.

[TrotonKat]

How you know about this product? Does your gf have smelly vag?

i have another one of these, not gym related but even more akward

i recently started a new job, factory work but almost all woman who work there.

the nightshift comes up, its like 5, sometimes 6 woman and one of them, i could swear she looks like a tranny

she has this real manface, so after a couple of days i find the courage to ask one of her/his coworkers if she used to be a dude...she wasnt...

ofcourse they told her and now she gives ma the deathstare every time we meet...




i should learn to keep my mouth shut lol...

LOL, no filter, gold.
If someone said that about me would make me super self conscious.

[CalebRM]

^^ what do you mean by stalling?
What happened with your foot? Did you need stitches?

Stalling as in too much weight and get stuck/can't finish the rep. Usually resulting in slowly negativing the weight to the safety bar or for example on bench lowering it to your chest and letting the plates slide off lol (unless you use clamps then you're fu*ked)


I should have, but it was the thin skin on the top of my foot so I just kept it clean and butterfly bandaged it. Was probably a fracture, because it was black and blue and swollen but it healed eventually so all is good now.


Couldn't skateboard for like 4 months which made me more mad than anything.

Das it mane, nearly passed out trying to get through sticking point on DB OHP once, pushed up and got them overhead but couldn't lock out... forgot to breathe and got dizzy AF, had to sit down for like 10 mins. Don't think anyone really noticed but felt like a twunt.

lol. Have definitely smacked myself in the head with DB OHP as well as dumbbell overhead tricep extensions. I know those non breathing dizzy feels..

[TrotonKat]

That is why I pray for you daily.

You do not need to pray for me. Being a women I have options, have you not pay any attention to 90% of misc threads? Women have numerous wks, now 3/10 can score decent looking guys because of dating apps.

I will pray for you.

[BerserkGrom]

warming with 2 plates on SS bar squat, wasnt holding the handles just had my arms next to my body, went up so fast the bar fell off my neck onto the floor, making noise.


just walked off like pretending nothing happened

[RyanT7]

You do not need to pray for me. Being a women I have options, have you not pay any attention to 90% of misc threads? Women have numerous wks, now 3/10 can score decent looking guys because of dating apps.

I will pray for you.

are you a woman tho

[SpermWhale]

was doing OHP, then added a little too much weight to impress a chick.
as she started walking over, I farted accidentally.
that ended that

[TrotonKat]

are you a woman tho

Yes

[RoycaDa511]

He was super sweet, I felt so dizzy, he decided to go buy me food and drive me home.



Not srs