Introducing No Fart™.
With No Fart™, you can increase your lifts.
No Fart™ accomplishes this in two ways.
First, the build up of gases increases intra abdominal pressure, serving the same purpose as a weight lifting belt.
Secondly, the build of of hydrogen gas will make you lighter, therefore making exercises such as squat and deadlift easier because your body naturally floats up.
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03-11-2017, 06:53 PM #1Registered User
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You've tried no fap, no bed, no wipe. Now get ready for No Fart™.
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03-11-2017, 06:54 PM #2Message Board King
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why are women so weak then. they don't even fart
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03-11-2017, 06:54 PM #3Chairman of the bored
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perfectly timed fart to get last rep crew
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03-11-2017, 06:56 PM #4Registered User
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For women, the build up of intra abdominal pressure is vented through a different source than a man, the mouth. This is what makes women so bitchy.Originally Posted by Letthemcome
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03-11-2017, 06:57 PM #5rambo
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Have you not seen the spontaneous combustion episode of South Park? You're playing with (potential) fire.
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03-11-2017, 06:59 PM #6
Nofart is pure cope/placebo. Noburp, on the other hand, is the truth.
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03-11-2017, 07:02 PM #7Registered Developer
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Misc Entrepreneur Crew
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03-11-2017, 07:03 PM #8
You do relize you will blow up from all the internal pressure from no fart right?
Op?
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03-11-2017, 07:10 PM #9Registered User
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No Fart™ does not condone the total abstinence of farting. What we recommend is going for several days or weeks without farting, and when you try for a squat PR you just let it all out. The accumulated pressure buildup will make you hit that PR, 100% fart back guarantee.Originally Posted by trapper08
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03-11-2017, 07:15 PM #10C-A-N-E-S CANES!
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hydrogen gas
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I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal.
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03-11-2017, 07:17 PM #11Invictus
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thisOriginally Posted by vsukicker
Negs to anyone that:
makes a terrible troll thread
makes any conspiracy theory thread
makes a religious/political thread without knowledge of what they're talking about
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03-11-2017, 07:18 PM #1209
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but who was Hindenberg disaster
^ this is a long thin black line
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03-11-2017, 07:18 PM #13
yeah that's gonna be a no for me dog
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03-11-2017, 07:23 PM #14
There's some truth to this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mula_Bandha
Many describe the execution of this as like holding in a fart and it is key to a lot of moves that require core stability. Key for stuff like handstand in yoga.
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03-11-2017, 07:23 PM #15Registered User
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We're sorry if No Fart™ is not compatible with Sticking Lighters Up Your Ass™Originally Posted by vsukicker
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03-11-2017, 07:25 PM #16Message Board King
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Well aren't you clever. What's your iq? 130?Originally Posted by SpO0ky
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03-11-2017, 07:26 PM #17
Suppressing a fart for just the right moment of release is an art from in discipline and endurance
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03-11-2017, 07:27 PM #18Registered User
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The minimum IQ cutoff for a No Fart™ employee is about 350Originally Posted by Letthemcome
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03-11-2017, 07:32 PM #19Message Board King
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Well that was a **** post. Your iq just dropped to 110 boyo.Originally Posted by SpO0ky
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03-11-2017, 07:33 PM #20Pillaging and Rummaging
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New shark tank idea?
In for 45% equity for 500,000*drinks breast milk crew* *boob connoisseur crew* *trades turned into long term investments for 2020 crew* *Death metal crew* *manlet crew* *spiritually 6'2 crew* *electrician master race crew*
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03-11-2017, 07:40 PM #21Banned
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Actually LOLd at reading the OP. Repped
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03-26-2017, 06:49 AM #22Banned
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