Yo, I get it. I really do. But what happens when you're 50 and everyone is married?

[nctarheels21]

All of your friends are married with kids, so they don't have time to grab a beer.
Any girl 6/10 and over has gotten tied down, so there's no worth while single sloots your age.
And if you're FA now, you're certainly going to be FA when you're old and wrinkly as fuk.


Girls are a fuking mess, I get that. I may get cheated on, I get that. But I won't be a little lonely b!tch without kids when I'm 80 and alone.


So, give me the plus side of being single in your 50's and above, with no kids/grandkids.

[BadAtThis]

- implying our generation isn't going to have sky high divorce numbers

[WriteOrDie]

Married women need d1ck too

[wesleysh21]

I actually lived with my uncle when he was single and in his 50s. He was out drinking all the time (no wife to nag him) and was banging sloots all the time. Sloot age range was from mid 20 to their 40s that he was smashing. He also had a girlfriend that was near his age, but both of them were married before...and swore off ever getting tied down like that gain. So he'd bang randoms all week long and then go spend time with her (she lived an hour away) on the weekend.

[DatOneDood]

just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score, OP

[nctarheels21]

- implying our generation isn't going to have sky high divorce numbers

So you think a washed up divorced broad is worthy of a bang when you're 60?

Married women need d1ck too

That's what the young dudes are for.

I actually lived with my uncle when he was single and in his 50s. He was out drinking all the time (no wife to nag him) and was banging slots all the time. Sloot age range was from mid 20 to their 40s that he was smashing. He also had a girlfriend that was near his age, but both of them were married before...and swore off ever getting tied down like that gain. So he'd bang randoms all week long and then go spend time with her (she lived an hour away) on the weekend.

This sounds gread and ideal, but is verryyy rare unfortunately.

[Spoolme]

Don't feed the trolls who claim they will never settle down. Everyone settles down, no one believes they will when they are young.

[BadAtThis]

So you think a washed up divorced broad is worthy of a bang when you're 60?

That's what the young dudes are for.

This sounds gread and ideal, but is verryyy rare unfortunately.

Buddy at 60 I'm sure we'll be taking what we get. Hell im doing that now at 25

[boostnlol]

bang 35 y/o's who are looking to latch onto single, rich men who will die soon and take their money but jakes on them because you smash and dash anyways.

[m1n2v5]

Implying a long term relationship isn't possible without marriage. You dense fuks that act like it's either marriage or being completely alone really jostle my jimmies.

Heaven forbid you have a partner for life without signing a contract.

[Omnivium]

As long as you stay in shape when everyone else lets themselves go you should be all right. Probably have to settle down with a used up divorced woman though lol

[nctarheels21]

Buddy at 60 I'm sure we'll be taking what we get. Hell im doing that now at 25

Taking what we can get sounds like a great life to live. Atleast in a marriage you have your badass kids and grandkids to show for it once your wife stops putting out.

bang 35 y/o's who are looking to latch onto single, rich men who will die soon and take their money but jakes on them because you smash and dash anyways.

Das it mane

Implying a long term relationship isn't possible without marriage. You dense fuks that act like it's either marriage or being completely alone really jostle my jimmies.

Heaven forbid you have a partner for life without signing a contract.

Oh and how many people do you know like that? (inb4 anecdotal story)

Women love feeling secure and tied down. thatslifeson.jpeg

[devin45k]

That's when you get desperate and pay escorts to let you fart on them

[BrahPlease]

Divorce rate is already 50%. In 25 years it will be even worse...

[nctarheels21]

That's when you get desperate and pay escorts to let you fart on them

Which reminds me.


This dude at the gym is like fuking 65-70 years old, married with kids and grandkids, but takes a trip to vegas about twice a year to bet on football/basketball and bang hookers.
Now that dude has the best of both worlds.

[PisseninMisc]

Just sit at home and misc like you do now *******.

[amenccm]

[Bassackwards]

sorry OP but i have to break it to you. most of your friends today wont be there for you when you are 50. most of your closest friends today will barely be friends with you in 5 years. and your friends today will be acquaintances that dont remember your name. the only thing keeping you somewhat interacting together is through ********,

but really, who cares. thats life... the plus side of not being married and having kids is a **** ton of disposable income, nothing to hold you down, and the freedom to do whatever and whenever you want. you can take more risks in investing and actually retire young

[m1n2v5]

Women love feeling secure and tied down. thatslifeson.jpeg

Then feel free to bend over for them. The failed institution that is marriage is fueled by cucks like yourself too scared to not sign a contract with the state. Don't put that on the rest of us.

[nctarheels21]

Just sit at home and misc like you do now *******.

Chit... you're right.

sorry OP but i have to break it to you. most of your friends today wont be there for you when you are 50. most of your closest friends today will barely be friends with you in 5 years. and your friends today will be acquaintances that dont remember your name. the only thing keeping you somewhat interacting together is through ********,

but really, who cares. thats life... the plus side of not being married and having kids is a **** ton of disposable income, nothing to hold you down, and the freedom to do whatever and whenever you want. you can take more risks in investing and actually retire young

And why do you lost contact? Because dudes get married and have kids and move on.

Then feel free to bend over for them. The failed institution that is marriage is fueled by cucks like yourself too scared to not sign a contract with the state. Don't put that on the rest of us.

LOLOLOL have fun trying to find a girl to stick around longer than a year for ya, bud. Again, inb4 your anecdotes

[m1n2v5]

LOLOLOL have fun trying to find a girl to stick around longer than a year for ya, bud. Again, inb4 your anecdotes

Have fun gambling half trying to get poocy to stick around. Beta as fuk, srs. Better drop plenty of cash on a ring and ceremony too, lmao. Bump this is 30 years, lol.

[nctarheels21]

Have fun losing half trying to get poocy to stick around. Beta as fuk, srs. Better drop plenty of cash on a ring and ceremony too, lmao. Bump this is 30 years, lol.

I'm smarter than to spend lots of cash on ring and ceremony, so try again.


GTFO my thread unless you're going to give me good insight on the benefits of being 60, single, lonely and no kids (besides a fat stack of cash)
Edit: I'll bump this in 30 years when you're still around on the misc, and I'm too busy chillin with my wife and kids.

[nctarheels21]

that's why you don't live past 30
live fast die young

Now I could definintely understand this. I'd be ok with dying at 40.

[AyMayne]

You could still end up 50 and alone if you get a divorce, but with less assets.

The marriage argument only works if you see it as betting that potential loss of assets against the potential reward of having a companion to grow old with.

[m1n2v5]

I'm smarter than to spend lots of cash on ring and ceremony, so try again.


GTFO my thread unless you're going to give me good insight on the benefits of being 60, single, lonely and no kids (besides a fat stack of cash)
Edit: I'll bump this in 30 years when you're still around on the misc, and I'm too busy chillin with my wife and kids.

Keep coping brah, das it. I'm sure you'll be the exception rather than the rule.

Spoiler!

The insight/benefit is I'll be with someone because we want the relationship, instead of staying in one because the alternative is being financially castrated.

Edit: you also played the no kids without marriage card? Lmfao.

[Messiahtype]

Marriage isn't a bad thing or a good thing. It can be either.

I had a mistake marriage in my 20's. I have a good marriage now, but I'm almost 37.

I'm still physically on that "I want to smash everything" time, but the risk/reward isn't worth it because I'm genuinely happy 90% of the time. I think I stopped prioritizing chasing poosy around 30.

Don't want kids though.

[soaponarope1]

http://tinybuddha.com/blog/marry-you...for-self-love/

[nctarheels21]

Keep coping brah, das it. I'm sure you'll be the exception rather than the rule.

lmaoooooo and you're going to be the exception of a dude who is 60, happy, and "in a relationship with someone because we want the relationship"?
Keep it up, *******. Your delusion is unreal.

[DeusExTerra]

I actually lived with my uncle when he was single and in his 50s. He was out drinking all the time (no wife to nag him) and was banging sloots all the time. Sloot age range was from mid 20 to their 40s that he was smashing. He also had a girlfriend that was near his age, but both of them were married before...and swore off ever getting tied down like that gain. So he'd bang randoms all week long and then go spend time with her (she lived an hour away) on the weekend.

fkn lol dude, this is pure misc fantasyland

[Szakalzg]

lmaoooooo and you're going to be the exception of a dude who is 60, happy, and "in a relationship with someone because we want the relationship"?
Keep it up, *******. Your delusion is unreal.

Lmfao.... you're a deluded *******, and mad at that.


Yoo... but I am sure you get it. LOL